-LR Girl from tripping out work crew (28/12/07)

My dick hurts anyway as always let's begin with a tangent.

No actual pick-up's here but a nice display of all of us snaking our way into backstage areas and getting passed guards and shit.

Lestat was kind enough to invite me and Fidelio along to the Divinyl's concert, he's related to the lead guitarist, sick cunt btw. Anyway we go there with stat's whole family and we are this huge 7 person crew and we find out there is like only two tickets for the whole related Lestat family tribe, I'll let stat tell it but basically his family members had to roll up individually and say something like "Hey I'm a (surname) here to grab my uncle's... whose the lead guitarist of the headline band tonight... anyway he left tickets for me, here's my ID that says (surname)"

I was already contemplating jumping the fence because only the three relatives of Lestats fam and Lestat himself where able to get themselves tickets because of the surname. We where at a loss of how to get extra tickets and Lestat's dad had tried talking his way in earlier to some pretty good success (that's how we found out about the tickets under the surname) but he was about to roll home and let us younguns enjoy the show. Then we realised with each ticket there was a backstage pass so those of us who didn't have tickets just affixed this sticker and we walked our little asses in calm as through the staff entry and through this guarded gated area and easy as that we where in and looking all something special because we have these backstage stickers on.

We where all walking around like we owned the joint and we went well backstage behind the gates just waltzing around willy nilly and we got questioned by some bloke and we're just like "Where related excuse me I'm VIP". Me, Fidelio and Stat's brothers friend all decided we where related to the Lestat family tribe to haha.

Saw an awesome concert, I'll let the other blokes let you know what went on after concert early backstage but for me I get stuck outside with some other crew needing stickers again to get backstage, I'm unable to get in and I'm just waiting around with this crew. Everyone's exiting and this fagget security guard rolls up and exercising his toy-copness he's telling us to leave, the fagget actually had police tight leggings on with a stripe down the side I thought they where only a myth complete with those police fuck me boots. In the nick of time we get our hook up and the dude takes all 5 backstage stickers out in front of this toy cop and is about to give them to us and the toy cop snatches all the stickers and says he needs to see his security manager. The toy cop then tells us to see his security manager and I half heartedly listen to this management wank about not passing around backstage passes, I'm already moving off half way through this wank making another play for backstage and take stat's bro's friend with me.

We walk around to the staff entry and there are these two granny's guarding the gate, same ones that stat's dad was working way earlier in the day.

"Hey I'm just going back here, remember me from earlier?"
"Uhh no, do you have a pass? We can't let you in if you don't have a pass"
"Ahh c'mon, you remember us do you guys have to sit here all day? I've seen you lovely girls here all day that's wrong they'd make you just stay here all day whose laptop computer is this? I'll change the roster are your asses numb?"
They both laugh and meanwhile my attention spikes because I can see a backstage sticker just on the floor folded in half and stuck on itself. I'm backing up talking shit to these lovely granny’s and have an "itch" and scoop up this backstage pass and make my way outside the gate trying to pry apart this sticker. I'm halfway there then the granny decides she remembers us and lets us in, fresh...

It's still not over and me and stat's bro's friend have to walk past this line of security guards lining up collecting their pay cheques. I can see the security manager giving out these cheques. Like a fucking ninja, we have to hide behind this media box and wait till his head is turned and when it is, we walk out and I got my hat well covering my head and pretending I'm on the phone I get really in character by actually calling stat and talking shit to him haha

We make it and walk our little asses over to where all the boys are and we're family again. Drinking free piss and smoking in this south Fremantle footy room that says "no smoking" in it and we laugh about how all the jocks will enter a smoke smelling room tomorrow haha, I see all the stage players and I'm in love with Chrissy Amphlett all over again.

Good fucking night
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So I linked back up with the brunette8 from "Tripping out work crew".

I actually really like this girl because she gives back all the cocky shit I throw at her and makes me laugh to so I don't mind calling this one and chatting shit with her well into the night because we verbally buttheads and make one another laugh, keeps me nice and sharp. She was the one I opted not to head out with on the hot ass boxing day. Anyway it's been a long time since we’ve seen each other since library because we both had other shit to do but finally we planned an arvo out at Freo.

That was what I did for the date, walked around Freo and made fun of hippie's. In between that the whole time we're giving each other shit, I actually questioned whether she liked me but I knew deep down she did because each time I lightly squeezed her hand she squeezed back every time (the other times she always msg'd back) so I knew the attraction was there despite what she'd sometimes say, some verbal highlight’s of hers include;

-She told me that many times to "fuck off / shut up"
-"Zib I really think your a great guy but I'm looking for someone who won't have performance anxiety when another guy watches."
-"Ha ha you are such a loser but seriously dont pull any moves on me coz your not getting any love til I think your ok"
-"Goodnight zib its great to have a such a loser like you in my life and I don't even mind anymore that you talk so much shit xoxo"
-"Go fuck yourself your not getting shit off me maybe if you did a proper degree you wouldnt need to borrow my credit card"
-"It doesn't take much to get penis around me when your as fine as me"
-We're at the beach and there is this naked baby with a family and she goes "Oh look zib, a naked baby, that's the only naked person you'll be seeing on this date."
-I'm buying these season DVD’s and it's my first so I make a joke about how I'm popping my buying season DVD virginity and she goes "Oh wow big moment and you guys havent been together long what a slut. lets hope theres no blood" Now I don't know what you guys think, but to me that was comedy fucking golllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld, I coulda married her after that line.

