-11/06-07 Angel's House

THIS IS AN UPDATE
So I'm chilling home on a Monday night.

I've had a sticking point with phone game being that lately I always tend to fuck it up once shes on the phone:P It's a combination of reasons being that I always forget to kill her blur factor, I'm impatient and hate playing SMS tag and hate mobiles in general - so awkward for me.

So anyway I decided to try something different. Get to her house tonight (Monday) :D This would be my first phone interaction with her so I went for gusto and if I fucked it who cares..

I don't even know if there is any game in here, it's just the fact that I went for it where others would of prolly pussed out.

Here's how it went over the phone. Oh an sorry my shitty phone doesn't save sent msgs so I'm going from memory with my side :p

'Yo ---, it ---- how r u n wot u doin?'
'Hi thr im good an u? Im jst at hm chilin stil recovrn frm lastnite ;)'
'Madness, wot u do aftr saint that night?'
'Went 2 th --- afr saint. Yea had a gr8 time lastnite wnt 2 th cott, th cas an few other places'
'Sweet you was on like a world tour! if u won any cash at cas take me out to dinna, jus jokes dun flip :p but yeh u should, its rules - Wot u doin tonight?'
'Na i dnt gamble jst drink. Yea th --- was alrite a. Nt doin nethin 2nite. Wat bout u''sfa, hey would you say your like the spontaneous an random type?'
'Lol wat did ya hv in mind?'
'Feel like hittin a movie with a complete stranger you don't even know?'
'Yea id b keen but i got ----'
'You got a dvd player? if u can't sa'll good'
'Yea cld cum rnd an wtch dvd. House is a mess aftr th wknd but :)'
'My rooms a bomb hit sa'll good, wil ya mum mind if im up in ther or if u got wrk tomo we can make it anotha day'
'K i dnt liv wth my mum i liv wth my sistr an ----. I jst hv th gym at 8:30 2mrw bt tht cool''Sweet so what movies u like, wat sub u in?'
'Liv in ---- an like most thngs bt nt like war movies'
'saving private ryan it is :D u mind if I go ther roun 8:30-9?'
'Na tht b a good time. My adres is ----'

Fuckin what? And that's it.

So I go to her place and we didn't watch the movie.

We had a mad playful convo on a whole range of subjects and I couldn't believe the shit myself I was spittin that was coming right off the top. I continually got 'wow yr funny', 'i've never talked with someone like this b4', *giggle, giggle, mother fuckin giggle*

No routines, just working the whole James/Jugglar natural vibe thing we learnt about I don't even know if I was doing the right thing - convo was fast and hectic with vacuums thrown in but altogether funny and engaging shes actually a really cool chick :D

Some of our interesting topics brought up included - fisting people raising your arms hiding behind a table and doing a puppet show, i have a hairy vagina but she can't munch on it because I'm self concious, I have a butt plug collection, she has a vibrator collection - we will be swapping collections soon, shes buying me a pink butt plug but I told her I already have at least 4 in that colour so I'll have to come with her to pick out a different palette shade of pink, the female psyche and how it's all read between the lines and guys is all facts, shes a serial killa and shes invited me over to cleaver me to pieces and she doesn't bother draining the blood when she puts the corpses into the boot. I was like cool 'no gore no fun', she likes to scissor with her mates i told her i like to do that too but sometimes it gets really uncomfy cos ya balls bounce off each other and your cocks are sword fighting

And more mad cap shit.

After all this we had a vigourous make out session b4 she had to kick me out cos it was well late and moving very fast!

Got a sweet msg in the morn and we'll see what happens

-08-06-07 Kindy teacher and Angel wings

It's been too long I know, but here I am back and ready to update this bitch - I'll try post more in the future :)

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I'm shit at writing these and if i'm bad spelor with bad grammor eat nuts.

This was full of shit tests galore

So I'm waltzing through the saint and see this fine feline who clinked drinks with me earlier at the bar.

Shes seated outside with her friend and what I assume is her crew that's adjacent to where she is sitting. It's the al-fresco area and she's on this huge concrete seat and across from her are these big table seats.

Talking over my shoulder standing by her clouded in 'non-chalantness' I open her..
"Yo dude can you help me outta sec, this'll take a second (RAH RAH)... I just saw the hottest fucking girl walk by around here and I got no idea what to say to her? :/ What should I say to her?"

"Ahh..."

