Here’s what I do;
I'm not bad looking, but I'm no 'stavro's nacho's' mother fucker either haha. Small things like not eating macca's everyday and not smoking does wonders. You know how hard these girls work to look hot for you? The least you can do is eat healthy and run around the block five times a week and not belch all over yourself. Keep stylish and always believe you’re gorgeous, smooth and a charmer even if it's not currently happening all these outside factors will catch up with your mentality. Watch for the negativity that slowly creeps in, you pretty much always have to be reinforcing that you're awesome.
The problem with RSD and MM is that some of us think they're undeniably lame and whether they are or not will always be up for debate(some place else), If the methods are so awesome why do some of us think they’re lame? With me; I want everyone to be enticed, in awe, at ease and in love with me. AKA just fucking smooth as silk baby, I don't believe the people at RSD and MM have achieved this and saturating the market place with new fang dangled product to get the girl isn't helping the credibility either, otherwise why all the hate? (It can be argued that their are those that are just hating on success but everybody still loves Juggler)
So what are the characteristics of a dude who is just smooth as silk? To me he is
-Truthful, joyful, loving, laidback
-Confident and calm
-Collected, carefree and easy going
-Funny, witty and humorous
-Can make anyone smile
-Solid with strength
-Has sex appeal, non-hesitant
-Clear complexion, attractive, fit and healthy
-High sex drive, intelligent, friendly, kind, assertive and talkative
-Smart, beautiful, strong
-Never inadequate
-Never afraid, a flirt
-Never flips out
-Romantic
-Not caring what they think
-A go getter
-Charismatic
-Original
-Cool and cooler
-Brave, powerful, vigorous
-Everyone falls in love with him
-Irresistible
-Sure of himself
-Getting chased for sex
-Is great sex
-Unbreakable
-Good looking
-At ease
-Enjoyable
-Spiced with cheekiness
-Light-hearted
-All this he just knows
All these points I try to embody and this is actually my list I have written in a first person format that I read over every morning and night, nothing too ritualistic. 1-3 times is enough. Just believe you are all this and you’ll see how stuff turns around. You’ll start walking taller, you won’t only have skills in a nightclub, each and every situation will be fair game and you won’t be a weird mother fucker in your everyday normal situation like a PUA is, those shop girls you thought you could never touch even with all that nightclub wizardry will be blushing when you talk to them.
Being a natural is good but a structure has its place, you can't tell a football team to just go out there and play natural, they do so but with an underlying framework and a championship winning team keeps it tight. All your underlying feelings thoughts, emotions, body mechanics, etc are all players on the team that makeup you. I don't want to get too esoteric on you, but just keep your whole steez tight.
I'm a fan of the Adam Lyon's (C-R)+Q+E=A system. Nice and simple but I never really strictly follow it, I'm always playing it by ear and it's just tucked away back there in the bottom of my head when I do need some guidance. Also I like Paul Janka, and I only picked these guys because they have small ebooks and you don't need to give up half your life to watch/read the whole thing.
I hear a lot of cool lines and routines but I like to keep all my moves original in fact I go out of my way to not use anyone else’s shit and not even the same lines and various sayings that even I make up, again. You do find yourself coming back to anecdotes of lines you made up from time to time but I like to always keep it fresh. This way I get my whole own style and you won’t believe the shit you can come up with on the spot plus, we can’t all be shirt and blazer wearing cats. Remember the pickup artist show, when Mystery lines up all his protégés before one gets voted off? All of those blokes where all shirt, blazer wearing highlighted hair mother fucker clones. Hahahaha get the fuck outta here and get your own fucking style pleassssssssssssssssseeeee.
Remember you have just as much choice as her. I don’t believe in ploughing and when you believe and know that you're good with women you don't need to approach woman constantly for "practise", because you're already fucking sick awesome at this shit so their is no need to approach on random’s you don't even like constantly, it’s already within you. Have some standards, me personally I only go for 8 and up and those which really stop me in my tracks, I don’t need to work myself up the scale, the hottest girl ever is ready for me now. I’m not really into ploughing because if the girl isn't smart enough to know I’m good for her she’s probably mentally retarded and I shouldn’t be getting with any mentally retarded girls haha.
Further; you know how you read about all these one off news stories about how there was this bag of money just sitting somewhere in some city street and everyone just happened to be passing/walking by it… well I'm that bag of money and if she denies me she’s simply missed her opportunity at picking up that bag of fucking money. So don’t be too harsh on yourself.
In the media today we are saturated with girls teasing us. Me? I don’t like this, you see things like Ralph, FHM, Maxim etc all these girls you know the look, looking at us all seductive over the shoulder, lips half open, eyes half closed just covering themselves up like “Yeah you can’t have me…” like a tease, please! Fuck that shit my girls don’t tease me, they fucking love me and hound me and can’t wait to see me. I much prefer a scene where she’s in love… longing, wondering…like sighing… “Oh where is he…” I’ll draw a picture if you want haha. I believe all my fucking girls love me. Whether this is true or not doesn’t matter.
Even in our pickup community we get told the girl has a hundred and one guys trying to get in touch with her and you have to out game all the other guys and shit. Nahh aaaahh. Not in my fucking world. In my world the hottest of the hottest girls are simply sitting at home alone bored shitless and lonely wondering where the fuck I am. She’s in love… longing, wondering…like sighing… “Oh where is he…” And you know what’s been happening? I’ve met some beautiful girls, absolute stunners who have been doing sweet fuck all lonely and at home and have no guys hounding them.
This is why you can and should always, always, always put her in her place if she ice queen fucks with you and acts cold. If you’re cool, calm and light-hearted this will take care of itself if you’re sticking to your unbreakable guns. Don’t panic and if you think she’s slipping away, she will. Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm. Please don’t you ever flip the fuck out and you’ll always lose her in the end with no play even if you have her for the moment but you let her humiliate you. Putting her and anyone in there place is actually a very healthy thing you can do for a relationship. Stay light-hearted.
On approaching really man honestly you know if you step to her like a bumbling pussy it’s not really going to go great. You really have to go all the way and rock it, don’t half step or safe open (saying “hey…” like a pussy willow as she walks by haha)
And finally don’t use PUA lingo, it’s totally gay and don’t fuck off your friends just because they’re in relationships and/or not good with women. I’ve learned the more better shit from people who aren’t “guru’s” so don’t pay someone 3 grand plus to hang out with you for three days. If I paid someone 3 grand plus to hang out with, we’d be getting fucking married haha.
