The "Dont's of Seduction"
While traveling all over the planet teaching guys how to get better with girls, I started to see some of most common mistakes guys make. Most guys are not even aware of these mistakes. After a while, it even becomes part of their normal pattern of behavior. There are many, but let’s go through a small sampling here…
1) Standing Around and Hoping Something Is Going To Happen
Trust me, nothing is going to happen if you just stand there except maybe you’ll drink too much, spend a lot of money and have a hangover the next day. Like most losers who never talk to girls. Hope is not a method. You must be pro-active. You must be the one who does things. Girls expect you to make first move. So for starters, get your lazy ass off that barstool and approach them. Nothing truly bad can come of it.
2) Walking Around With a Bottle In Your Hand
When I see this, it makes me puke. This is so AFC. It sucks on several levels.
First, you look like any other loser who is not good with girls and uses a bottle as a defensive mechanism to have something to do with his hands.
Second, if you want to approach girls and kino properly, you need both hands free.
Third, after holding cold drinks for a while your fingers become freezing. When you go to touch her, she will notice. It’s a very unpleasant feeling when someone touches you with cold hands. Some girls will even jolt when you touch them with icy hands. A few weeks ago, I had a student I was teaching how to open girls at the bar. To view the move I was teaching him visit here. Every set he tried to open, as soon as he put his hands on their shoulders, they rejected him. It took me some time to realize that his hands were freezing thanks to the cocktail he was carrying around.
3) Talking Too Fast
Guys get nervous, and they talk too fast. If you talk too fast, I found a very easy solution to fix this problem. Just slow down to half your normal speed any physical movements you make. If you slow down your walking, you will slow down your talking, and vice versa. Remember, the brain has only one speed. Each element affects the other.
4) Turning Seduction Into An Interview
Asking way too many questions in first few minutes is lame. She gets the feeling she’s on a job interview, not out having fun. It’s a killer of seduction. Avoid this and be aware of it at all times. For guys who know me, they know how crazy I get if they ask three questions in row…Again, there’s an easy solution. After every question, tell a story, and then in the story implement a question (basically hidden) so she feels like she needs to tell a story without being “interviewed”.These are just a few of the many things we cover on my workshops to get you to break your old habits, create effective new ones and make you a new man when it comes to women.
Check out the schedule below to find out when we’re coming to your town next.
Best,
BadBoy
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
-Fresh post about phone game and getting out the game
This is from the clifflist's newsletter - it's a dope post about phone game (something I stuggle from :/) and getting OUT the game.
Love is a beautiful thing and you can't chase pussy ALLLL your life, just till your 80. Anyway here they are ;D
note: deleted the love post cos it's a lot of falafel, doesn't mean you should not ignore love though. ;)
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Stalemate:Why you should "NOT" get her number (Phone Game Principles) Alright, so I've been noticing a trend amongst the recent posts regarding phone game so I thought I'd share some of my own personal insight into the subject. This is all my own personal experience with phone game, and should not be taken for gospel (at your own expense). There is a lot of information in this post (all condensedand superficial so that it's readable) so please, bear with me.
What getting phone numbers is NOT meant to accomplish:
Act as a crutch because you've run out of material.
Act as a crutch because you lack the confidence to escalate therelationship in that moment.
Serve as a source of validation.
Getting phone numbers will not getyou laid.
What phone game is NOT meant to accomplish:
Building attraction
Building Comfort
Demonstrating Value
Qualifying Her
What getting phone numbers IS meant to accomplish:
Creating a Time Bridge for your next encounter because it would be literally IMPOSSIBLE to continue the interaction otherwise, and unless you #close her, you will NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.
What phone game IS meant to accomplish:
Setting up your Day 2 or next possible interaction.
The reason so many of you are having trouble with feeling like you're chasing is because you're going for the number too quickly. The next time you're number closing a girl, ask yourself why. Is itbecause you've just had an awkward silence? Is it because you wantto go practice your "game" and go get other girls numbers? Is itbecause you're choking and you need some time to recuperate your gusto? Is it because you want bragging rights for #closing a hottie? If it's for any of these reasons, then you're doing it wrong.
You should only ever be #closing a girl if you don'tanticipate seeing her again for more than 2 weeks, or ever again. I know what you're saying: "But If I don't #close her then I'll lose my chances forever!" This is AFC mentality. If you build enough attraction, comfort and value, girls will find a way to close YOU.
Getting a girls phone number is tricky business. I've #closed some really hot women, and laid virtually none of them. I've spentmonths contemplating why this was, and this is what I came up with. I'm walking through the mall as an SHB11 (because I would naturally be this fine if I were female) and a guy comes up to me while I'm shopping. I'm instantly floored by his spontaneous nature and interesting insights into my personality, and we enter immediate rapport. After conversing for a few minutes, we exchange phone numbers and we set up a tentative day 2. Time Bridge I continued shopping that day, and got several calls from all my high value friends, and had an overall really enjoyable experience. I went out to a show later that afternoon that was absolutely phenomenal, went to the gym, and then had dinner at this new Vietnamese restaurant. That guy I met earlier was kind of cute, buton second thought I'm already kind of interested in someone else but maybe it'll be fun anyway.
The Ugly Truth
This girl has made virtually no investment into your interaction. She met you for a few moments, entertained her like a monkey and then got her phone number. Though on the surface, she may be attracted to you, she is not willing to make the investment of spending time on you because she doesn't need to go out of her way to meet someone interesting, as she already has a high quality life FILLED with interesting people.
What you should have done:
You should have taken her on an Insta-date and gone around the mallshopping with her, spending as much time as possible with her building attraction, comfort, qualifying her and entering intense "It was just meant to be" states. The more a female invests into your interaction, THE GREATER THE CHANCE YOU HAVE AT CONTINUING THE INTERACTION THROUGH A TIME BRIDGE. But what if I didn't build enough value through our interactions for her to want to spend that kind of time with me? Move on.