For those that’s interested how I dealt with all this was simple. I just kept the talk coming and kept it on a usual cocky comical vibe. It was mostly all natural but I ain't super human, even when there was a lull in conversation I kept talking shit and eventually a laugh came out. I was able to transform some of her shit moods around by simply doing this (more on this later). I just kept my cool the whole time and didn't flip out no matter how vicious the banter got, chilli fly from be cool couldn't of done it better haha I was still playing sexually risky even though she lost her cool at one point and called me "derogatory" way earlier in the romance.

The reason she's hard with the shit test and was sometimes in a shitty mood was because she has a psycho ex-boyfriend so she needs to see if I'm psycho naturally, and a good way for her I guess is nice and hard deadly banter that's borderline hurtful, I don't blame her. Her psycho ex-boyfriend use to slash her tires, throw furniture, punch and kick her car with her in it scolding her to "takkkkkkkke me baccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!", he use to setup spy camera's and she knew they where there but she got told to "Don't fucking touch them because I need to watch what you're up to.", she'd get stalked at work, he hacked into her mobile phone, called everyone on it and said "tellllllll her to take me backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!", he hacked into her bank account, she and half of her family have a restraining order on him and other general fun loving stalker behaviour. Most normal people would bail after hearing all this baggage and apparently he's huge and voilent as so if I disappear you guys know what's up=P I should probably bail outta my own accord to but you know me though, I ain't normal and I like fucking with alpha males. JJJJJJhhheahhh! =D

Anyway this is technically our first date and we where saying the whole time to each other "Don't get no ideas, no sex for you etc etc" but after Freo I went to her place and the walls to vagina city where still up so we ate, then we went to my place because her DVD player was fucked watched two movies and initially I thought clothes weren't coming off but then it's 3am and she's asleep through the second movie I assumed she's sleeping over and after the film finished she's still up and about quiet as kept we start fondling and that's all she wrote.

The correlation of sex with different people is dope, You really start to notice the differences of how people love it. My ex ex ex used to love me to jack hammer it she loved that, I banged that flight attendant jack hammer style and she was all "What are you doing fuck me slower?" then she asked me to rub my cum in her like body lotion (dope!), the Freo chick was a trooper willing and up for anything real pleaser (dope!) and brunette8 was so prissy she didn't want to suck dick or me to go down on her but she fucking came like no other, seriously I was chopping her for like two minutes and she's spoogeing all over my cock out cold guy style then she'd want it again, no joke I lost fucking count the amount of times she came she was loud as fuck and screaming my name like a banshee (dope!), digging her nails into my back asking for doggy I'm pulling her hair shes cumming all over again several times it was so fucking sexy that I can't believe my best didn't have head involved noisiest root I’ve had. Very fucking sexy sexy sexy

We fucked twice from 3 to 7 with a rest break inbetween there somewhere.

At ten I'm taking her home and my 40 yr old boarder room mate from the Philippines is smiling laughing his ass off may of woke him…

Dope

-LR Freo chick from "Danny ain't only" preview (26/12/07)

Tis day before christmas I was hanging out with the freo hunnie at her joint. I had a date with her and what I did for it was driving. That was it, driving.

"Hey I gotta buy xmas presents, do you wanna go driving?":D

Basically I fetched her from fucking woop woop and we went down to her local shopping mall and bought presents and shit - that was the date. She was fucking well fetching too I was surprised, she has an amazing face profile bodie's so so but the face is what really matters and she was looking well fresh in the day.

For what I used I went in with nothing except just basic teasing and running mouth constantly just vibing. I knew it was on because I was resting hand on inner thigh all throughout the driving around and she wasn't really making an effort to pull her dress down as it casually rose and crept up in the passenger seat, it was fucking sexy mate tell you what.

Anyway we drove from Armadale to Swan Valley and back again, was a mission and basically I was comfortably just vibing the whole time. Ala's we didn't have sex when we got back to her house, her whole family with relatives where over for a chrissy dinner and basically they're all around surrounding me sizing me up - it was intense. Remembered ol'Fidelio at the "Danny ain't only champ" house and basically was laid back, good posture and totally unreactive to idle shit talk that came my way the fam was saying, I don't even remember any of what they said haha

Then I got Mum on side by doing the small amount of dishes after our arvo snack, just like that the mother hen had let me pass and the rest of the fam followed suit, then got in her room and fondled, realised we where being to loud and I didn't want to be around for the big family shin dig even though they where offering a nice hearty dinner.

There is no where else to go and we basically hop in the front yard and I got my hands in her skirt and her uncle come's driving around the corner I decide it's probably not a good idea to fuck her on her front yard lawn in broad day light, but only just.

