Im gonna post all the edumacation stuff n random ish wit pickups in this bit yo,
keep it altogether yahhmean?
stick around if you wanna learn something, if not good cause I ain't even that good but that makes me move good or am iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii really that not good to really be good gooding it up, nooooooooooo dueeee knowwwwwsme hahahaha
*back to me*
okay I love you see u soon *smacks you on the ass*
p.s. btw very likely to contradict myself haha so take everything with a grain of salt I can't wait
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Finestro
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Subject: Re: zigg zagg zagginn the fuck out wit zibbolo biggydoom ARRGHH! Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:06 pm
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ummmmmmmmmmmmm
could someone translate to english? lol
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Subject: Rightio first one Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:43 pm
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Was at the leedy joint yesterday. I see goddess by the pool table, I was in the middle of chatting wit my brother from another mother --- and I noticed I'm getting scoped
"Excuse me a sec bro", After nearly bitching out not stepping, I step to gawj and she's fine as.
"Hello" I say.
"Hi"
"What's your name, my names ----"
"I'm ---, you have a hot name"
"That's all it really takes, wheres all your posse and crew?"
"I don't know I'm lost and I know they'll go to the toilet so I'm just standing here in case they come..are you looking at my tits?"
My eyes rise "Hey feel my tits, they're really awesome" She gropes my chest and says
"Haha you don't have tits you have pectorials."
"Okayyyyyyyyyyyy my turn." I can't help but plaster a devilish smile across my face
"Umm...mmm I don't care"
The Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff are in my head in Bel-Air colour mode, body boppin with giant smiles and there's this graffiti backdrop on white and Wills shaking his head to early 90's breaks and Jazzy's just swingin his right limp wrist in the air but it's not homo at all
(not that there is anything wrong with that-even if his ass was getting pounded) it's pretty much all gangsta, meanwhile outside;
"Cool." I say with a straight face, "Okay hold your arms back and push out your chest" I can't help but giggle here and I'm groping away for a good 20 seconds and it's heaven. "Yeah, they seem to be in order."
We both laugh and get really close to each other chatting random unneccessary fluff, we kiss and I get the math and talk alittle more, kiss and I'm out.
It was like 2 to 5 minutes and people will say that's not solid, I thought so to on the drive home
But next day there's a response to the text
duuuuhooooooohoohoohoo know
c u soon
*smacks you on the ass*
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Subject: Re: zigg zagg zagginn the fuck out wit zibbolo biggydoom ARRGHH! Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:47 pm
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Finestro wrote:
ummmmmmmmmmmmm
could someone translate to english? lol
the bad spelor and shit grammer is apart of the love, sooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Subject: Re: zigg zagg zagginn the fuck out wit zibbolo biggydoom ARRGHH! Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:29 pm
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Across the crazy meridian of PU we all totally get lost in this is how I'm rolling now
Happy.
That's all you need
Just by being happy in the moment AND working towards various goal happiness.
You can't have one without the other. If you where just happy in the moment you'd have a crazy good time probably doing mad drugs and snorting coke off strippers vagina flaps while you lick red wine off her belly in a coked out haze, and mannnnnn that does sound like a good night out, fucking brilliant - but the consequence of continual nights out like that not giving a fuck will catch up with you and every dog has his day
If you seek the happiness by working hard as a mother fucker doing everything work wise hating your job working in despair and sadness but you're all like "Oh it's okay once I reach that goal it'll be all worth it" (promotion/reward/hot snizz) meanwhile your girlfriend is at home wondering if your alive but your too busy to pick up the phone because you're just constantly working on that whatever the fuck ...60's robot with a fork arm shank that butters your anus work commitment in sport/business/whatever you're into, that's also fucking brilliant - you'll get alot of things and accolades for sure. Then you reach that goal and after that 5 good minutes of relief happiness, you're back to where you where, now what?
Quiet desperation.