If your game wasn't solid enough to get her to enjoy a dayshopping with you, then it's not solid enough to get a Day2. The reason this is true is because of the following threeprinciples of persuasion:
Momentum (or flow),
Influence ofProximity, and
Investment,
Which all contribute to a term coined by psychologists known as Cognitive Dissonance.
Momentum
The principle of flow is that once you start an interaction, all the positive emotions you generate with your target will start compounding onto each other which plays into something we call "Buying Temperature".
You can think of buying temperature as a pool of water with a slow leak. Every time you share positive emotions, boost attraction, DHV or enter deep rapport (comfort) you are filling that pool with water. The more time you spend filling thispool with water, the higher the water level will be, which directly translates to how much influence you have over your targets decision making.
She does not want the pool to empty anymore thanyou do, and why is this? She's having a good time. She wants to continue sharing these positive emotions with you. A time bridge kills Momentum. There goes 1/3rd of your influence.
Influence of Proximity
It's been known for years by marketers, and to the seduction community this is a crucial note. We have the most influence over a person when we are face to face with them, with a diminishing return on influence with phone or even e-mail.
You can take thisf or matter of fact because countless studies have proven it, and you yourself have probably experienced it. It's a lot harder to brush something off when it's right in your face, as opposed to ignoring a phone call, message or e-mail. You can use this to your advantage by using your proximity and presence to influence your target to spend more time with you. Time Bridge kills Proximity. There goes 1/3rd of your influence.
Investment
Investment directly correlates with influence. We as human beings value only those things which we've worked for. Investment is one of the few weapons you have at your disposal to make a time bridge stick.
Anytime a girl spends time with you (Time is investment),
Spends money on you (Money is investment),
Engages in self disclosure (sharing parts of herself with you, telling you about her life, qualifying herself to you is investment)
You are increasing the $ signs above your head. If she spends 3 hours with you, buys you a latte, tells you all about how her parents split up and how she went to Ireland for 3 months to find herself, You areIN. The more investment she has into you, the more likely she is to invest more into you. Sex is also a form in investment, and though it is not the highest form of investment, it will increase the likelihood of having her want to initiate a relationship with you.
Also, on a side note regarding sex and investment, another reason why sex plays such a crucial role in pair bonding is because of the hormone "Oxytocin" which is released during female orgasms. This hormone is responsible for monogamy in humans, as it acts as a bonding agent, which will do wonders for her biological investment towards you.
Cognitive Dissonance
If you want to read more on this, it's a psychological term and would be very much worth your time. Essentially, it means that holding two different conflicting thoughts in one's mind creates aversive emotions, and we will do what is necessary to reduce this discrepancy. This is why when we combine these 3 principles of influence, we create a Natural State with a woman, where she feels so immersed in the experience; she can backwards rationalize why she slept with you without experiencing guilt or remorse.
Your first interaction with a girl is the most crucial, so if you can push the interaction as far as possible, PUSH IT.
Imagine whatkind of love story she will have to share with her friends about this stranger she met that she fell in love with that same day? It all happened so fast, it was all so natural, like it was meant to be. In fact, when dealing with night game specifically, sometimes girls go out to get laid that night, and if you #close her without taking her home (or bouncing to her place), she will resent you and not give you a second chance.This post is kind of all over the place, but I had no idea how long it would take me to piece it together, so if you'd like me to elaborate on anything I've mentioned please make note of it and Iwould be more than happy to.
Enjoy.
Love is a beautiful thing and you can't chase pussy ALLLL your life, just till your 80. Anyway here they are ;D
note: deleted the love post cos it's a lot of falafel, doesn't mean you should not ignore love though. ;)
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Stalemate:Why you should "NOT" get her number (Phone Game Principles) Alright, so I've been noticing a trend amongst the recent posts regarding phone game so I thought I'd share some of my own personal insight into the subject. This is all my own personal experience with phone game, and should not be taken for gospel (at your own expense). There is a lot of information in this post (all condensedand superficial so that it's readable) so please, bear with me.
What getting phone numbers is NOT meant to accomplish:
Act as a crutch because you've run out of material.
Act as a crutch because you lack the confidence to escalate therelationship in that moment.
Serve as a source of validation.
Getting phone numbers will not getyou laid.
What phone game is NOT meant to accomplish:
Building attraction
Building Comfort
Demonstrating Value
Qualifying Her
What getting phone numbers IS meant to accomplish:
Creating a Time Bridge for your next encounter because it would be literally IMPOSSIBLE to continue the interaction otherwise, and unless you #close her, you will NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.
What phone game IS meant to accomplish:
Setting up your Day 2 or next possible interaction.
The reason so many of you are having trouble with feeling like you're chasing is because you're going for the number too quickly. The next time you're number closing a girl, ask yourself why. Is itbecause you've just had an awkward silence? Is it because you wantto go practice your "game" and go get other girls numbers? Is itbecause you're choking and you need some time to recuperate your gusto? Is it because you want bragging rights for #closing a hottie? If it's for any of these reasons, then you're doing it wrong.
You should only ever be #closing a girl if you don'tanticipate seeing her again for more than 2 weeks, or ever again. I know what you're saying: "But If I don't #close her then I'll lose my chances forever!" This is AFC mentality. If you build enough attraction, comfort and value, girls will find a way to close YOU.
Getting a girls phone number is tricky business. I've #closed some really hot women, and laid virtually none of them. I've spentmonths contemplating why this was, and this is what I came up with. I'm walking through the mall as an SHB11 (because I would naturally be this fine if I were female) and a guy comes up to me while I'm shopping. I'm instantly floored by his spontaneous nature and interesting insights into my personality, and we enter immediate rapport. After conversing for a few minutes, we exchange phone numbers and we set up a tentative day 2. Time Bridge I continued shopping that day, and got several calls from all my high value friends, and had an overall really enjoyable experience. I went out to a show later that afternoon that was absolutely phenomenal, went to the gym, and then had dinner at this new Vietnamese restaurant. That guy I met earlier was kind of cute, buton second thought I'm already kind of interested in someone else but maybe it'll be fun anyway.