Cancelled a different date on boxing day and decided to invite her over instead because we already had that good day out rapport (side note: I don't do first dates or whatever you call it on hot as fuck days, it's better to just wait. I learnt that mistake and lost a fine hunnie way back when I decided to proceed with a day out in 40 degree heat, needless to say I couldn't be fucked talking let alone being entertainment for a girl even though she was a beautiful hunnie babie and now that's totally gone oops haha)

She drove down to my joint, we talked shit for like 2 seconds and then we molested each other, rested and tried to get our bearings back and watch a movie for like 2 minutes then banged away.

Meanwhile I'm taking these breaks to walk out of my room to message another girl.

"Hey there is no condoms in here..." I said "I need to go out my room and grab them and I'll be back" here I am girl in the room naked and I'm gaming away on someone else with the mobile in the kitchen. It was comedy beautiful and I used various excuses to get out the room from basically I need to go toilet to need tissues etc etc

The sex was great and she had a tongue ring which was very dope. She said she likes watching porn and wants to trade with me and this is a girl who when I was first talking to said "Look I'm not going to have sex with you for a good couple of dates okay.."

btw I did and organised all this beforehand over SMS including asking her to come out, fuck what you've heard I got no time to talk shit on the phone.

Dope

-LR: Danny ain't the only champ (16.12.07)

Me and Fidelio went to a somewhat local joint to watch the Danny Green fight, afterwards we went to the Brisbane where we had quite an adventure. But before we start this episode here's a small preview of freo Saturday 15th night:D

Leedy was dead so we went to Metro's freo and thankfully it was packed off the hook, opened pretty well after a shaky start but I knew I had it in me after Friday's work do;

I like this one cos I've been trying to work the shock and awe style more and I think I'm starting to get a handle on it. She really did have a banging face and rack so it felt good telling her straight like this

So I open
"Hey do you reckon it's alright for a girl to smack the shit out of the bf jus cos she see's him talkin with another girl?"
"Umm well..."
"(usual follow up then abruptly stop and go) You know what I can't even talk to you and I forgot what I'm saying because I keep staring at you're beautiful face, do you know you're so fucking beautiful?"
"Hehe thanks...:D"
"Baby, I like your style, everyone’s like a carbon copy all fake like looking the same but you're all smoove as up in here with your original shit. Those stockings are really sexy on you, Just so you know I'm undressing you with my eye's. And I'm holding myself back from jumping you."
"I have a tongue ring, see look..." she says as she points her tongue out at me
"Are you trying to seduce me? Because it's working, I like your mole studs on your lip too, real stylish" Now I gather I may be going abit too far so I say "...Can I have a look at the underside of your lip, I just wanna see how it all works under there?" She flips her top lip back and I'm staring at veiny pink with two metal rivets covered in plastic.
"Cool" I say "So the plastic helps like not scrap your gums and that, that's sexy, give me a hug I'm just gonna drop my hands for a moment and brush your ass because I'm crafty like that"
"Hehe" She comes in with the hug and I cop a good feel.

We talk about how she’s a makeup artist and how I airbrush skanks for a living at the mo. I give her 4 questions and I'm able to pick out that she never likes guys first, she's the type where guys grow on her than she ends up liking them. She can't believe I know this plus I picked out she loves the water but at the same time she’s scared of it. I like 4 questions because it's underrated and every man and their dog is doing the cube. Yet 4 questions is so much easier to set up... anyway I get the number and what's interesting is she never ends up leaving until I say "K I gotta get back to mates now" ten years later. Btw in this group, was working the tag team nice with Fidelio here and he ended up getting the librarian looking friend, she was dope too.

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So it's Sunday night and I want to watch the Green fight so me and Fidelio roll down to the Paddo, actually some nice talent around yay :D But we go to Brisbane after the fight after gorging out at macca's.

Fidelio open's a bird and I get introduced and sea gulled then slink off to the side and let him work it, she was sassing it up from the get go. In come's her two friends which is great because I'm looking like a tool and there is only so long you can pretend you're msging someone on your phone haha.

I'm giving it the natural treatment and she asks if I'm gay (yes, I'm a lesbian) and telling me I'm so young (good genes) trying to suss out what I do I say "Well you know how you're really gawjus right? Then you go to FHM or Ralph and you ask for your picture taken, I'm the guy that comes in after and airbrushes your rolls away." This is a nice little neg I came up with because I give them an over the top outright compliment then tell them they have rolls or horrible tissue scars - I'm sure you boys can see how it works.

I'm telling her nothing really about me but I find out she's divorced and a flight attendant emergency trainer for other flight attendants, she's like the go to girl for this - pretty dope if you ask me, people you meet eh..