Anyway this works for me, I just got off the phone with a girl and she confessed she loved me like ‘in love’ and it has only been a week.
On that note don’t discount love it’s a beautiful thing.
Easy
Zib
Further reading: http://sinnsofattraction.blogspot.com/2008/07/kurgens-wager.html
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
LR: Zib fucks up back home
This happened when I returned home and went out I was suppose to post it yesterday haha
So I’m back home now and hit the local Friday night. I didn’t really step and got blown to hell on my first for the night haha, so I was like “Yayaah I need more of this shit yum.” Problem was those damn lair blokes are well ballsy stepping to everything in site before I even begin to contemplate whether I should go or not . (I deal with strictly dimes.) Anyway one of the lads is hitting up this fine fine feline and some bloke was cramping his style and I jumped in and winged taking the heat off holding the attention of the two blokes after that that was it.
Its cold as and I’m wearing a hoodie and this knitted jumper I remember looking in the mirror getting ready earlier in the night and thinking to myself “Haha, I look like a fucking snowman.”
That was how I started talking to the girls “Hey, do I look like a fucking snowman?” I was using that and “Yo whatup biaaaatch.” The second one I liked much better and as I was walking through this courtyard area this girl stops me and says; “Hey, how’s it going?” She’s not really my flavour but I stick around because she’s smart for liking me haha and a friend is talking to the other girl, so I say “Yo whatup biaaaaaaatch”
“Did you just call me a bitch?”
“Sure did baby, the fuck you gonna do huh? Haha”
“Take a picture with me!”
“Fuck that, taking pictures is weak. I’m out haha.”
“No you have too!”
This girl drags her friend over and I cup my hands on both their titties because you know, they where there and as we take a photo;
“I can’t believe you’re grabbing our tits”
“Shutup and pose baby”
Now this is not me being a blatant asshole, my philosophy is always being a light-hearted funny cunt. That and just keep calm and collected, I deserve whoever I want and give it to me now, oh and your only supposed to put splotches of vegemite on buttered toasted bread. Last one is verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry important.
I wasn’t really into these girls but I grabbed the number of the friend because I overheard her talking how she wants to get laid. It was easy because she was pent up and hot for it, don’t know if I’ll bother though because she’s not really hot enough.
There is this foreign girl inside from Canada my friend brought along and I’m chatting to her for a bit about how I look like a snowman, she’s pulling on my rip cord for a few minutes and waltzes off. A girl is passing through and she has red super girl boots on and I tell her that and she’s being a bit of a bitch at first then I tell her to “Calm the fuck down I’m gay.” And she looses the attitude.
“You’re not gay!”
“Yeah I am the gayest guy you ever saw”
“I’m going to hook you up with my friend!”
Haha this gay guy comes over and he’s got a seductive look like he’s actually going to get some play and I say to her;
“Fuck that, I want to fuck you in the ass not your boyfriend.”
“Ha! Oh my god!”
“Don’t worry I’m only joking… unless you want me too haha.”
The gay guy cock blocks and drags her away but as she’s passing through she pinches my ass so you know she was into that shit.
Later outside I’m talking to this nice Indian girl about fuck knows I can’t remember but somehow I got the math, she’s slender and tall and that’s very yum. There is this bloke dancing like a stooge and apparently he’s a “professional” I find this out when I’m talking to her older girlfriend and later she confesses that deep down she thinks she dances like a stooge too, I don’t really do steals but I decide I’m going for her because I feel sorry for her that she has to hang out with stooginess, seriously it’s hard to explain but his limbs are flying around in quick spastic jerks and it’s just not cricket you know… so I say;
“Hey I feel sorry for you”
“Ahh he’s alright haha” she says sheepishly
“Do you wanna get fucked in the ass by a real man?”
“Sure why don’t you give me your number and we’ll hook up, I can’t tonight though I’m with him”
“Haha cool with me it’s your self esteem”
Later I send her a text saying “I’m going to destroy your pussy.”
“Can’t wait! xx”
Fucking dirtbag.
I end up standing with the Canadian girl again in this circle. One of the guys says “Wow that guy’s a cool dancer!” and points to the stooge. Me and her roll our eyes haha.
“I reckon you’re going home with him.”
“Haha fuck off”
“Which one of these boys here would you like to go home with?
“It’s not about going home with someone, why do I have to go home with someone? That’s stupid and I’m all about finding a connection with someone.”
“That’s a good reaction to have.”
“Umm no, I don’t just hook up with complete randoms, I have respect for myself and that is something I just don’t do.”
“Wow you’re pretty vicious, you are like MEHHR!” and I say ‘mehhr’ while making cat claws
“Haha shutup!”
“Lighten the fuckup MEHHR! You’re allowed to MEHHR! You don’t have to be all ‘I hate men’ MEHHR!”
She’s laughing her ass off but I get;
“I’m going to the bar.”
“Can you get me a vodka and orange?”
“Haha no!”
I follow her to the bar which is an inside short walk;
“So why you hate men?”
“It’s not about that, guys don’t know how to treat a lady and…
Seriously at this point she goes on this monologue about relationships and how you’re suppose to meet that one soul mate with a connection and I’m just “yep…yep…cool…haha. (wow this is bullshit)” It’s just all about noble, morals; honour and picture perfect romance you know…
“Well hell baby I’m here don’t miss it.”
Anyway the place shuts down and me, her and a good mate move off to the open club next door, where partying it up and she’s ignoring me. My friend disappears he later told me he somehow ended up hanging with a tribe of aboriginals and experienced some culture haha oh shit wtf man wtf haha.
After awhile
I sit next to her “I’m actually the romantic type down with all that you’re talking…” and I go on a monologue about heart felt relationships and the displacement of opportunity in our society that leads to the endemic mistake of misrepresentation of ones soul mate as is sitting around out there just waiting and I can’t fucking believe it but after all the moral liberal stern walls she had up we end up kissing and it was pretty hot haha. After a short make out we leave and I walk her to my car to drive her to her car but she doesn’t know where it is and we end up taking these laps around the city where I just pull over and start making out with her, I do this until my cock is out and she’s injecting her libertarian rules about how “How this doesn’t happen to her…oh you’re pushing my head down how romantic…nothing is going to happen…I’m not screwing you in your car you can just forget it.”