The Ugly Truth
This girl has made virtually no investment into your interaction. She met you for a few moments, entertained her like a monkey and then got her phone number. Though on the surface, she may be attracted to you, she is not willing to make the investment of spending time on you because she doesn't need to go out of her way to meet someone interesting, as she already has a high quality life FILLED with interesting people.
What you should have done:
You should have taken her on an Insta-date and gone around the mallshopping with her, spending as much time as possible with her building attraction, comfort, qualifying her and entering intense "It was just meant to be" states. The more a female invests into your interaction, THE GREATER THE CHANCE YOU HAVE AT CONTINUING THE INTERACTION THROUGH A TIME BRIDGE. But what if I didn't build enough value through our interactions for her to want to spend that kind of time with me? Move on.
If your game wasn't solid enough to get her to enjoy a dayshopping with you, then it's not solid enough to get a Day2. The reason this is true is because of the following threeprinciples of persuasion:
Momentum (or flow),
Influence ofProximity, and
Investment,
Which all contribute to a term coined by psychologists known as Cognitive Dissonance.
Momentum
The principle of flow is that once you start an interaction, all the positive emotions you generate with your target will start compounding onto each other which plays into something we call "Buying Temperature".
You can think of buying temperature as a pool of water with a slow leak. Every time you share positive emotions, boost attraction, DHV or enter deep rapport (comfort) you are filling that pool with water. The more time you spend filling thispool with water, the higher the water level will be, which directly translates to how much influence you have over your targets decision making.
She does not want the pool to empty anymore thanyou do, and why is this? She's having a good time. She wants to continue sharing these positive emotions with you. A time bridge kills Momentum. There goes 1/3rd of your influence.
Influence of Proximity
It's been known for years by marketers, and to the seduction community this is a crucial note. We have the most influence over a person when we are face to face with them, with a diminishing return on influence with phone or even e-mail.
You can take thisf or matter of fact because countless studies have proven it, and you yourself have probably experienced it. It's a lot harder to brush something off when it's right in your face, as opposed to ignoring a phone call, message or e-mail. You can use this to your advantage by using your proximity and presence to influence your target to spend more time with you. Time Bridge kills Proximity. There goes 1/3rd of your influence.
Investment
Investment directly correlates with influence. We as human beings value only those things which we've worked for. Investment is one of the few weapons you have at your disposal to make a time bridge stick.
Anytime a girl spends time with you (Time is investment),
Spends money on you (Money is investment),
Engages in self disclosure (sharing parts of herself with you, telling you about her life, qualifying herself to you is investment)
You are increasing the $ signs above your head. If she spends 3 hours with you, buys you a latte, tells you all about how her parents split up and how she went to Ireland for 3 months to find herself, You areIN. The more investment she has into you, the more likely she is to invest more into you. Sex is also a form in investment, and though it is not the highest form of investment, it will increase the likelihood of having her want to initiate a relationship with you.
Also, on a side note regarding sex and investment, another reason why sex plays such a crucial role in pair bonding is because of the hormone "Oxytocin" which is released during female orgasms. This hormone is responsible for monogamy in humans, as it acts as a bonding agent, which will do wonders for her biological investment towards you.
Cognitive Dissonance
If you want to read more on this, it's a psychological term and would be very much worth your time. Essentially, it means that holding two different conflicting thoughts in one's mind creates aversive emotions, and we will do what is necessary to reduce this discrepancy. This is why when we combine these 3 principles of influence, we create a Natural State with a woman, where she feels so immersed in the experience; she can backwards rationalize why she slept with you without experiencing guilt or remorse.
Your first interaction with a girl is the most crucial, so if you can push the interaction as far as possible, PUSH IT.
Imagine whatkind of love story she will have to share with her friends about this stranger she met that she fell in love with that same day? It all happened so fast, it was all so natural, like it was meant to be. In fact, when dealing with night game specifically, sometimes girls go out to get laid that night, and if you #close her without taking her home (or bouncing to her place), she will resent you and not give you a second chance.This post is kind of all over the place, but I had no idea how long it would take me to piece it together, so if you'd like me to elaborate on anything I've mentioned please make note of it and Iwould be more than happy to.
Enjoy.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
-Zibbolo goes direct and makesout
I've been a little cheesed at cruising recently through blow out city. On Saturday night I decided to change it up and go direct.
After a small chilled rowdy house party I went to X bar. The fresh house music was pumping and I was loving it. This showed me thinks because I was getting eye fucked by a hot bar bird, she gave me free double shots which she casually popped in oh so accidently haha.
I was walking around with a swagger like I owned the place and got to the other side of the dance floor, on the fondu couch was a gorgeous girl with a hoverer just seated behind hesitating his balls off to utter something.
I sat next to her looked her straight in the eye over my shoulder and said
"Hey" Smirking
"Hi, I'm ----"
The pumping house music all though fresh made it almost near impossible to hear anything. She dropped her small bag and her phone and girly shit fell out. I helped her pick it all back up. I rambled something I couldn't remember she couldn't hear me, she rambled something I couldn't hear her. She then said a whole lot which basically came out like "Hoasdihjfasdkflaj..."
I just said LOUDLY "Hey I can't hear you, do you just want to make out?"
Without waiting for an answer I gently pulled down on her chin and that was it. She has a tongue ring, and it was yummy.
After our long makeout, it's a sure sign she might be into you...like maybe. So I went for her number and we found out some mofo had pinched her slick little black moto something or other phone while we where making out. Thanks whoever you are, much appreciated. She gave me her number just in case but I knew it was now long gone. I had just seen it too, even helped her pick it up. She doesn't have a home phone because she had just moved here from Tasmania (btw I take back what I said in a previous post about Tasmania) so I had to resort to taking her email, which I hate but in this case was warranted.
I worked backwards building rapport and all that other shit your suppose to do before you actually end up kissing her 100 years later. It was great to cut through the mustard and the intricate chess match of indirect pick up. Just being straight up direct is fresh as the fresh pumping house music the X bar was playing, you know the place the one next to X nightclub. I guess the job was already done so I was more relaxed at not having to work some type of manipulative calculated social angle (not like I do that anyway). She mentioned that I should come to Tasmania with her and chill and meet her family and so on and so forth
Then I went home. *coff* :
zib
After a small chilled rowdy house party I went to X bar. The fresh house music was pumping and I was loving it. This showed me thinks because I was getting eye fucked by a hot bar bird, she gave me free double shots which she casually popped in oh so accidently haha.