Some how this comes up in convo and she challenges me and says "You don't know me from a bar of soap."
"Well actually... (4 questions - With shortened reply) You’re complete with what you've achieved yet you're one of those people who wants to go through a lot of experiences, you're basically the type of person who gets one of those '101 things before you die books' and goes through ticking them off, your also an environmentalist, whose loyal to your friends yet you're prone to being mean to them sometimes and lashing out but you do feel guilty about it the next day oh and you are comfortable with your sexuality, you think you're pretty good and you take control in the bedroom and when you see a guy you like you have no problem jumping him."
"How the fuck do you know all this!"

Anyways Brisbane shuts and everyone has to leave, we meet up with them outside. I tease her alittle more and we make out (I honestly didn't expect this because she went on and on about my youngism and how she’s divorced etc). Fidelio is doing this "I'm cool as fuck thing" and honestly it really is cool as fuck haha. Anyways the gorgeous hunny babies are saying "Fidelio I like you, but you're attidude rah rah rah" and this went on well into the night right before I made my girl buy me some smokes and she bought the wrong kind so I told her to go back inside and exchange the smokes for the smokes I really wanted haha then the girls went back inside the peto station bought pre-mixes and Fidelio's bird wanted to get pinned by him right there in the Caltex toilet the dirtbag:P

They all come back out I make out alittle more talking shit and we deal with a small other bloke problem and hop in the car to there joint.

We're sitting around this outdoorsy table and the convo is basically "Fidelio I like you, but your attitude rah rah rah" fucking going on and on for a good hour odd and my chick is doing this shit, meanwhile none of it is touching Fidelio, it’s like he’s talking about tea and shit! At the same time flight girl is interjecting with "Fuck zibb you're hot I want to molest you!"
"Cool, I spose...:|"
This interjection just builds and builds and at one point she brings me inside so we can "get the drinks". In her bedroom I lick her out for a couple minutes so I guess I got my drink...:D
We go outside and attempt to have a convo again as a group but now flight attendant girl is straddling me and lets me open her top and suck on her titties right there. This hunny baby really does go for it! I thought I was just talking shit on 4 questions but hooray right? :D I tell her “Maybe we shouldn’t do this here” and she goes “I don’t care it’s my house.”

Fidelio and his girl grab the drinks now and I end up in the hammock with flight girl and basically fingering & fondling away to my hearts content on an uncomfortable hammock pinned narrowly. Fidelio and his hunny baby walk out and mine’s got her top unbuttoned and her fly down and makes a half hearted slow effort to button it all back up when they walk out, I take her inside and we continue on the couch before finally getting naked in her room.

She's really into it moaning like hell, telling me she loves me like hell, how it's so good to feel skin on skin and basically she's a touch too chatty and a bit hippy but we stay in there the whole night chatting in bed (she has a deep fascination with being taken hostage on the plane), fucking then resting abit in a cycle that goes to 3am and I gotta get to work at 6. One hilight at one point I blam it all, all over her stomach and she tells me she wants me to smear it in like lotion because she really likes it, I'm all like "Alright cool..."

I hop outside and see Fidelio with his birds skirt up in the hammock, he's been fingering & fondling away also and on the drive home he tells me his girl went out tonight while her boyfriend stayed at home looking after his mother who is dying of cancer. I mean how the fuck am I spose to find a wife with wrong shit like that happening :/

People you meet eh...

p.s. - I mean for example that chick from the Friday night wants me to bang her while her boyfriend will watch in the corner, me fucking her and shit... I mean wtf haha!

Dope

-14/11/07 Tripping out the work crew and hooking up a friend

WARNING -this is long.

On Fri (14-12-07) found out I was suppose to hit a work jam. This was a surprise to me because I'd only been there since Wednesday, all good with me and I got bonus money for fuck all haha

lLittle bonus ere...

So there is like 20 of us, all guys and where warming up at the local beer joint. Fast forward to the night out. We warm up alittle more at the pub next to the library. There is some faggot outside and he's drunk off his hole and this joker decides he wants to fuck with me, you know me the peacocking with the different shoes on and that pink shirt with the naked power ranger ya'll have seen it (I was getting shit earlier from the workmates earlier today for it haha) anyways this guy goes;

Fag: Oi man, this guy just broke up with his gf and he's already chatting up chicks, isn't that fucked up?
Me: No, I'm fine with it, he's moving on
Fag:What the fuck? Where are you from bitch!
Me:What?
Fag: I said where are you from bitch!
Me: (calm) What are ya? A bitch, how long you been a bitch?
Fag: What'd you call me?

This faggot steps up to me close thinking ill fold cos I got all this stylish shit on.

Me: I called you a fucking BITCH.

Looking him dead in the eye I puff on my cigg and blow it in the cunt's face.

Fag: I like you man, you got heart. I never would of known and I underestimated you sorry for calling you a bitch.
Me: Fucking right, now move the fuck away from me.

He fucks off. Whose folding now bitch haha.

Rightio in the library

On the top floor with all the work crew and all 20 odd blokes are holding up the wall after earlier alot of them where talking shit about how they are the mack, bless em...

It's early and no ones really inside and these two girls come walking by the bar, all the boys are freezed up and 40 eye's are burning holes into these two girls. I open...