The trick is go balance the two, now you can't have mad coke binges cos you have that future project in your sights but you loving life because you get to do shit you enjoy onward to your task, further also enjoy that challenge and the progress you taking. The shit never ends so you might as well start to like it yo
Check out
Tal Ben Shahar (Harvard Lecture) on Positive Psychology
http://isites.harvard.edu/icb/icb.do?keyword=k14790&pageid=icb.page69189
Also his book is called "Happier". Check him out, he goes to fucking Harvard, most prestigious college only in the fucking world including venus, the fuck you reading this punk who reckons he can score on some shitty web post for????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!=P
Okay c u soon
*smacks you on the ass*
=D
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Subject: Re: zigg zagg zagginn the fuck out wit zibbolo biggydoom ARRGHH! Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:55 pm
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See when I'm happy
I can do whatever the fuck I like and it'll be cool as fuck
I was hanging with a couple newbs and I got love but they where giving me "Hey man moving over to you now...talking now so it looks like you're not alone, see giving you value for the social proof blah blah -- so the room knows we're in this valufied state and rah rah rah"
I told him
"I stand here alone, and I got what is it? Value. I'll just stand here alone and believe me I got billions."
I could cower in the corner crying in the darkness of a booming nightclub corner with no pants on and my ass up in the air and giving a westside sign smoking a cigar out my anus and it'll still come off cool, ash must be nearly down about to burn the rectum ooooooooooooooh sweet.
And thats how I roll, ash burning rectum.
Haha nah
I'm happy:D
When you approach, she's just a girl.
The method tells you, you have to go in indirect and under the radar and what not. neg here, microcalibrate there!....there!..........oooh! bang! .... u fast!, I'm stupid this is to complicated for me
She’s just a girl not a bomb.
I have the attraction down as I walk up, cause I'm thinking who wouldn't wanna be with me, I'm charming, handsome and funny as fuck. And that’s it that’s attraction bit done no further moves needed this section.
She's fucking gorgeous to so I give her respect on that and vibe it sexually and I shut it down or hang with her all night.
Then I marry her,
sweeeeeet, nuff ranting for me
c u soon
*smacks your ass*
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Subject: Re: zigg zagg zagginn the fuck out wit zibbolo biggydoom ARRGHH! Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:57 pm
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btw watch celeb apprentice season 7 I think.
You have to see that coolness Gene Simmons works, it's fucking golden
c u soon
*smacks your ass*
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Subject: Re: zigg zagg zagginn the fuck out wit zibbolo biggydoom ARRGHH! Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:00 am
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That was a dopeeeeeeeeeeee pickup dude!! haha!! So set up a Day 2 with her already??
It was a very quick close... good stuff with the boob check :p
Quote:
I can do whatever the fuck I like and it'll be cool as fuck
Like ur attitude and thinkin man
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Subject: Eye exercises Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:16 pm
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So I decided I'm going to try this again, I remember thinking it was full of shit also, but I tried it for a couple days and I remember a girl goin "I can't stop looking at your eyes, they're really big and striking"
Anyways I kinda neglected doing the excercises due to the hecticness of life. You can have a go too if you like, let me know how you go=D
It's a Fabricio Astelo (www.hiddensessions.com) thing. "Magnetic Gaze that attracts anyone". I know, I know, kind of a magic bullet but I'll try it for awhile before burning it
Much love
zib
p.s. - (Note - The first exercise that you must do it for 7 consecutive days. Keep inmind that once you start you'll have to do it daily until it's complete or else it will take a lifetime to master this simple thing. Itshouldn't take more than 15 minutes to a maximum of 30 minutes a day.
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Exercise 1:Choose any small dot on a wall (every wall has them), or print acircle with a dot in the middle and glue it to a wall. The goal is tospend 3 to 5 minutes looking only at that dot without: 1) BLINKING 2)TWITCHING THE EYELIDS 3) MOVING YOUR GAZE ELSEWHERE and with EYES WIDE OPEN(open your eyes completely, the more the better) .
Remember, don't blink! If you blink you'll have to start all over.And keep your gaze fixed on that dot; don't look not even an inch to thesides, it has to be precisely on that dot. Only this way will youdevelop that fixation look. It's hard but practice makes perfect.
Since you are just starting, for the next 7 days try to reach atleast 3 minutes, or 5 minutes at the maximum. Only when you reach theminimum of 3 minutes you'll be ready to go to exercise 2. Practice AT LEASTtwice a day, and don't despair if you can't do it right away. It takes time and practiceto do this.
Don't forget to remove your glasses or contacts lenses before youdo any eye exercise.