We decide to just go to her house and sleep and find her car in the morning and that was her idea haha.
I take a shower at her place and rest up till she finishes her shower, she hops into her bed and you know………..
We get our fuck on but she isn’t cool with me pulling her hair and spanking her ass and likes it more romantic. Plus she can only go one round but it is a long session and it’s dusk outside after awhile of plugging away she has to stop because I’ve throttled that shit and none of us cum. I miss my sex fiend Melbourne girl…did I mention I love that city…
So at pillow talk I ask her what was it about me. She tells me she liked me the first time she saw me, plus she liked the fact we weren’t talking about what we do for a living and she pretended to be lost and she knows where her car is haha
Then in the morning after fondling one another I blew my load on her titties.
Lovely and eventful hot evening return out yum yay haha
zib
So I’m back home now and hit the local Friday night. I didn’t really step and got blown to hell on my first for the night haha, so I was like “Yayaah I need more of this shit yum.” Problem was those damn lair blokes are well ballsy stepping to everything in site before I even begin to contemplate whether I should go or not . (I deal with strictly dimes.) Anyway one of the lads is hitting up this fine fine feline and some bloke was cramping his style and I jumped in and winged taking the heat off holding the attention of the two blokes after that that was it.
Its cold as and I’m wearing a hoodie and this knitted jumper I remember looking in the mirror getting ready earlier in the night and thinking to myself “Haha, I look like a fucking snowman.”
That was how I started talking to the girls “Hey, do I look like a fucking snowman?” I was using that and “Yo whatup biaaaatch.” The second one I liked much better and as I was walking through this courtyard area this girl stops me and says; “Hey, how’s it going?” She’s not really my flavour but I stick around because she’s smart for liking me haha and a friend is talking to the other girl, so I say “Yo whatup biaaaaaaatch”
“Did you just call me a bitch?”
“Sure did baby, the fuck you gonna do huh? Haha”
“Take a picture with me!”
“Fuck that, taking pictures is weak. I’m out haha.”
“No you have too!”
This girl drags her friend over and I cup my hands on both their titties because you know, they where there and as we take a photo;
“I can’t believe you’re grabbing our tits”
“Shutup and pose baby”
Now this is not me being a blatant asshole, my philosophy is always being a light-hearted funny cunt. That and just keep calm and collected, I deserve whoever I want and give it to me now, oh and your only supposed to put splotches of vegemite on buttered toasted bread. Last one is verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry important.
I wasn’t really into these girls but I grabbed the number of the friend because I overheard her talking how she wants to get laid. It was easy because she was pent up and hot for it, don’t know if I’ll bother though because she’s not really hot enough.
There is this foreign girl inside from Canada my friend brought along and I’m chatting to her for a bit about how I look like a snowman, she’s pulling on my rip cord for a few minutes and waltzes off. A girl is passing through and she has red super girl boots on and I tell her that and she’s being a bit of a bitch at first then I tell her to “Calm the fuck down I’m gay.” And she looses the attitude.
“You’re not gay!”
“Yeah I am the gayest guy you ever saw”
“I’m going to hook you up with my friend!”
Haha this gay guy comes over and he’s got a seductive look like he’s actually going to get some play and I say to her;
“Fuck that, I want to fuck you in the ass not your boyfriend.”
“Ha! Oh my god!”
“Don’t worry I’m only joking… unless you want me too haha.”
The gay guy cock blocks and drags her away but as she’s passing through she pinches my ass so you know she was into that shit.
Later outside I’m talking to this nice Indian girl about fuck knows I can’t remember but somehow I got the math, she’s slender and tall and that’s very yum. There is this bloke dancing like a stooge and apparently he’s a “professional” I find this out when I’m talking to her older girlfriend and later she confesses that deep down she thinks she dances like a stooge too, I don’t really do steals but I decide I’m going for her because I feel sorry for her that she has to hang out with stooginess, seriously it’s hard to explain but his limbs are flying around in quick spastic jerks and it’s just not cricket you know… so I say;
“Hey I feel sorry for you”
“Ahh he’s alright haha” she says sheepishly
“Do you wanna get fucked in the ass by a real man?”
“Sure why don’t you give me your number and we’ll hook up, I can’t tonight though I’m with him”
“Haha cool with me it’s your self esteem”
Later I send her a text saying “I’m going to destroy your pussy.”
“Can’t wait! xx”
Fucking dirtbag.
I end up standing with the Canadian girl again in this circle. One of the guys says “Wow that guy’s a cool dancer!” and points to the stooge. Me and her roll our eyes haha.
“I reckon you’re going home with him.”
“Haha fuck off”
“Which one of these boys here would you like to go home with?
“It’s not about going home with someone, why do I have to go home with someone? That’s stupid and I’m all about finding a connection with someone.”
“That’s a good reaction to have.”
“Umm no, I don’t just hook up with complete randoms, I have respect for myself and that is something I just don’t do.”
“Wow you’re pretty vicious, you are like MEHHR!” and I say ‘mehhr’ while making cat claws
“Haha shutup!”
“Lighten the fuckup MEHHR! You’re allowed to MEHHR! You don’t have to be all ‘I hate men’ MEHHR!”
She’s laughing her ass off but I get;
“I’m going to the bar.”
“Can you get me a vodka and orange?”
“Haha no!”
I follow her to the bar which is an inside short walk;
“So why you hate men?”
“It’s not about that, guys don’t know how to treat a lady and…
Seriously at this point she goes on this monologue about relationships and how you’re suppose to meet that one soul mate with a connection and I’m just “yep…yep…cool…haha. (wow this is bullshit)” It’s just all about noble, morals; honour and picture perfect romance you know…
“Well hell baby I’m here don’t miss it.”
Anyway the place shuts down and me, her and a good mate move off to the open club next door, where partying it up and she’s ignoring me. My friend disappears he later told me he somehow ended up hanging with a tribe of aboriginals and experienced some culture haha oh shit wtf man wtf haha.
After awhile
I sit next to her “I’m actually the romantic type down with all that you’re talking…” and I go on a monologue about heart felt relationships and the displacement of opportunity in our society that leads to the endemic mistake of misrepresentation of ones soul mate as is sitting around out there just waiting and I can’t fucking believe it but after all the moral liberal stern walls she had up we end up kissing and it was pretty hot haha. After a short make out we leave and I walk her to my car to drive her to her car but she doesn’t know where it is and we end up taking these laps around the city where I just pull over and start making out with her, I do this until my cock is out and she’s injecting her libertarian rules about how “How this doesn’t happen to her…oh you’re pushing my head down how romantic…nothing is going to happen…I’m not screwing you in your car you can just forget it.”