I was walking around with a swagger like I owned the place and got to the other side of the dance floor, on the fondu couch was a gorgeous girl with a hoverer just seated behind hesitating his balls off to utter something.
I sat next to her looked her straight in the eye over my shoulder and said
"Hey" Smirking
"Hi, I'm ----"
The pumping house music all though fresh made it almost near impossible to hear anything. She dropped her small bag and her phone and girly shit fell out. I helped her pick it all back up. I rambled something I couldn't remember she couldn't hear me, she rambled something I couldn't hear her. She then said a whole lot which basically came out like "Hoasdihjfasdkflaj..."
I just said LOUDLY "Hey I can't hear you, do you just want to make out?"
Without waiting for an answer I gently pulled down on her chin and that was it. She has a tongue ring, and it was yummy.
After our long makeout, it's a sure sign she might be into you...like maybe. So I went for her number and we found out some mofo had pinched her slick little black moto something or other phone while we where making out. Thanks whoever you are, much appreciated. She gave me her number just in case but I knew it was now long gone. I had just seen it too, even helped her pick it up. She doesn't have a home phone because she had just moved here from Tasmania (btw I take back what I said in a previous post about Tasmania) so I had to resort to taking her email, which I hate but in this case was warranted.
I worked backwards building rapport and all that other shit your suppose to do before you actually end up kissing her 100 years later. It was great to cut through the mustard and the intricate chess match of indirect pick up. Just being straight up direct is fresh as the fresh pumping house music the X bar was playing, you know the place the one next to X nightclub. I guess the job was already done so I was more relaxed at not having to work some type of manipulative calculated social angle (not like I do that anyway). She mentioned that I should come to Tasmania with her and chill and meet her family and so on and so forth
Then I went home. *coff* :
zib
-Friday at the X, then swanky X bar and nearby X club
Okay from memory started off the night and went to the X was average. Step to one group, both married nothing doing, nothing hooking. Fell in love with a chick rocking a tartan red and white dress (I have a small thing for punks - even though I'm not really feeling the style no more) unfortunately her love wasn't reciprocated so our marriage will have to wait till we meet again. Had stopped her when she was just passing by though and kept her and her mate there for a few minutes, good for me yes? Aigggggggggghhh. She's from Liverpool. Held up the wall and looked from afar, excuse here excuse there. I love you to.
When to the X bar in the swanky part of the city. Chatted with an absolute minga, figures she's from Tasmania. Chatting with her sister also. Ended up going toe to toe with some blonde haired pale lanky bloke with dots of acne. To be honest he took it because I just had nothing going and he was probably in much more of a state than me. Golly gee what the fuck? Haha Mr Pickup 101 instructor douche bag from the East that makes your shit even worse. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet.
haha
Left and went to nearby X nightclub. My cousin works on the door, did I mention he has crutches and below his knees his legs don't work but he still runs shit. Good for him. Also saw an old friend of a friend who’s a natural. Me and a whole bunch of mates use to hang out and he use to get numbers back before I even knew about the whole seduction concept science. Sick cunt ayeeeeeeee!
Righto I've been sick of getting blown the fuck out with this indirect shit and decided to switch it. I walk towards a 7.5 after seeing her tits jiggle from the distance in her loosely fitting floral dress. I waited after her tit jiggling show was finished first. It was a short while so as not to make it obvious :P
Stepping straight towards her I go
"Hey you are absolutely gorgeous, so I decided to speak to you. So hey."
Her smile was beaming "Oh no I'm nottttttt"
Our interaction was solid and she was full of smiles at my natural banter. She told her friend "No I want to talk to him" after her mate ran the autopilot cock block. But she still totally wasn't feeling me after I fished for a number. Me thinks she has a boyfriend she didn't tell me about at home and she’s being faithful, good for her. Either that or it was a straight "Sorry but no.” Interestingly it went alittle pear shaped when I went with a routine. Regardless there had been a huge contingency of penis hovering around her previously, when she was smiling and laughing her ass off with me right after I chatted to her it was a cock ghost town! The way I like it. :D We went to go for a dance, no hand hold love. Honestly it was solid haha. Looking for her friends I realised I was following so deviated and took my own path and spoke to other people and did other shit, maybe this was a mistake. Actually no it wasn't. I saw her again later and she ignored but then stopped and waved bye and smiled, least she was courteous. The fuck?
I love this game
zib
When to the X bar in the swanky part of the city. Chatted with an absolute minga, figures she's from Tasmania. Chatting with her sister also. Ended up going toe to toe with some blonde haired pale lanky bloke with dots of acne. To be honest he took it because I just had nothing going and he was probably in much more of a state than me. Golly gee what the fuck? Haha Mr Pickup 101 instructor douche bag from the East that makes your shit even worse. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet.
haha
Left and went to nearby X nightclub. My cousin works on the door, did I mention he has crutches and below his knees his legs don't work but he still runs shit. Good for him. Also saw an old friend of a friend who’s a natural. Me and a whole bunch of mates use to hang out and he use to get numbers back before I even knew about the whole seduction concept science. Sick cunt ayeeeeeeee!
Righto I've been sick of getting blown the fuck out with this indirect shit and decided to switch it. I walk towards a 7.5 after seeing her tits jiggle from the distance in her loosely fitting floral dress. I waited after her tit jiggling show was finished first. It was a short while so as not to make it obvious :P
Stepping straight towards her I go
"Hey you are absolutely gorgeous, so I decided to speak to you. So hey."