Part 2 will follow next. If you have any questions/comments don'thesitate to ask.
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Subject: Ice throw Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:06 pm
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I was at ---- and I decided I liked this redhead. I was seated on this pool area and she was dancing with her friend on the dance floor, she was a couple meters away.
I fished an ice cube out of my drink and threw it at her. My friend was next to me and was laughing his ass off and also bailed to tell all our other friends around us "OI!! ZIB JUS THREW AN ICE CUBE AT THIS BIRD HAHA!!!" anyways;
She turns around and she has a screw face on like "Who the fuck jus threw some shit at me??", I wave at her and motion her to come over, her distraught turns to a smile and I pat the seat next to me;
"Hey come sit down" I say, I think there where some guys looking at me with screwface’s of their own but I really can't remember.
I'm doing this thing where all you need to be is happy. So I do all the wrong moves on purpose. They consist of;
"Come here often?"
"What you do for a living?"
“You having a good night?”
"How long you been doing that for?"
And guess what, it's all love. I find out she's a vet so that's pretty cool. Keep the random conversation going and we end up standing and I go for the close and she says;
"I can't my boyfriend is right there..."
"Haha okay."
"Pull your phone out and pretend your using it and I'll just say my number."
So here I am and she's goin "0!.... 4!.... 1!.... etc
Earlier that evening got introduced to this librarian looking girl, it's the glasses of course, they're hot and I promptly tell her how gawjus she is and how me being in the vicinity of her company is excellent for me and everyone around this joint and everyone needs to leave because I'm in love with her, we get to talking about how she'll skinny dip for me in the pool if I buy her drinks all night and I say I'm not a stooge but you can skinny dip for me anyway because it really is the right thing to do, she laughs but respectfully declines, I help her pretend undress and she pretends to dive in we get split up with party happenings and later I see her at the bar and she’s talking with a huge bald guy behind the bar, she's not being as receptive and after further prodding the big bald guy bar tender is her boyfriend, I push the envelope and play 5 questions (yeh I know but hey - im bruce lee'in it) with her and say "So what do you want to win?"
And she says "You get the other person's number"
At this point I know it's over and we "pretend" to play this routine which I bail halfway through anyway and say "Let's skip to the bit where you give me your number."
We move away from the bar and I'm again typing from a distance as she shouts her number.
It's all a happy demeanour and I move through life able to do anything.
I'm going to test this out by taking a girl out to dinner and basically doing all the stuff the community tells you not to do.
Much love
zib
p.s. - I'm not going to pursue this because I'm not a homewrecker.
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Subject: Re: zigg zagg zagginn the fuck out wit zibbolo biggydoom ARRGHH! Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:21 pm
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zibbolo biggydoom wrote:
I'm doing this thing where all you need to be is happy. So I do all the wrong moves on purpose. They consist of;
"Come here often?"
"What you do for a living?"
“You having a good night?”
"How long you been doing that for?"
And guess what, it's all love.
Yea exactly dude. Chick from last Friday, talked to her about:
1) Where she had traveled,
2) What she does for a living.
Then pull her in and makeout ensues - like 10-15 minutes.
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Subject: My friend Blanko... Yesterday at 6:09 pm
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This happened to my friend Blanko... yeh that'll do, Blanko...
ahem anyways,
Blanko was chilling in bed as you do after a hard night out and it was cold outside but fuck it anyway he was sleeping naked as you do. So he's in his bed and it's early morning and it was one of those mornings with cold misty dew outside clinging to the window like sweat beads, one of those mornings where you're glad you're cuddled and huddled up in your bed like a gently heated French pastry, or a foetus and your moms has gunned a couple brews and made it piss at the local pie eating comp and shit is sweet you know just fucking ace! Comfy is the whole point I'm trying to raise here... So Blanko's in his bed and it's about 5 am in the morning and it's probably guaranteed to rain later and he hear's a car. "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH" said the outside VN commodore as it ignited from its slumber. "BBBBBBBBBBBBBrrrrggggggggGGGGGGGGghhh" It called out again.