We decide to just go to her house and sleep and find her car in the morning and that was her idea haha.
I take a shower at her place and rest up till she finishes her shower, she hops into her bed and you know………..
We get our fuck on but she isn’t cool with me pulling her hair and spanking her ass and likes it more romantic. Plus she can only go one round but it is a long session and it’s dusk outside after awhile of plugging away she has to stop because I’ve throttled that shit and none of us cum. I miss my sex fiend Melbourne girl…did I mention I love that city…
So at pillow talk I ask her what was it about me. She tells me she liked me the first time she saw me, plus she liked the fact we weren’t talking about what we do for a living and she pretended to be lost and she knows where her car is haha
Then in the morning after fondling one another I blew my load on her titties.
Lovely and eventful hot evening return out yum yay haha
zib
Friday, July 18, 2008
-LR Zib fucks up Melbourne
Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo.
Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo.
(Repeat x2)
Okay let’s update this bitch with some real content. This will be a long one but stick around, there is info about how I got a girl from one of those designer fashion stores and we all know how fucking smoking hot they are. (Ctrl+F search LR: Zib fucks up Melbourne if you'd like to skip)
But first let’s catch up alittle…
I was at sapphire and had just gone through this whole bullshit process on the Friday night to get my mate into the club when by the time I had given him my shoes and we swapped back through the small hole off onto the side of the gated fence there was already quite a line, so I’m standing there lining up and next to me walking up plugging away on her phone come’s this gorgeous girl with gorgeous gorgeous tittie’s.
“Hey” I say
“Hi” she replies
And we started chatting about random shit and pretty soon we where holding hands in the line and after another while I went in for a kiss and she moved back shyly at first and said “Nooo we’re not even in the club yet…”
“Haha, you can’t blame me for trying though right? Look at you. So yum.” said with a cool smile. As the line progressed we where keeping each other warm hugging and we kept the banter going,
“This is shit you guys should just go to your place.” Said my friend standing behind me
“Yeah okay I can take you home if you want.” She said haha
I don’t know what I was thinking but I opted to stay in the line, I think it had something to do with my friend going back home to London the next day. Anyway her friends came out and they are saying “Hey it’s shit let’s go…” and she says “Hey I’m going to run and go to Northbridge, you’re welcome to come?”
I got the math and a hot kiss goodbye and instead decided to go inside. After an hour or so inside I decided yeah this is pretty shit what the fuck was I thinking so I messaged her and said “Hey I change my mind this is shit, can you come back and pick me up.”
After a couple drinks and general partying with the mates I totally forget and look at my phone and there is a message “Hey, I’m outside can you come outside babe xx”
Shit, I didn’t hear it come in and I replied probably a good while later saying “Sorry I missed you…whoops”. No response. Oh well haha
On Saturday I went to Seven Sea’s, it’s new and hot for those into those bohemian alternative style house type amplifier chicks, they’re yummy as and it’s up on Beaufort. Classy spot yeh. On the balcony I spent an hour talking shit making her laugh only to tell me she has a husband, this happened twice but inbetween that I was at the bar and this hot little brunette with a lovely lovely rack comes by and I go “Hey”
We smile and talk and she says “Wow you’re not like other guys.” I take that as cool let’s go for the number and she gives a stock standard “No we can’t, I just met you and stuff…”. We where only talking for about five minutes. “I say why are you making this hard? Just exchange numbers you win okay, I’ve been seduced yay, hooray!” She laughs and we swap the math and she tells me to call her but the problem is I forgot her name but her number is in my phone somewhere and basically I have to go through this roll call of calling all the girls names I don’t recognise in my phone to find it, that will be fun. Later my friend told me he was cutting my lunch talking to her and all she spoke about was me and it was pissing him off haha.
That same night my other friend told me he liked this girl but there was some blonde model looking guy getting really really close. I don’t really like doing this but I love my mates so I say “Hey what’s up” to the girl and we begin talking shit and brad pitt which long hair is just standing there, I can’t remember what I said but it was cool I think because she said “Hey you’re funny!” and the blonde guy we called “Thor” bailed afterwards. I let my mate take over who knows what happened, later that night she was coming down stairs and we exchanged numbers and I said when are you taking me out? She goe’s “How’s your tomorrow?”. Woah haha. I politely left because I don’t cut lunch. She was smoking though.
On Sunday at Bris I was chilling with Silvers, Droog, and J2A. J2A had been talking to these fine ass blondes and wanted a wing.
After they blatantly ignored us when we came up (They where chatting about some bloke), I shouted over the top of them something like “Oi! HELLO!” and then J2A did his thing with his and I stepped to mine. She was ignoring me hard at first so I say…
“Hey what where you guys discussing because I’m like doctor Phil and I know what I’m doing and I solve everybody’s problems easy.” She laughed which broke down her defences and she tells me about how she hates men. I tell her I hate men also and I start singing her the Destiny’s Child – Independent Women song which sounds fucking dorky as hell but trust me she is now in stitches. After ages together this girl is very vibrant and bubbly and this bouncer comes in and starts talking shit hugging her. I say without missing a beat “Hey man, shouldn’t you be standing guard?” He fucks off, then this other mildly old looking stooge comes in and hits on J2A’s girl and we’ve been there for fucking yonkers and I’m not going anywhere. He then says to my girl “Hey, I’m still coming over right?” trying to fuck with me but I know he’s bluffing and I say.
“Hey…whose dad is this?”
He tells me that they’ve been seeing each other a long time and they’re very into each other" saying this as he's kissing her on the cheek with his arms around her, I say
“Yeah I know I can tell you’re very attractive.”
“Are you being sarcastic mate?”
“Nah bro I’m actually really into you and could see how it works.” I say with a polite smile looking him dead in the eye. He fucks off. And I start chatting with my girl again and she says “I met him only tonight” We laugh and I tease her about being into sixty year olds. After awhile she bubbly bounces off again and this time I use Droog who is passing by and chit chat with him so I don't look like a total loner (thanks buddy). She comes back finally and after more random funny shit (sorry guys it’s all off the head and hard to remember) she asks me for my number, more talking ensues then I dare her to make out with her friend. She does just that and I slap them both on the ass while they’re being Lesbos’s. All the bouncers at the door are gawking and a bouncer say’s to me “You should be looking at that mate.”