Her smile was beaming "Oh no I'm nottttttt"
Our interaction was solid and she was full of smiles at my natural banter. She told her friend "No I want to talk to him" after her mate ran the autopilot cock block. But she still totally wasn't feeling me after I fished for a number. Me thinks she has a boyfriend she didn't tell me about at home and she’s being faithful, good for her. Either that or it was a straight "Sorry but no.” Interestingly it went alittle pear shaped when I went with a routine. Regardless there had been a huge contingency of penis hovering around her previously, when she was smiling and laughing her ass off with me right after I chatted to her it was a cock ghost town! The way I like it. :D We went to go for a dance, no hand hold love. Honestly it was solid haha. Looking for her friends I realised I was following so deviated and took my own path and spoke to other people and did other shit, maybe this was a mistake. Actually no it wasn't. I saw her again later and she ignored but then stopped and waved bye and smiled, least she was courteous. The fuck?
I love this game
zib
Saturday, July 14, 2007
-Thursday at X-hotel with guru douchebag from Pickup 101
-Thursday night I went to X hotel. The quality was for what was there, fucking hot. Crowd was abit small though but it was all good. I was out with my usual two other wings but I was excited not only because I was wearing my new favourite shirt that says "SHINES LIKE GOLD" but we where meeting up with an apparent "guru" from the east and he was going to give us free lessons.
So me and Lestat walk up into the spot and I'm already checking all the fly hunnies about and we meet up with Notorious outside and sure enough we see the "guru" talking with a group of girls. The one girl he was talking to was average but she was into him - well it looked solid from where I was standing.
I pinched a light from an old bloke who was to old to be up in the pub but good on him for trying to spread his seed, he starts giving me some for my "Shines like gold" shirt, of course it was nothing and I simply steered this into just general fluff talk (I needed to warm up and lets be honest - I would've massacred him). He's a teacher if ya'll are interested in having the seed sprayed onto your stomach while he cringes in delight. We joked about being up in the hotel looking for the glorious snizz anyways while I'm thinking who is this mad old bloke right there in the club solo up comes a suitable old bird for our old teacher man. Old teacher man works his drunken maggot magic while I just voyeured as he spat his game at someone's mum. Mum does the universal screwface and while I'm standing there also momentarily talking with old teacher man she utters at him regarding me "This is my son..."
I'm like "Uh okay...Hi mum" and instantly wrap my arm around "mum", I'm also talking some random mess and old teacher man is like "Really? You guys mother and son? Nooooooooo...really...?"
"Yes." I reply.
At which point after the awkwardness on his part old teacher man bails. Shame really he should've kept going I wasn't really interfering "mum" gives me a thanks for the interference I illusionally put up so I go "Heyyyy why not him? He was hot! Should've gone him."
"I'm not desperate." she says with a giggly smile
"Aigghhttt"
"Mum" introduces me to her two other old mates rocking a pink sweater and a woolly kmart zig zag vest and the other in comfortable sweats, that's it. Lets just say fuck knows how they got in... :P
I'm warming up discussing how they all think I look younger and I like it like that and Notorious interupts me and introduces me to the "guru". He was a short pencil neck white bloke but I'm still showing love.
"Sup man," I said with pleasentry's.
The four of us went up stairs and the "guru" was already looking out for something to approach. He asked for a sidekick and Notorious obiliged and probably fucked it up for him because they where back pretty quickly and the "guru" was apparently a superstar.
While they where working something I approached two beautiful women by the bar doorway. A 7.5 and a 7.
"Hey can I ask you guys a question this'll take a second...
A little startled while her friend was fingering her mobile she uttered "Ah okay sure..."
"Are you guys having an average night, a better than average night or a shitter than average night?"
"Haha, we just got here so I don't know yet..."
I wasn't prepared for that little contingency because this was the first time I was spitting this shit. I plowed and vibed it alittle more naturally even though I wasn't rolling with nothing. Nevertheless they left, so it didn't hook. :/
Two other hunnies where close to us by the bar and the "guru" opened and got nothing but then reopened when they bought their drinks and stood by a high table. I commend him for that. He was in from what I could see and this time I came in to give him back up. The beautiful 7.5 specimen I was talking to had just turned 18 and she asked if I was from Melbourne. (That's where the "guru" was from) We talked alittle more and I uttered stuff I can't remember before they both left.
Afterwards just standing around with our pack I noticed that the "guru" tried to give me shit. Fuck knows what his prob was but I served it right back, I didn't give a fuck if people pay him to hang out. From here on I refered to him as the douche bag.
Douche bag did some douche laps and did some douche dance on the dance floor douching it up trying to give out advice to my two friends who where interested in what the douche had to say. Douche bag thinks he's good but he's doucheeeeeeeee and then some.
I went for a smoke, downstairs on the outside balcony I see this ugly bird and what looks like her older hotter friend who is a 7.5 I opened with the same survey line.
"I'm having a crap night" replied the older hotness while her ugly friend readied her shut down moves she uses when everyone ignores her to speak to her hotter friends. Her screwface was evident in my peripheral.
The ugly chick said something but I honestly can't remember, it was inconvieniant though and I just ignored it. She interupted regularly but I really can't remember and to be honest that's how she was easily dealt with;
"How could we make this night better for you." I said
"Get rid of you." She said drunkenly smugly
"Haha why would you want to do that when everything I say is gold"
"Oh yeh? What makes everything you say gold"
"Dunno but it says it on my shirt" pointing to my top
She looked at my 10 deep top and said "You just went up ten points."
"Good to know. You ever played shabbadabba ding dong?"
I did the 5 questions drink hustle game on her and won. Twice. She just flatly refused to buy a drink. Fucking cheap ho.
I continued with nothing rolling seeing as it was technically the second time tonight I was doing this. We fluffed about the school they use to go to, it was generally okay and I was confident with nothing phasing my inflappable exterior they just walked off after awhile awkwardly even though they tried to embarrass me but nothing done. Sorry I don't give a fuck.
Just right after a foxy blonde wearing tight denim hip hugging hipsters and a kiss tshirt with a vest had came onto the balcony, she was looking for a smoke and scored one off me. I didn't have a light so she got it off another bloke and came straight back to me. I decided to have another smoke cause cancers all good with me just introduce me to more foxy blondes please.