"You seen wayne's world? There was like angels flying around her head and music was in slow mo, like the matrix" (this was all off the top)

"Angels er that's dumb" Said with a screwface

Her friend instantly runs the interference so towards her friend I interject with "Hi! I'm -, what's your name?"

"I'm -"

"Aww that's awesome"
bit more fluff, then we are back on course - I say to the first girl I was speaking too "Yo I like you, you have this dorkish quality about you and that's a good thing"
From this point on, actually this was happening before as well she starts relaying everything I say to her back to her friend all sarcastic like for instance I go..
"I have this japanese friend right..." and she goes to me and back to her friend"Oh really you have this japansese friend hey.." and to her mate "He has this japanese friend.."

But I plow through and give her the cube

As I'm giving her the cube she is interjecting right through it trying to throw me off with little idle sarcastic comments, combine this with her friend popping in to speak shit and random guys trying to talk to her at the same time

I plow through

Finally I finish cubing her and she gives me a 6.5 and I say"I woulda got much better if you believed me and actually concentrated on what I was saying" said with a smile of course :D

We fluff it some more and I'm actually working in some good comfort questions that are iregular and not the normal shitttt. I'm noticing headway because through it all, I'm seated now :D and she's not complaining about that and I'm dealing rather well with all the interuptions that come my way from her mates, guys etc
I find out she's a kindy teacher and I say so "You know how you being all sarcastic like with me, are you this much of a bastard with your kindy kids" Said with a smile of course, I can't stipulate this enough

"Oh nooooooo"

"So how often you rude like this to strangers you just met up with up inside the club..How often do you get approached?"

"Mmm not much, I dunno I guess"

"So what do you say to get rid of them?"

"I dunno I usually just give them shit or a fake name or something"

"Does it work? :D"

"I dunno you tell me :D"

"Well I'm still here so I guess it's not :D"
She laughs and I get further kino, she's close now and shes all arm touching and her legs are crossed and I can feel her foot brushing up against my leg.

Another mate runs interference, she is wearing angel wings

"Omg are you gay? You're gay aren't you?"

"Yeah I'm totally gay! I'm the dirtiest lesbian you ever did see. Hey you ever played shabba dabba ding dong?"

"What's that?"

"I ask you 5 questions RAH RAH" I give her the question game where you try snake a drink out of them :P We play for smokes

It gets to the last question and I get her on it and say "Gotcha! You owe me a cigarette."She lies and goes "Umm no, I have actually played this game before! You owe me a smoke, where is my smoke???"
We get into a little mini argument over who owes who a cigarette. She is acutally getting angry haha.

I say "Alright I'll go you double or nothing, I'll guess your personality of what you're like as a person"

Kindy teacher is still stroking up on me. I give angel wings the 4 questions cold read thing. She's giving me sarcastic comments as well but all 3 girls are fixed in what I'm saying. I relay what I think shes like and I know I'm hitting it straight outta the ball park because I can see it in her face and her mouth is wide open. I'm doing so well that she goes to the kindy teacher "Hey - so where's your boyfriend tonight?"Kindy teacher is blushing and backs away

Angel wings actually snakes her to get me. After it I ask,"So how'd I do?"

"9.5, that's a wicked game."

Kindy teacher has backed off and angel wings takes the seat next to me and gives me a smoke "I'm only giving you one because I gave you a drink earlier" (btw I scored a drink off her earlier :D)

It's 12 and the place is shutting down and we've been talking about random shit for ages I play some dis-qaulificaiton and go "So outta all the guys here which one would you go?"

"Mmm, you. :)"

She goes on this sex shit telling me how shes all bi-sexual, likes 3somes, has a kid, really inviting sex bait etc I go

"Well you gotta have hobbies. :)" and change subject

The bouncer is telling everyone to go and she says that she's waiting for her friend outside, I tell her I gotta run and she wants me to take her number - so I do :)

She asks what mine is and I msg her back with "Sup dork".
Then im outski :D

Later I get a message walking towards the new spot we're hitting "Hi huni jst sayn hi it --- dnt 4get it!"
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Later that night we end up in subi and I see this godesss I step to her writing a msg to myself and ask her why girls say shit like this wanting to get her viewpoint on it, I'm tired, lost and stunted by her beauty. She looks through my phone and goes under the 'create message' bit and sees that I've written it myself :P She still hangs around.

Her friend wants to go home before I really get off the ground. Looking back I should of said shit to the friend
Man she was hot, aww well see ya's tonight for more:D