It goes okay and they where laughing I'm only warming up. The boys looking from a distance are going "Haha what the fuckkkkkk! You sick cunttttttttt WOO!!". We know just cos you're in set for awhile it don't mean shit and it could not be going as well. The boys have no idea bless em...

Another girl comes walking up 5 minutes later and I open her. The boys are like "Holy shit! Again! Phwoaaaaaar!!". This one goes much better and I'm bringing the touch up rubbing her arm, hand on the waist and we're hugging and she's laughing and shit, probably should of gone for the number I reckon I would of got it but I figured Id get it later, the attraction was there, club was still really empty and it is a small joint - this was a mistake because I didn't end up seeing her again that night haha.

Back at the bar I'm getting; "You're insane! WTF!" one of the blokes is on a pill and he goes "Oi man, you're psycho! How do you do that, you're tripping me out mannnnn!"

Keep in mind I've only stepped to two groups so far haha

Another group comes with 2 girls and I open running the same lines, this goes well but they are dragged away though later by friends. I'm thinking I can reopen later. This time around I'm starting to get stragglers from the 20 odd work mates and they are hanging off me following me around and shit. In particular my now new french friend, awesome bloke btw;

In his french accent he says "Hey do you do that man?"
"Well which girl do you like?"
"De blond over there is really bootiful..."
"Cool I'll take the brunette, okay you ready here goes..."

I tap the blonde and the brunette on the shoulder. They are currently being chatted up by two other random dudes.

I motion them to come over with my hand, the brunette comes waltzing over I see that my workmate is shitting his pants with AA.

I tell the brunette whose an 8, to talk to my friend frenchie. Frenchie is staccato with the chat but he's got baseline interest with the french accent. The brunette close up is fucking tight!(hot) btw and I make a mental note that she waltz'd over so basically it's pretty much over and she's mine yay yay:P

The blonde is still standing with the dudes but she's looking over our way now because her mate is with us, I motion her over cocky like with my hand again because I know she'll eventually come over cos of the mate, but she's being standoffish giving me the screw face she says from a distance with a screwface;
"That doesn't work for me":/

I smirk and shrug give an obvious fake sigh and walk up to her and place my hand on her arm "Okay now I'm here was that difficult?". I pull her over to the group and she' still armed with the screwface, good little test for frenchie haha I ask for her name and say "Hey Frenchie, this is my friend ---, hey --- this is Frenchie! He's awesome" I push the blonde toward frenchie and grab me the brunette, she tells me she likes my style, my gear is another wing but we don't end up chatting for long I can't even remember but by this time I was on a roll and didn't use routines. I'm noticing alot of girls and groups checking me out now and somehow I end up talking to someone else. Later I see the three of standing down by the booths. Frenchie is only chatting to the blonde, he's basically in love. The brunette is standing there alone. I’m feeling generous and I tell one of my workmate's "Oi man Frenchie needs a wing, you should go talk to her!"
"Nah can't got a missus..."
Well oh well haha...I go to the booth area and say "Hey I'm zibb, what's your name?"
"Hi I'm ---"

We actually get along really well and I find out she's into fashion, subi, dressing up, likes looking flash and classing it up and I'm definately down with that and our faces are hovering close to each other and there is alot of touchy feely, so we're getting on really well, so well I decide it's time for me to get a drink.

I come back and the three of them are in the booths now. The two girls are on one side and Frenchie by himself on the other, I sit next to Frenchie and there is this fucking gay little table between us so I say
"Hey this is gay" and I grab the blonde girls hand pulling her up gently saying "Let's swap places", this move is money and me and the brunette are back where we left off chatting about stylish random shit. Meanwhile Frenchie is searching for words and I notice that the blonde is letting her foot jut my leg and stay there,
"Let's go dance!" The brunette says
She drags me from the booth and I decide before we hit the floor I want another drink. The blonde and Frenchie follow us to the bar, then the girls talk with one another and the blonde says to us both "Hey do you want to come with us to the deen?"
Frenchie goes 'AWW YEAH WEE WEE! THAT WOULD BE REALLIEE GOOOD YAH?!!!" and I go "Aw I dunno...I spose...". The girls decide they want to go to the loo before we hit the library dance floor and I go "I know what this means" and the brunette goes "No no, we actually need to hit the toilet"
"Prove it, let me pinch your number"
"Okay "

The brunette gives me the math and then gives me her phone and tells me to put my number in her phone, now I know they'll be back.

While they're gone Frenchie is all "Did you get her numba??! I want the blonde girls numba!"
"Did you ask for it?"
"Umm.."
"It's cool just ask for it when they come back"
"Wee hav to wait here for dem! To make sure ley come back"
"Nah man, that's not cool let's talk to other girls"
"But I duhnot want any other girl, that (blonde) is sooooo bootiful"
"Well it's not cool to wait anyway haha, c'mon let's go hang with the workcrew"

I see my boss shining his heavy duty green laser pointer on some girls tits and ass, I think this is really fresh.