I say “Yeah you would haha.”
I like my girls innocent so I bail
Then I went to Melbourne for three days.
LR: Zib fucks up Melbourne
On my second day there I was zig zagging through the inner city and I walked into this designer clothing store. I see this hot hot smoking blonde with giant titties on a hot slim body serving this stooge from fuck knows. After listening in I could tell he was having a crack himself haha but sorry my friend I decided she would be mine. I took my time looking through all the gear and finally he leaves.
“Hey can I help you with anything?” She says with a sales smile.
“Yeah I’m looking for one of those Alfie trench coats and scarves everyone’s rocking here in Melbourne, everyone’s so cool with those and I want to fit in.”
“Haha okay, well we have….(blah blah blah sales pitch point to coat)”
“Whoa, damn girl you’re going for my jugular early, this is a 600 buck jacket my wife would kill me if I bought this and I don’t know how I’d pay off the mortgage and support the kids if I came home with one of these.”
“You have a wife and kids and a mortgage?”
“Haha no silly your cute haha, so where am I suppose to go in Melbourne for fun?”
We have a long convo about clubbing and I find out she’s from Perth and I ask if the Northbridge Melbourne equivalent is just as seedy?
“Haha yes it is, in fact my first night here I got bashed some bitch came up and started hitting me from behind.”
“Well she didn’t do a good job, because you’re still beautiful.” I said with a straight face. I see her melt in front of me and she grabs my arm
“AAaaaaaaaaaawww you’re so nice...”
That was all she wrote after this, this and also after that she told me she gets in anywhere because all she has to do is shakes her cans and she does this with me standing right in front of her *showing me a titty shake dance* and it was simply;
“(Hmm right.) Hey can I pinch your number so you can show me around, I ain’t here long though.”
“Yeah sure.”
Afterwards I continued around the city texting her throughout the day and it got really sexually heated. It is now around 6 o’clock and she tells me to come back to the store just as my battery is dying. I walk in and it’s me and her but their is a slight problem, she is now being abit cold like an ice queen but as a man who is unbreakable and don’t give a fuck, I flip that shit around instantly (It’s all in the demeanour). She has to cash up and I have to go outside, I can’t be fucked walking her to her tram because I’m suppose to go to a restaurant with a couple mates. She says;
“So what you’re not gonna walk me?”
“Well to be honest I have somewhere else to be.”
“Wow, if you stayed I would have got with you, but now you’re getting nothing.”
“Oh well.” As I start to leave…
“Hey I’m serious I may of even kissed you.”
While she’s standing at the shop door I move in and kiss her and say
“But I already have it...”
“Haha, youuuuuuuuu…go away!” she says smilingly.
Afterwards I organised for her to meet me tomorrow at 9 o’clock in the fucking morning the next day. I have to shop later. Telling her to come to my place and she goes “Haha you wish!” but agreed to see me at 9am the next day.
That night I was hanging out with my best mates’ mum’s cousin. Being a calm cool kind mofo has its drawback’s. After my friends aunty takes us out and my friends who are a couple bail, she starts to hit on me. She is forty plus with a current husband and three kids and three restaurants which are raking in money. Just goes to show money isn’t everything… anyway it didn’t stop this from happening.
In a club called revolver I walk up to the bar and walk back across the dance floor seated by a pool table, this girl who is fine has blatantly followed me and sat next to me, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit I love this city.
“Hey.”
“Hi what’s your name haha?”
After we talk for abit I’m feeling ballsy and say;
“Hey let me show you a magic trick, can you close your eyes for me and cover your eyes with your hands...” She does just that and I kiss her. After making out she says;
“Haha oh shit we can’t do this! My husband is just over there!”
“Whoops…sorry girl I’m not a home wrecker myself.”
She leaves and I think it's done but a minute later she comes back with her finer, younger, hotter sister and sits her down! Did I mention I love this city?
“Hey this is the guy I told you about from Perth, see how fucking gorgeous he is.”
“Yes he is!” said her sister. Done and done and fucking done.
I literally have the same basic convo with her and I say “Hey you want to see a magic trick?” we kiss.
“Wow does that work on every girl you do that with?”
I say “I dunno but it worked on your sister.”
She laughs and we chat some more and I organise to meet her tomorrow and I don’t know how the fuck I’m going to do this in between meeting the fashion girl tomorrow, shopping and catching a plane home at 8.
My friend’s aunty has seen this go down and now the bouncer won’t let us up because we "looked too smashed". On the way home she tries harder to get something happening and I duck and weave these kiss attempts like a classy boxer and use excuses like “But you’re my best friend’s aunty and you have three fucking kids and a husband you’re married too!” Legitimate yes? Taxi pulls up and she straddles me with the fucking taxi man sitting right there and almost rapes me. I suplex her off, get inside thank fuck and I sleep till 8. I realise I can’t be assed to get up and move the date to 11.
We meet at Flinders and I go for broke and say “It’s cold, come to my place” and we walk to where I’m staying. She’s being a bit ice queeny, but once again all this is trumped when you’re just cool and calm. (Seriously that’s all you need and the entire shit storm gets taken care of for you if in front of everything if you’re simply sure of yourself and inject some light hearted humour in there somewhere – easy.). I didn’t tell you guys before but my friend is the conservative type and he said “No girls allowed over my place!” Pretty weak I know but he is still my friend.
I pop on the laptop with a movie and we make out and I get “But I don’t even know you!”
“Yes I know”, we kiss some more, get naked and she’s in her panties’ with E-size fucking titties bouncing about I shit you not! And I get “But I don’t even know you!”, “Yes I know” panties off to the side a bit of fingering they come off and out comes this sexual beast! And from 11 till 4 we fuck away the afternoon six times with rest breaks inbetween, it was brilliant and I remember the hair pulling and her screaming in her pillow and oh man holy hell it was hot…
Afterwards I’m getting chick insight and she tells me about guys who have been chasing her for years, she literally has some poor bastard who decided “You’re the one for me!” and didn’t relent and at first she was nice with the rejections but with his continued yearly persistence she had to and got meaner and meaner and has been with other guys which he has seen and he’s still chasing her, one time the dude crawled across a hotel lobby on all fours because she ordered it. Also the stooge in the shop before I first met her had been in before three times previous and bought a different 600 dollar jacket each time the sucker, he also went for her number butttttttttttttttt no dice. The whole time we where fucking I’m getting calls from my friends aunty and the hot sister from the night before which I managed to let know I couldn’t make to the date cos you know…
Then we decided to be funny cunts and she calls her sister and it went something like;
“Guess what? I just had the hottest sex with this guy I met yesterday!”