"Check out my packet of smokes, it's awesome." I said. On my dunhill blues was a picture of a heart bypass surgery and tweezers being held by a surgeon's hand prodding the insides of some poor bastard's stomach. Under it I had written "Mmmmmmmm this is good chinese!!"
"Thanks now I can't have chinese ever again." she smiled
We randomly fluffed and I was starting to find my feet. Unfortunately this lovely 8 was 28 years old and married to some somebody who managed a club up the street. I'm not one to break up anyone's marriage because honestly I have clout and wouldn't want that shit happening to me. No it's not an excuse and who knows if she was or wasn't really married but I'm not going to kill anyones commited relationship it's just bad karma, fuck what the community says. She was a nice girl and we kept on talking randomly. Notorious interjected from outside and said he was leaving to go to the club up the road, douche bag came up with him. The shock horror douche bag decides to work a steal and starts to spit his bullshit on my 28 year old married blonde
"Hey where'd you get the kiss t-shirt?" Said the douche bag through his transformed social mask, he then went on about how he's from a city in the east and fashion this and that on some avenue he walks on where you can get good original stuff. Pffftt. I failed to claim her back once and maybe even a second time hell, he even had me standing silent for a couple moments but I interupted the third time when the subject was about music "Hey do you like arctic monkeys!" I exclaimed.
That was all it took, 28 year old married foxy blonde was mine again and talking with your hero. Mr Pickup 101 instructor douche bag from the east who people pay upwards of 1500 dollars US plus to hang out while he spits his robotic advice was blown out by yours truly who isn't even that good. Bye motherfucker, serves you right. Oh look that's fucking twice? Hahahahahaha oh... and guess who got her number?
zib
So me and Lestat walk up into the spot and I'm already checking all the fly hunnies about and we meet up with Notorious outside and sure enough we see the "guru" talking with a group of girls. The one girl he was talking to was average but she was into him - well it looked solid from where I was standing.
I pinched a light from an old bloke who was to old to be up in the pub but good on him for trying to spread his seed, he starts giving me some for my "Shines like gold" shirt, of course it was nothing and I simply steered this into just general fluff talk (I needed to warm up and lets be honest - I would've massacred him). He's a teacher if ya'll are interested in having the seed sprayed onto your stomach while he cringes in delight. We joked about being up in the hotel looking for the glorious snizz anyways while I'm thinking who is this mad old bloke right there in the club solo up comes a suitable old bird for our old teacher man. Old teacher man works his drunken maggot magic while I just voyeured as he spat his game at someone's mum. Mum does the universal screwface and while I'm standing there also momentarily talking with old teacher man she utters at him regarding me "This is my son..."
I'm like "Uh okay...Hi mum" and instantly wrap my arm around "mum", I'm also talking some random mess and old teacher man is like "Really? You guys mother and son? Nooooooooo...really...?"
"Yes." I reply.
At which point after the awkwardness on his part old teacher man bails. Shame really he should've kept going I wasn't really interfering "mum" gives me a thanks for the interference I illusionally put up so I go "Heyyyy why not him? He was hot! Should've gone him."
"I'm not desperate." she says with a giggly smile
"Aigghhttt"
"Mum" introduces me to her two other old mates rocking a pink sweater and a woolly kmart zig zag vest and the other in comfortable sweats, that's it. Lets just say fuck knows how they got in... :P
I'm warming up discussing how they all think I look younger and I like it like that and Notorious interupts me and introduces me to the "guru". He was a short pencil neck white bloke but I'm still showing love.
"Sup man," I said with pleasentry's.
The four of us went up stairs and the "guru" was already looking out for something to approach. He asked for a sidekick and Notorious obiliged and probably fucked it up for him because they where back pretty quickly and the "guru" was apparently a superstar.
While they where working something I approached two beautiful women by the bar doorway. A 7.5 and a 7.
"Hey can I ask you guys a question this'll take a second...
A little startled while her friend was fingering her mobile she uttered "Ah okay sure..."
"Are you guys having an average night, a better than average night or a shitter than average night?"
"Haha, we just got here so I don't know yet..."
I wasn't prepared for that little contingency because this was the first time I was spitting this shit. I plowed and vibed it alittle more naturally even though I wasn't rolling with nothing. Nevertheless they left, so it didn't hook. :/
Two other hunnies where close to us by the bar and the "guru" opened and got nothing but then reopened when they bought their drinks and stood by a high table. I commend him for that. He was in from what I could see and this time I came in to give him back up. The beautiful 7.5 specimen I was talking to had just turned 18 and she asked if I was from Melbourne. (That's where the "guru" was from) We talked alittle more and I uttered stuff I can't remember before they both left.
Afterwards just standing around with our pack I noticed that the "guru" tried to give me shit. Fuck knows what his prob was but I served it right back, I didn't give a fuck if people pay him to hang out. From here on I refered to him as the douche bag.
Douche bag did some douche laps and did some douche dance on the dance floor douching it up trying to give out advice to my two friends who where interested in what the douche had to say. Douche bag thinks he's good but he's doucheeeeeeeee and then some.
I went for a smoke, downstairs on the outside balcony I see this ugly bird and what looks like her older hotter friend who is a 7.5 I opened with the same survey line.
"I'm having a crap night" replied the older hotness while her ugly friend readied her shut down moves she uses when everyone ignores her to speak to her hotter friends. Her screwface was evident in my peripheral.
The ugly chick said something but I honestly can't remember, it was inconvieniant though and I just ignored it. She interupted regularly but I really can't remember and to be honest that's how she was easily dealt with;
"How could we make this night better for you." I said
"Get rid of you." She said drunkenly smugly
"Haha why would you want to do that when everything I say is gold"
"Oh yeh? What makes everything you say gold"
"Dunno but it says it on my shirt" pointing to my top
She looked at my 10 deep top and said "You just went up ten points."
"Good to know. You ever played shabbadabba ding dong?"
I did the 5 questions drink hustle game on her and won. Twice. She just flatly refused to buy a drink. Fucking cheap ho.