I come back a good couple minutes later and Frenchie is there with the blonde, brunette is just hanging out then see's me and we hug "I thought I lost ya" she says and we hit the dance floor. We take random snaps, me and the brunette slink off soon after cuddling really close and the kiss ensues. Meanwhile poor Frenchie and the blonde are standing next to each other and it's clear she ain't into him. We then all head off to the deen.

At the deen me and the brunette make out some more while the blonde and frenchie just stand there. Now the brunette is helping me out and she's pushing her friend onto frenchie and the brunette says to frenchie
"Hey do you want her number?"
Frenchie is "Umm..."
"Give me your phone"

She types the blondes number into his phone and then keeps pushing her friend onto frenchie, man I so wanted him to get it and in the nightclub I wanted to tell him what to do but GIVING OUT UNASKED ADVICE JUST DEMORALISES A PERSON.

The brunette tells me that she wants to and she thinks frenchie is cute but he's just abit to drunk...

Anyway it leads to the blonde eventually saying "Hey we need to go the bathroom" and stealing my brunette I know the numbers solid so it's all good just no tonight action :D

I later found out they went back to the library.

Frenchie is pissed off and cursing in his native tongue. I'm taking him home now in the car and he's telling me how he messaged her a couple of times in the deen after they left bless him..he's telling me how he really lilkes her and that's awesome, I tell him to just chill and try msg/call Sunday/Monday.

It's next day Saturday now and I get this message "Hey u wil not trus me but im here in mcdonlds and (blonde) is with me"

Dope.

-24/11/07 Pickup without speaking

Rightio been awhile so I'll type what I can remember.

Was up in "Church", good joint little bit to small and the crowd was alittle too sporadic but still all good.

Rolled with Meteor and his crew and met up with Imagine, good bloke

So we're all in this intimate room and I'm bumbling my way through this group of girls haha, did it a couple more times yay yay

Me, Imagine and Meteor played keys to the vip, it was fucking fresh too btw. Well recommended, I could almost hear the theme music blazing away in my head and my shit started running smoother.

fast forward, fast forward...

Got the 6.5 named ---, Meteor was grouped with, her friend was well hotter though and she had a beautiful rack:D Good job for stepping and claiming that Meteor she was exceptionally gawjus, I can't be fucked msg dancing with the other chica, nice girl though

I got lost for abit and actually ended up hanging out with this new football draftee) he slapped my ass so I was down with that haha. We where on raise a fist up in the air terms when you see one another after that

Played key's to the vip some more with Meteor, after he got "Pickup without speaking" he decided to give it to me

Upstairs I see this blonde fine feline, whip out my phone and type "Hey, your cute - I lost my voice but you're sexy" she smiles and goes "Umm thanks hehe...but what do you want me to do?"

She didn't stick around as I was typing my rebuttal - downstairs, I try it again;

"Hey u r cute, but i lost voice, so wats up baby cakes=D"

She laughs and smiles, as stupid as this is I realise this stupid move is actually pretty original and she was into it.

Like a fuckin court room clerk I retype real fast new insane shit that went like;

"Its tru 4 real so hi"

She's like "Hi, I'm ---"

Anyways I'm plugging away on my phone again this reply and she's coming back through the walkway with her mates; she happens to be friends with one of my friends whom I'd been talking to earlier that night and he's all "HEY MAN!! Sup!"
But I couldn't talk this time around and shit and he didn't know that I was doing this "Ooooh gotta sore throat thing can't talk", so I speak under my breath "hey.." and simultaneously give the girl my phone and it says;

"Id so do this if i could talk normally, like better, but can i just skip to the part where I get your num?"

She smiles and gives me the math

Later she goes up to my friend and my friend goes and tells me "Hey my friend think's your hot"

I type in my phone "derrr" and waltz off

I only msg'd her last night haha (been busy) no reply, plus her friend saw me getting really close to my friends sister, but little does she know I wouldn't hit my friends sister, we where actually just chatting after I opened the group of girls and she happened to be one of them, I didn't realise until later

Only a 3 number haul but let's keep it goin. Oh I also made out with someone I can't remember then later that night I was in the toilet getting my bearings and the bouncer decided it was time to go

Good times, yeoww!

SHOCK and AWE: Fool's Mate Game by Ciaran of Real Social Dynamics

A Great article.... taken from http://rsdnation.com/showthread.php?t=11273

There's a myth in this underground world we inhabit that if you sleep with a girl within minutes of meeting her, that's not solid game.

On the one hand, I agree.

If you fluke out once in a while and find some random chick who's just looking to get laid, that's not you - that's just luck.

Some guys will harp on about how great they are at getting girls because it happens to them once in a blue moon.

I speak from experience. I too was once a deluded chode.

HOWEVER.

What if it's not every once in a while?

What if you can pull chicks in minutes, consistently. And not munters (US translation: warpigs) mind. What if you can consistently pull stunning girls, rapidly?

Is that solid game?

In this article I will sketch out a detailed map of how to pull off "Fool's Mate" pickups with consistency and panache.

Are you sitting comfortably?

Then I'll begin.

The Best Natural I Ever Met

When I decided that I was going to get good with women, I was broke. I had no money, and I had no friends.