“Haha you fucking slut! How come so early, you're supposed to go out with them for awhile first?”
“I couldn’t help it; he said and did all the right things! We are going to go another round do you want me to leave the phone on so you can listen in?”
“Haha nah that’s alright, have fun fucking randoms.”
Then we fucked again. Then I flew home that now and we now send each other text messages like “Oh how I wish your vice like tight pussy was still wrapped around my hard throbbin cock” and "Your dick tasted so delicious when it was slamming against the back of my throat, fuck I'm wet just thinking about u"
Man I miss her already =(
zib
Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo.
(Repeat x2)
Okay let’s update this bitch with some real content. This will be a long one but stick around, there is info about how I got a girl from one of those designer fashion stores and we all know how fucking smoking hot they are. (Ctrl+F search LR: Zib fucks up Melbourne if you'd like to skip)
But first let’s catch up alittle…
I was at sapphire and had just gone through this whole bullshit process on the Friday night to get my mate into the club when by the time I had given him my shoes and we swapped back through the small hole off onto the side of the gated fence there was already quite a line, so I’m standing there lining up and next to me walking up plugging away on her phone come’s this gorgeous girl with gorgeous gorgeous tittie’s.
“Hey” I say
“Hi” she replies
And we started chatting about random shit and pretty soon we where holding hands in the line and after another while I went in for a kiss and she moved back shyly at first and said “Nooo we’re not even in the club yet…”
“Haha, you can’t blame me for trying though right? Look at you. So yum.” said with a cool smile. As the line progressed we where keeping each other warm hugging and we kept the banter going,
“This is shit you guys should just go to your place.” Said my friend standing behind me
“Yeah okay I can take you home if you want.” She said haha
I don’t know what I was thinking but I opted to stay in the line, I think it had something to do with my friend going back home to London the next day. Anyway her friends came out and they are saying “Hey it’s shit let’s go…” and she says “Hey I’m going to run and go to Northbridge, you’re welcome to come?”
I got the math and a hot kiss goodbye and instead decided to go inside. After an hour or so inside I decided yeah this is pretty shit what the fuck was I thinking so I messaged her and said “Hey I change my mind this is shit, can you come back and pick me up.”
After a couple drinks and general partying with the mates I totally forget and look at my phone and there is a message “Hey, I’m outside can you come outside babe xx”
Shit, I didn’t hear it come in and I replied probably a good while later saying “Sorry I missed you…whoops”. No response. Oh well haha
On Saturday I went to Seven Sea’s, it’s new and hot for those into those bohemian alternative style house type amplifier chicks, they’re yummy as and it’s up on Beaufort. Classy spot yeh. On the balcony I spent an hour talking shit making her laugh only to tell me she has a husband, this happened twice but inbetween that I was at the bar and this hot little brunette with a lovely lovely rack comes by and I go “Hey”
We smile and talk and she says “Wow you’re not like other guys.” I take that as cool let’s go for the number and she gives a stock standard “No we can’t, I just met you and stuff…”. We where only talking for about five minutes. “I say why are you making this hard? Just exchange numbers you win okay, I’ve been seduced yay, hooray!” She laughs and we swap the math and she tells me to call her but the problem is I forgot her name but her number is in my phone somewhere and basically I have to go through this roll call of calling all the girls names I don’t recognise in my phone to find it, that will be fun. Later my friend told me he was cutting my lunch talking to her and all she spoke about was me and it was pissing him off haha.
That same night my other friend told me he liked this girl but there was some blonde model looking guy getting really really close. I don’t really like doing this but I love my mates so I say “Hey what’s up” to the girl and we begin talking shit and brad pitt which long hair is just standing there, I can’t remember what I said but it was cool I think because she said “Hey you’re funny!” and the blonde guy we called “Thor” bailed afterwards. I let my mate take over who knows what happened, later that night she was coming down stairs and we exchanged numbers and I said when are you taking me out? She goe’s “How’s your tomorrow?”. Woah haha. I politely left because I don’t cut lunch. She was smoking though.
On Sunday at Bris I was chilling with Silvers, Droog, and J2A. J2A had been talking to these fine ass blondes and wanted a wing.
After they blatantly ignored us when we came up (They where chatting about some bloke), I shouted over the top of them something like “Oi! HELLO!” and then J2A did his thing with his and I stepped to mine. She was ignoring me hard at first so I say…
“Hey what where you guys discussing because I’m like doctor Phil and I know what I’m doing and I solve everybody’s problems easy.” She laughed which broke down her defences and she tells me about how she hates men. I tell her I hate men also and I start singing her the Destiny’s Child – Independent Women song which sounds fucking dorky as hell but trust me she is now in stitches. After ages together this girl is very vibrant and bubbly and this bouncer comes in and starts talking shit hugging her. I say without missing a beat “Hey man, shouldn’t you be standing guard?” He fucks off, then this other mildly old looking stooge comes in and hits on J2A’s girl and we’ve been there for fucking yonkers and I’m not going anywhere. He then says to my girl “Hey, I’m still coming over right?” trying to fuck with me but I know he’s bluffing and I say.
“Hey…whose dad is this?”
He tells me that they’ve been seeing each other a long time and they’re very into each other" saying this as he's kissing her on the cheek with his arms around her, I say
“Yeah I know I can tell you’re very attractive.”
“Are you being sarcastic mate?”
“Nah bro I’m actually really into you and could see how it works.” I say with a polite smile looking him dead in the eye. He fucks off. And I start chatting with my girl again and she says “I met him only tonight” We laugh and I tease her about being into sixty year olds. After awhile she bubbly bounces off again and this time I use Droog who is passing by and chit chat with him so I don't look like a total loner (thanks buddy). She comes back finally and after more random funny shit (sorry guys it’s all off the head and hard to remember) she asks me for my number, more talking ensues then I dare her to make out with her friend. She does just that and I slap them both on the ass while they’re being Lesbos’s. All the bouncers at the door are gawking and a bouncer say’s to me “You should be looking at that mate.”