I continued with nothing rolling seeing as it was technically the second time tonight I was doing this. We fluffed about the school they use to go to, it was generally okay and I was confident with nothing phasing my inflappable exterior they just walked off after awhile awkwardly even though they tried to embarrass me but nothing done. Sorry I don't give a fuck.
Just right after a foxy blonde wearing tight denim hip hugging hipsters and a kiss tshirt with a vest had came onto the balcony, she was looking for a smoke and scored one off me. I didn't have a light so she got it off another bloke and came straight back to me. I decided to have another smoke cause cancers all good with me just introduce me to more foxy blondes please.
"Check out my packet of smokes, it's awesome." I said. On my dunhill blues was a picture of a heart bypass surgery and tweezers being held by a surgeon's hand prodding the insides of some poor bastard's stomach. Under it I had written "Mmmmmmmm this is good chinese!!"
"Thanks now I can't have chinese ever again." she smiled
We randomly fluffed and I was starting to find my feet. Unfortunately this lovely 8 was 28 years old and married to some somebody who managed a club up the street. I'm not one to break up anyone's marriage because honestly I have clout and wouldn't want that shit happening to me. No it's not an excuse and who knows if she was or wasn't really married but I'm not going to kill anyones commited relationship it's just bad karma, fuck what the community says. She was a nice girl and we kept on talking randomly. Notorious interjected from outside and said he was leaving to go to the club up the road, douche bag came up with him. The shock horror douche bag decides to work a steal and starts to spit his bullshit on my 28 year old married blonde
"Hey where'd you get the kiss t-shirt?" Said the douche bag through his transformed social mask, he then went on about how he's from a city in the east and fashion this and that on some avenue he walks on where you can get good original stuff. Pffftt. I failed to claim her back once and maybe even a second time hell, he even had me standing silent for a couple moments but I interupted the third time when the subject was about music "Hey do you like arctic monkeys!" I exclaimed.
That was all it took, 28 year old married foxy blonde was mine again and talking with your hero. Mr Pickup 101 instructor douche bag from the east who people pay upwards of 1500 dollars US plus to hang out while he spits his robotic advice was blown out by yours truly who isn't even that good. Bye motherfucker, serves you right. Oh look that's fucking twice? Hahahahahaha oh... and guess who got her number?
zib
Sunday, July 8, 2007
-Last two weeks blow out city
Oi where the fuck have you been?
haha word
Righto
Don't know the dealio but let’s recount what's been happening
In short
Blow out after blow out
I think it's to do with getting access again to bitseduce.com (just too much readily available information), me quitting smoking so I'm all short fused and just general pussiness at not entering sets, but here goes of what I can remember over the past two weeks or so
Week 1 – Hit Thursday at hot little bar with tremendous talent with wing. Both had no balls and didn’t step.
-Casino nightclub: Met up with local PU lair blokes - was an awkward evening. Got opened by a chick with her crew at the bar, she gave me "Wow that looks good, what drink is that?" Couldn't get it off the ground though haha lame. It was a long island ice tea by the way.
-Got blown out by two chicks focused on the pokie machines.
-Didn't open later on the cas floor or in the club. Actually in the club there was a chick with gold boots on I got burnt.
-No hunnies at x bar later went to adjacent x bar where my cousin was the bouncer at the door under his knees his legs don't work so good on him for still being a hard nut out the front. He kinda ignored me but I don't blame him because he had to be customary to some bikie gang members. Now that's social proof - it's either that or they fuck shit up. Inside didn't open nothing except some small flirtage with the barkeep hunni. Got a free drink that’s it.
-Saturday – X-hotel. One chick at bar, went well she had boyfriend though.
-X-city club. It's a blur but opened a hairdresser from somewhere in England who was on holiday, kept it open even though she didn't want any of my time. I reckon I could have got her number.
-Saw an old friend who’s a knob jockey of the highest order. He was with three birds, one was hot - I opened her scammed a free drink which she didn't end up buying. Her mates said don't worry about it. Her short dumpy fat friend interjected pretended not to hear the shit I was speaking. I think I could have closed the hot friend had I had more time.
-Went to x-bar with the emo's in it. I fancy em yeah... so what? Stood in line for ten years, fell in love 3 times didn't open any of them, except a 'Hello' and a quick chat to the second hottest. One of them - the hottest! Was actually being kinoed by an actual disabled retard. How interesting... It's good to be alpha here because all the blokes seriously haven’t let their balls drop yet, saw gold boots again she knew what was up haha, shoulda opened for giggles. Llama again - no birds so held up the post with my back.
Week 2 –Thursday was nuts again but didn’t open.
–Friday, mate couldn't get into usual spot because of his shoes. We've been there previous and he's worn the same shit and never had problems. Went to cas nightclub again, saw the chick that opened me the last week, she was there again. We actually hugged hello like we where long time mates. Could of closed it but her mate dragged her off even though I ran some interference. I must remember to just go for the number 'keys to the vip' style when the distraction comes in, my instincts told me it was so on and I actually hunted for her later that night. Didn't see her again :( On another note cheers to our wing who has been sitting back as of late, he’s coming well out of his shell and was an approach machine not just this night but several nights after. Much props to Notorious.
-Saw a hot blonde by the cas nightclub bar. Could have stepped but staled. Same hoes from last week. Step to an average bird, had it going for a few moments even though she wasn't having it and dealt with the interference of her friend and a couple bloke friends of hers hovering around like "wtf is this dude...". I should no better than to step to average birds anyway. Something else, something else, old school buddy with insecure pack of bloke friends. Hello shakes here and there nothing spesh got old friends sister’s number. No x-bar at swank spot because of shitty weather then went home.