I'd gotten fired from my fancy job in the sandstone maze of London's Square Mile, and I was in debt. I moved to Edinburgh because I couldn't afford London rent, and I slept on my sister's couch until I found a job.

The job I found was bartending. It was good, easy work. After the nightmarish stress of the financial sector, it felt like heaven.

Besides, it also meant that I'd be talking to lots of girls.

That was good, but the real benefit I got from taking that job was a guy called Andy.

I thank God every day that my path crossed with Andy's.

Andy was amazing.

He was just jaw-dropping. He wasn't ugly, but he wasn't particularly good looking. He was an engineering student who worked in a bar.

I have never seen a man pull that well.

We became friends, and as I worked at approaching and approaching, I started to improve.

Ultimately though, it was Andy that made me great.

You see, I'd fucked around with 'indirect' game, but found it weak, pointless, unnatural. Direct game was different. Powerful, exciting, real. I found my results getting better and better.

But I was nothing compared to Andy.

You see, Andy didn't date. Ever. He didn't date, he didn't buy girls drinks, he didn't call them, he NEVER took phone numbers.

At the age of 21, he'd already slept with over 150 women.

Engineering student.

Bartender.

Andy's Secret - Reverse Engineered

One day I asked him a question. I'd just gotten shit-tested in a massive way by this hot Swedish chick, and completely crashed out.

I ran the test by Andy. It was this:

"You just want to fuck me, don't you?"

I offered several responses - Play it hard to get. Play it cocky. Play it sweet.

Andy just laughed at me. Then he said this:

"You know what I'd have said? I'd have said - Fuck yeah. I'll fuck you in every hole you've got."

He said it with a beaming grin on his face, laughing as he said it. Not joking as he said it, mind - that's important. Laughing, but not joking.

I thought about this for a time, then I began to use it. Not his line, but his attitude.

Amazingly, it worked. Even while I was testing this shit out, I'd rarely get blown out. And my results skyrocketed.

Toward the end of my singledom, before I met my beautiful girlfriend, I would walk out of the house alone, walk into the first busy bar I saw, walk up to the hottest chick in the room, pull her, take her home and fuck her.

I would do this consistently, without getting blown out. One approach per night. 100% success.

Believe me or don't, I don't care. It is true. I used to do it to show off to all my friends.

In the end, even Andy couldn't match me.

SHOCK and AWE

What I am about to tell you is real. I've been sitting on this for a while, because I've been in a relationship and I've been off the forums for a while.

Joining RSD's brought me back, but I recently remembered that I never posted about this on any of the major forums.

For all intents and purposes gentlemen, this is hot off the press.

Essentially, it's fool's mate game.

It's a way of getting a Fool's Mate - that is to say, a rapid seduction that takes minutes and not hours.

This was always something of a holy grail to me - I saw naturals pull consistent same night lays, and I knew that I would do that too.

I hated phone game - still do. I'm shit at it. I'm rubbish on the phone because one day after calling through 25 numbers I'd collected one afternoon and getting nothing, I decided I'd never take another phone number, no matter HOW PROMISING it seemed to be.

Same night, or nothing. That was my training rule.

Besides, I was always curious about the 'GM method'. Most of you probably have no idea what I'm talking about, but basically way back in the day there was a PUA who claimed to have cracked the Fool's Mate Code.

His 'style' was, he said, extremely 'advanced' and 'high risk'.

As such, it never caught on.

SHOCK and AWE is not high risk. It sounds like it is, but it's really not - and I'll explain why in a moment.

It's not even advanced. I'd call it intermediate. If you can open, and you can get attraction, and you can chill out and chat with a chick and not get weird - you can do this.

It is not a quick fix solution for hopeless newbies.

Sorry.

If you're having problems stringing a sentence together, if your body language sucks, if you have shit VOICE PROJECTION (this, as Jeffy points out, is crucial to all game) - this will not work.

However, if you're plateauing somewhere in the intermediate stages, (or if you just hate getting phone numbers like I do) this might be EXACTLY what you need.

I never felt that GM method, or any other Fool's Mate method were very well explained.

Hardcore insta-pickups seem always to be written as very high-risk things for, well, Grand Masters.

I wanted to provide something much simpler, something easier that is devastatingly effective and instantly useable.

So here it is, gentlemen. Shock and Awe.

It's All So Simple

A good friend of mine once asked, regarding pickup - "why isn't this easy."

The answer is, as he pointed out, that it is easy. We just make it complex.

Shock and Awe is, very simply, something I developed out of SOIing too much when I was closing a chick down so I could kiss her/grab her and leave/whatever.

I developed a very specific kind of SOI (statement of intent) that covers your back socially while allowing you to come out with the most outrageous stuff - stuff that gets her very horny, very fast.

I'd use principles from this to sex up the vibe of a conversation with a chick if it was getting dull. The point is though, you don't need to do that.

I realised that you can open with it. You can open, and then drop straight into a continual SOI loop and close a chick straight down very fast. It's a kind of vibe, you can feel when you've hit it because it's electric. You can just go ape from the outset and drive her crazy, then take her home.