"Hey that sounds a lot like my car" thought Blanko to himself, he peered outside of his bedroom and there was his white VN commodore slowly reversing down his driveway,
"WHAT THE FUCK! That is my car!" Screamed Blanko
He tumbled out of bed in a flurry to investigate who the fuck was reversing the fuck down his driveway in his fucking non-insured, no alarm white VN commodore, fucking TAFE student life with its no fucking money, but he was naked... Terminator could not have done it faster by he quickly scanned his bedroom mess but all that was available right now was a crusty pair of Y fronts, he had to hustle and with his no time at all factor he had slammed them on backwards! There was no time for undie procedures!!! Some mother fucking mother fucker was reversing his car down his drive way! He leapt from his bedroom with a big enough jump to reach his backyard shed but luckily his ass landed at his front door Y front already creeping up his ass as fast as his ass was moving his ass! Ass!… Inside Blanko booted down his front door, triple jumped the veranda and was in his front yard, the stranger in his car was still reversing down his drive way, well at least he knew that the white VN commodore was too low to the floor and needed to move slowly despite the muscle under the hood, the whole car shell had to be lowered Macca's on a Thursday night wouldn't have it any other way!
"Oh shit..." Said the stranger behind the wheel I mean c'mon probably... As Blanko hustled vehemently down the driveway the stranger behind the wheel stalled it because underneath his brag bravado is a little bitch who can't reverse a stolen vehicle properly under pressure. It was lucky for Blanko he was able to grab the door handle and pelt his fist perilously at his own car window as he attempted to regain his own property and get this stranger mofo the fuck out! The man inside just as quickly reignited the car and continued to reverse the most commonly stolen piece of shit car Holden VN that gets stolen easy down the driveway, but it wasn't slowly this time. The owner was there pounding on the car window he needed to get the fuck outta there and get the fuck outta there fast! So that's just what he did, he reversed it fast! So fast that the white VN spun on itself and swung it's behind and tripped over the curb and stalled again! The whole time Blanko still had his hand on the door handle and his other hand punching fiercely looking for a way in. The stranger hadn’t had enough weetie’s that day so his car motor driving skills weren’t as on, it was 5 am... and decided it was time to bail the fuck outta there.
He opened the door Blanko still had had a hold of and as the doors top and roof v necked Blanko switched from punching the window to over the door into the opening and finally landing a couple hits onto the stranger. Blanko darted backwards as the stranger manoeuvred his way out into the morning coldness both had their adrenalin pumping. Blanko was shocked to find that the stranger looked like your stereo typical bikie complete with to many tattoo's flannel and all around general hugenessnessness, fucking big - like Mr T would get hospitaled straight up yo. The huge monster stranger bikie dude stood square with Blanko they eyed each other, both where making small whole body anticipatory movements in a prediction for the other then the stranger said;
"What are you gonna do cuntttttttttt" He said it like that to ‘cunttttttttttttttttttttt’ yeah he added more t's!
Blanko was thinking what the fuck was he gonna do! This bikie was fucking gigantic, he probably flattened his bike on the way home passing here and that's why he decided to go and attempt to steal the old VN commodore most commonly stolen piece of poo going around thinks it’s a muscle car that unfortunately happened to be in his garage! Blanko simply replied with;
"Fuck you cunttttttttt" With just as many t's that when drawled out like this kinda sounds like 'aaaarrrrrnnnnnnttt'
Then it started to rain. Like pelt down, long gone was the feeling of bakery warmth morning arise nappy poo's provided. Amongst everything else now it was fucking pissing down and Blanko was standing there – naked, save for the crusty old undies he had on backwards. Y fronts so far up his ass the Y was like this cross road in his sphincter and well... let's not even goes there! Big bad ass bikie leapt into the VN again and pulled out one of the golf clubs Blanko had strung out all over his back seat the previous day. Blanko dashed inside and grabbed the old trusty lead pipe and made haste back outside but as he was going inside the stranger must of used the small amount of time to reequip his car stealing tool kit he'd left in the VN and made his own bolt away from the scene.
An almost naked Blanko cussed at him from the front yard as he made his way up the street. A neighbour said "Don't worry the police are on there way!"
"The police? What the fuck they gonna do, they're miles away from here." Said an agitated Blanko.
That night, Blanko's car was still uninsured and alarmless sitting outside vulnerable. He basically had to take out the whole engine and put it in his lounge room till he could organise to finally move off his ass and get himself an alarm the very next day.
This is a true story
The end.