-Saturday went out with my mate’s brother - unusual. Hit usual spot, half hearted approaches, one full one - got her to open up even though she was cold. Tried to give a girl a block of ice cause she rejected me cold haha, she wasn't having that either. Bird with the boyfriend from last week waved me a hello - she looked different. I liked her better with her hair down. Wall flowered it up. Went to next usual, didn't open. Wanted to hit emo joint but wings wanted to bail. Went to swank bar. Didn't go to adjacent swank bar because I didn't feel like getting stabbed. Touch worried for cuzy luckily we didn't go there last night someone got shanked thank you rain. Saw old school buddy with her sister. Got told twice I couldn't get in with the shoes I had on told em "Nah it's all good hey...” It was because I got in haha. Before that tooled some dude in line looking him dead on in the eyes - he shat and actually bailed. Serves him right. Hung out with old school mate and her friends, they good chicks. Saw some Brisbane Lions they killed our eagles on our home ground :( Anyways who gives a fuck that the brissy lions are there and some balding news reader woopdido and what? Didn't open. Shoulda step to this absolutely fine hunni who was drunk and eyeing me, someone else obliged and made out with her instead, serves me right for stalling.
Went home, jerked it - awesome!
What to do? Step more and please no more dog hoes, raise standards. I want to step to a ridiculous bunch of hot girls and some groups with guys in them gotta start working that practise.
-Just got a message from a girl I salvaged which is proof that you should never let up. She's shit testing me by calling me a girl, so I'm asleep right now and I’ll message her tomorrow haha :P
Reading over this, it is not actually that bad. Game on.
zib zib zibba!
haha word
Righto
Don't know the dealio but let’s recount what's been happening
In short
Blow out after blow out
I think it's to do with getting access again to bitseduce.com (just too much readily available information), me quitting smoking so I'm all short fused and just general pussiness at not entering sets, but here goes of what I can remember over the past two weeks or so
Week 1 – Hit Thursday at hot little bar with tremendous talent with wing. Both had no balls and didn’t step.
-Casino nightclub: Met up with local PU lair blokes - was an awkward evening. Got opened by a chick with her crew at the bar, she gave me "Wow that looks good, what drink is that?" Couldn't get it off the ground though haha lame. It was a long island ice tea by the way.
-Got blown out by two chicks focused on the pokie machines.
-Didn't open later on the cas floor or in the club. Actually in the club there was a chick with gold boots on I got burnt.
-No hunnies at x bar later went to adjacent x bar where my cousin was the bouncer at the door under his knees his legs don't work so good on him for still being a hard nut out the front. He kinda ignored me but I don't blame him because he had to be customary to some bikie gang members. Now that's social proof - it's either that or they fuck shit up. Inside didn't open nothing except some small flirtage with the barkeep hunni. Got a free drink that’s it.
-Saturday – X-hotel. One chick at bar, went well she had boyfriend though.
-X-city club. It's a blur but opened a hairdresser from somewhere in England who was on holiday, kept it open even though she didn't want any of my time. I reckon I could have got her number.
-Saw an old friend who’s a knob jockey of the highest order. He was with three birds, one was hot - I opened her scammed a free drink which she didn't end up buying. Her mates said don't worry about it. Her short dumpy fat friend interjected pretended not to hear the shit I was speaking. I think I could have closed the hot friend had I had more time.
-Went to x-bar with the emo's in it. I fancy em yeah... so what? Stood in line for ten years, fell in love 3 times didn't open any of them, except a 'Hello' and a quick chat to the second hottest. One of them - the hottest! Was actually being kinoed by an actual disabled retard. How interesting... It's good to be alpha here because all the blokes seriously haven’t let their balls drop yet, saw gold boots again she knew what was up haha, shoulda opened for giggles. Llama again - no birds so held up the post with my back.
Week 2 –Thursday was nuts again but didn’t open.
–Friday, mate couldn't get into usual spot because of his shoes. We've been there previous and he's worn the same shit and never had problems. Went to cas nightclub again, saw the chick that opened me the last week, she was there again. We actually hugged hello like we where long time mates. Could of closed it but her mate dragged her off even though I ran some interference. I must remember to just go for the number 'keys to the vip' style when the distraction comes in, my instincts told me it was so on and I actually hunted for her later that night. Didn't see her again :( On another note cheers to our wing who has been sitting back as of late, he’s coming well out of his shell and was an approach machine not just this night but several nights after. Much props to Notorious.
-Saw a hot blonde by the cas nightclub bar. Could have stepped but staled. Same hoes from last week. Step to an average bird, had it going for a few moments even though she wasn't having it and dealt with the interference of her friend and a couple bloke friends of hers hovering around like "wtf is this dude...". I should no better than to step to average birds anyway. Something else, something else, old school buddy with insecure pack of bloke friends. Hello shakes here and there nothing spesh got old friends sister’s number. No x-bar at swank spot because of shitty weather then went home.
-Saturday went out with my mate’s brother - unusual. Hit usual spot, half hearted approaches, one full one - got her to open up even though she was cold. Tried to give a girl a block of ice cause she rejected me cold haha, she wasn't having that either. Bird with the boyfriend from last week waved me a hello - she looked different. I liked her better with her hair down. Wall flowered it up. Went to next usual, didn't open. Wanted to hit emo joint but wings wanted to bail. Went to swank bar. Didn't go to adjacent swank bar because I didn't feel like getting stabbed. Touch worried for cuzy luckily we didn't go there last night someone got shanked thank you rain. Saw old school buddy with her sister. Got told twice I couldn't get in with the shoes I had on told em "Nah it's all good hey...” It was because I got in haha. Before that tooled some dude in line looking him dead on in the eyes - he shat and actually bailed. Serves him right. Hung out with old school mate and her friends, they good chicks. Saw some Brisbane Lions they killed our eagles on our home ground :( Anyways who gives a fuck that the brissy lions are there and some balding news reader woopdido and what? Didn't open. Shoulda step to this absolutely fine hunni who was drunk and eyeing me, someone else obliged and made out with her instead, serves me right for stalling.
Went home, jerked it - awesome!
What to do? Step more and please no more dog hoes, raise standards. I want to step to a ridiculous bunch of hot girls and some groups with guys in them gotta start working that practise.
-Just got a message from a girl I salvaged which is proof that you should never let up. She's shit testing me by calling me a girl, so I'm asleep right now and I’ll message her tomorrow haha :P
Reading over this, it is not actually that bad. Game on.
zib zib zibba!
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