I say “Yeah you would haha.”
I like my girls innocent so I bail
Then I went to Melbourne for three days.
LR: Zib fucks up Melbourne
On my second day there I was zig zagging through the inner city and I walked into this designer clothing store. I see this hot hot smoking blonde with giant titties on a hot slim body serving this stooge from fuck knows. After listening in I could tell he was having a crack himself haha but sorry my friend I decided she would be mine. I took my time looking through all the gear and finally he leaves.
“Hey can I help you with anything?” She says with a sales smile.
“Yeah I’m looking for one of those Alfie trench coats and scarves everyone’s rocking here in Melbourne, everyone’s so cool with those and I want to fit in.”
“Haha okay, well we have….(blah blah blah sales pitch point to coat)”
“Whoa, damn girl you’re going for my jugular early, this is a 600 buck jacket my wife would kill me if I bought this and I don’t know how I’d pay off the mortgage and support the kids if I came home with one of these.”
“You have a wife and kids and a mortgage?”
“Haha no silly your cute haha, so where am I suppose to go in Melbourne for fun?”
We have a long convo about clubbing and I find out she’s from Perth and I ask if the Northbridge Melbourne equivalent is just as seedy?
“Haha yes it is, in fact my first night here I got bashed some bitch came up and started hitting me from behind.”
“Well she didn’t do a good job, because you’re still beautiful.” I said with a straight face. I see her melt in front of me and she grabs my arm
“AAaaaaaaaaaawww you’re so nice...”
That was all she wrote after this, this and also after that she told me she gets in anywhere because all she has to do is shakes her cans and she does this with me standing right in front of her *showing me a titty shake dance* and it was simply;
“(Hmm right.) Hey can I pinch your number so you can show me around, I ain’t here long though.”
“Yeah sure.”
Afterwards I continued around the city texting her throughout the day and it got really sexually heated. It is now around 6 o’clock and she tells me to come back to the store just as my battery is dying. I walk in and it’s me and her but their is a slight problem, she is now being abit cold like an ice queen but as a man who is unbreakable and don’t give a fuck, I flip that shit around instantly (It’s all in the demeanour). She has to cash up and I have to go outside, I can’t be fucked walking her to her tram because I’m suppose to go to a restaurant with a couple mates. She says;
“So what you’re not gonna walk me?”
“Well to be honest I have somewhere else to be.”
“Wow, if you stayed I would have got with you, but now you’re getting nothing.”
“Oh well.” As I start to leave…
“Hey I’m serious I may of even kissed you.”
While she’s standing at the shop door I move in and kiss her and say
“But I already have it...”
“Haha, youuuuuuuuu…go away!” she says smilingly.
Afterwards I organised for her to meet me tomorrow at 9 o’clock in the fucking morning the next day. I have to shop later. Telling her to come to my place and she goes “Haha you wish!” but agreed to see me at 9am the next day.
That night I was hanging out with my best mates’ mum’s cousin. Being a calm cool kind mofo has its drawback’s. After my friends aunty takes us out and my friends who are a couple bail, she starts to hit on me. She is forty plus with a current husband and three kids and three restaurants which are raking in money. Just goes to show money isn’t everything… anyway it didn’t stop this from happening.
In a club called revolver I walk up to the bar and walk back across the dance floor seated by a pool table, this girl who is fine has blatantly followed me and sat next to me, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit I love this city.
“Hey.”
“Hi what’s your name haha?”
After we talk for abit I’m feeling ballsy and say;
“Hey let me show you a magic trick, can you close your eyes for me and cover your eyes with your hands...” She does just that and I kiss her. After making out she says;
“Haha oh shit we can’t do this! My husband is just over there!”
“Whoops…sorry girl I’m not a home wrecker myself.”
She leaves and I think it's done but a minute later she comes back with her finer, younger, hotter sister and sits her down! Did I mention I love this city?
“Hey this is the guy I told you about from Perth, see how fucking gorgeous he is.”
“Yes he is!” said her sister. Done and done and fucking done.
I literally have the same basic convo with her and I say “Hey you want to see a magic trick?” we kiss.
“Wow does that work on every girl you do that with?”
I say “I dunno but it worked on your sister.”
She laughs and we chat some more and I organise to meet her tomorrow and I don’t know how the fuck I’m going to do this in between meeting the fashion girl tomorrow, shopping and catching a plane home at 8.
My friend’s aunty has seen this go down and now the bouncer won’t let us up because we "looked too smashed". On the way home she tries harder to get something happening and I duck and weave these kiss attempts like a classy boxer and use excuses like “But you’re my best friend’s aunty and you have three fucking kids and a husband you’re married too!” Legitimate yes? Taxi pulls up and she straddles me with the fucking taxi man sitting right there and almost rapes me. I suplex her off, get inside thank fuck and I sleep till 8. I realise I can’t be assed to get up and move the date to 11.
We meet at Flinders and I go for broke and say “It’s cold, come to my place” and we walk to where I’m staying. She’s being a bit ice queeny, but once again all this is trumped when you’re just cool and calm. (Seriously that’s all you need and the entire shit storm gets taken care of for you if in front of everything if you’re simply sure of yourself and inject some light hearted humour in there somewhere – easy.). I didn’t tell you guys before but my friend is the conservative type and he said “No girls allowed over my place!” Pretty weak I know but he is still my friend.
I pop on the laptop with a movie and we make out and I get “But I don’t even know you!”
“Yes I know”, we kiss some more, get naked and she’s in her panties’ with E-size fucking titties bouncing about I shit you not! And I get “But I don’t even know you!”, “Yes I know” panties off to the side a bit of fingering they come off and out comes this sexual beast! And from 11 till 4 we fuck away the afternoon six times with rest breaks inbetween, it was brilliant and I remember the hair pulling and her screaming in her pillow and oh man holy hell it was hot…
Afterwards I’m getting chick insight and she tells me about guys who have been chasing her for years, she literally has some poor bastard who decided “You’re the one for me!” and didn’t relent and at first she was nice with the rejections but with his continued yearly persistence she had to and got meaner and meaner and has been with other guys which he has seen and he’s still chasing her, one time the dude crawled across a hotel lobby on all fours because she ordered it. Also the stooge in the shop before I first met her had been in before three times previous and bought a different 600 dollar jacket each time the sucker, he also went for her number butttttttttttttttt no dice. The whole time we where fucking I’m getting calls from my friends aunty and the hot sister from the night before which I managed to let know I couldn’t make to the date cos you know…
Then we decided to be funny cunts and she calls her sister and it went something like;
“Guess what? I just had the hottest sex with this guy I met yesterday!”
“Haha you fucking slut! How come so early, you're supposed to go out with them for awhile first?”
“I couldn’t help it; he said and did all the right things! We are going to go another round do you want me to leave the phone on so you can listen in?”
“Haha nah that’s alright, have fun fucking randoms.”
Then we fucked again. Then I flew home that now and we now send each other text messages like “Oh how I wish your vice like tight pussy was still wrapped around my hard throbbin cock” and "Your dick tasted so delicious when it was slamming against the back of my throat, fuck I'm wet just thinking about u"
Man I miss her already =(
zib
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Karma full circle?
Man, I don't know what to say but....
I've gone on a string of bad dates and have gotten a string of bad circumstances (bout 4-5 odd) lately like being completely knocked back with some advances, It's fucked with me because it never really happened. This is like my days of debilitating lows back in the day.
I didn't really care about the last few but recently I let myself get fully infatuated with the latest girl she was absolutely gawjus and I was genuinely struck which I haven't been in a long time. It was actualy going well and I thought she was on the same page and we where both looking for a relationship, we ended up phone sexing on our second phone convo which is good because that means my sms game is pretty slick but anyways it kinda went pear shape and it was crazy it was like we went into some sort of boyfriend/girlfriend seriousness without having actually met up once again; the texts would go on throughout the whole day. When we actually did meet up again I guess the craziness wasn't there as much as in our phone chats and text and unfortunately it didn't go as cool. Or maybe she thought I was butt ugly or maybe it was the gay friend she brought along to keep her company.:D
I'll look on the bright side though, she did catch a bus to my place after only knowing me for a week did I mention the phone sex on the third day of talking? Second phone call yo. I'll definately have to look into bringing this more into my face to face. On with the story;
Anyways eventually it has lead to me hounding her a touch too much where she ain't picking up (3 calls to be exact and 2 messages). I did rest it for like two days before then after recieving a random drunk call from her gay friend (Yes she was in the same room with him). Scary thing is I actually contemplate on sending more texts on another day and I still think I have a chance and I plan on chasing her. I know "Oh shit" .
Well I want her and we'll see what happens....
Let's document it :D Here is the last message I sent.
"Ah c'mon dearest, don't go quiet, u too nice too let get away, jus wantin to be cool n talk in ya ear say sweet nuttins make ya smile or sumthin u know,=)"
Here's hoping she's reading it in my usual confident tone :/
I'm morbidly interested to see how this goes and cocky enough to think this will work.
I've been recently working on the self worth and my head is pretty nicely balloned despite the consecutive bad predicaments. You can't help but feeling down but I've implemented a "Rightio It's time to get ridiculously hot plan."
Kinda keeping me breathing despite all the lows of love pangs and I actually do feel fucking hotter and flirted nicely with my dental receptionist, I didn't close because of the feelings I had for the other girl.
One thing being ignored after having a couple wonderful convo's isn't cool. I feel bad for the girls in the past I've bailed on after belt notching like a mother fucker talking all this smooth shit, fucking and then rolling, perhaps it's karma that the girl I really like does it to me... except their wasn't any real fucking, just a phone jerk weak:( I know for sure I'm not going to be a coward like that again anyways will keep you updated on potential triumph or disaster.
Here's betting for triumph. :D Down for the serious mental reprecussions of this, will not be afraid nor care what anyone thinks.
Will keep you updated. :)
I've gone on a string of bad dates and have gotten a string of bad circumstances (bout 4-5 odd) lately like being completely knocked back with some advances, It's fucked with me because it never really happened. This is like my days of debilitating lows back in the day.
I didn't really care about the last few but recently I let myself get fully infatuated with the latest girl she was absolutely gawjus and I was genuinely struck which I haven't been in a long time. It was actualy going well and I thought she was on the same page and we where both looking for a relationship, we ended up phone sexing on our second phone convo which is good because that means my sms game is pretty slick but anyways it kinda went pear shape and it was crazy it was like we went into some sort of boyfriend/girlfriend seriousness without having actually met up once again; the texts would go on throughout the whole day. When we actually did meet up again I guess the craziness wasn't there as much as in our phone chats and text and unfortunately it didn't go as cool. Or maybe she thought I was butt ugly or maybe it was the gay friend she brought along to keep her company.:D
I'll look on the bright side though, she did catch a bus to my place after only knowing me for a week did I mention the phone sex on the third day of talking? Second phone call yo. I'll definately have to look into bringing this more into my face to face. On with the story;
Anyways eventually it has lead to me hounding her a touch too much where she ain't picking up (3 calls to be exact and 2 messages). I did rest it for like two days before then after recieving a random drunk call from her gay friend (Yes she was in the same room with him). Scary thing is I actually contemplate on sending more texts on another day and I still think I have a chance and I plan on chasing her. I know "Oh shit" .
Well I want her and we'll see what happens....
Let's document it :D Here is the last message I sent.
"Ah c'mon dearest, don't go quiet, u too nice too let get away, jus wantin to be cool n talk in ya ear say sweet nuttins make ya smile or sumthin u know,=)"
Here's hoping she's reading it in my usual confident tone :/
I'm morbidly interested to see how this goes and cocky enough to think this will work.
I've been recently working on the self worth and my head is pretty nicely balloned despite the consecutive bad predicaments. You can't help but feeling down but I've implemented a "Rightio It's time to get ridiculously hot plan."
Kinda keeping me breathing despite all the lows of love pangs and I actually do feel fucking hotter and flirted nicely with my dental receptionist, I didn't close because of the feelings I had for the other girl.
One thing being ignored after having a couple wonderful convo's isn't cool. I feel bad for the girls in the past I've bailed on after belt notching like a mother fucker talking all this smooth shit, fucking and then rolling, perhaps it's karma that the girl I really like does it to me... except their wasn't any real fucking, just a phone jerk weak:( I know for sure I'm not going to be a coward like that again anyways will keep you updated on potential triumph or disaster.
Here's betting for triumph. :D Down for the serious mental reprecussions of this, will not be afraid nor care what anyone thinks.
Will keep you updated. :)
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