The Mechanics Of Fool's Mate Game

This is a very basic sketch of Shock and Awe.

Basically, being open about your desire and BLAMING THE CHICK for being hot is fucking dynamite.

Toward the end of my pickup rampage I had developed a whole new kind of game around doing just this one thing.

I called it Shock and Awe, because it is shocking, awesome, and if you nail it you can pull a chick extremely quickly. It's mental. I love it. I stopped doing it for a while because it got boring.

No, really.

The final thing to understand before we get to the nitty gritty of what to do is this:

The SOIs you use in Shock and Awe aren't really SOIs as such.

You're not making a "Statement of Interest." You're not making a "Statement Of Intent."

You're stating your DESIRE.

This is a whole 'nuther level of important. There's not "I intend to sleep with you" or "I am interested in you". This is you talking about your DESIRE alone. That is all. How hot she is. How sexy she is. How awesome her body is.

Just pure sex, right from the outset.

Enough Fucking Foreplay - Here It Is

To map the basic structure of Shock and Awe it would be

1) Approach with an SOI, then SOI stack, blaming her hotness for your actions.

Make sure they are creative and funky SOIs. Think of it like jazz. SOI jazz. Free form, just go for it. Say anything. It's not important. What is important is that you blame her for being hot. Say something like

"Excuse me, but what? What do you want? Do you want me to just walk on by? I mean, you're absolutely stunning. Do you want me to just pretend like that doesn't effect me? I mean, how? I'm just some guy. I can't turn it off. What are you trying to do to me, woman?" etc....

2) Always be escalating physically, always always always.

Blame her for the fact you can't keep your hands off her. Act like you're trying to keep your hands of her and you just can't. Blame her more. Ask her why she's doing this to you. Physically fight your urge to touch her, and make this conflict OBVIOUS. You are a wild animal STRAINING against a tight fucking leash. You're in control... but BARELY.

Don't fake this. Really get into this headspace. Ozzie's recent post on the Wild Man is EXACTLY what you need to do here.

3) Express desire, do this relentlessly and blame her for it.

Tell her you deserve a gold star for effort for not jumping all over her. Keep it funny, but make sure the vibe is highly erotic. Remember - LAUGHING, NOT JOKING. Tell her that if she doesn't stop being hot you're not going be held responsible. Tell her to eat a load of pies, and gain 5 stone so you can connect with her personality without wanting to tear all her clothes off.

4) If you push it too far, apologise for the disrespect and not the action.

Genuinely apologise. Really. Actually do this and FUCKING MEAN IT. But remember - ONLY apologise for the DISRESPECT. NEVER apologise for the ACTION/SOI/KINO. Then tell her you did it because she's really hot. Blame her for being hot. Tell her she should wear a bag over her head so you can have a normal conversation with her.

5) Go to step 2.

You can basically do this until she breaks. It's great.

Just remember guys, use a condom.

Are You Serious? Is It Really That Simple?

Honest to God, have consistently pulled hot chicks with this. It's not infallible, but it's hilarious and it blows through all the crap.

Can I Do This In A Group Of Girls?

Yup. It's a different ball game though.

Group Shock and Awe.

S+A the entire group as an opener and then drop into a highly charged comfort phase.

This is actually really easy.

This is also how you NEUTALIZE ALL RISK associated with being so extreme.

You just say something like "No - no, this is ridiculous. I'm going to find out who you are. You can't do this to me. I have depth. Tell me about yourself."

And then they do (either that or they demand to know who you are, but it's all in good fun) and boom, you're chatting. It acts like an explosive, funny, charming group opener.

They usually then fight it out amongst themselves for who gets to fuck you, or you can hit on one especially if you like her.

Do I Need Lots Of Isolation?

Isolation? Sure, you need it, but you don't need much, especially in a club or a bar.

Normal rules apply - I wouldn't go for the kill on a chick in a seated set, just set the vibe then chill back, stay in contention and wait for an opening.

If it's a loud club, you can claw a chick close to you for isolation, or just lean in.

Basically, you don't need to be slavish about this. A few feet of distance will do it. Remember - SHOCK and AWE. As soon as you start you kick off this electric vibe.

It's all about the vibe, about magnifying the vibe.

And the vibe is generated from the fact that she's so sexy she's breaking you down, but you're resisting. That's where the tension comes from.

How Important Is It To Blame The Chick For Your Extreme Actions?

This is the heart of it. You are talking direct, but you're blaming her hottness for your directness.

As such, it's like two different levels of compliment, both of which are highly unusual and extremely difficult to resist.

You're basically telling her it's totally out of character for you to behave like this and you're fighting it, but you're really, really struggling.

This isn't an academic issue. This frame is how you avoid ASD when going for a Fool's Mate. The frame is, she is breaking down your resolve with her hotness. This is massive. Why?

Because it defuses so many negative things.

First off, her ASD can't really kick in. Why not? Because she's not doing anything, and neither are you. You're just complimenting her. No girl is going to walk away from someone just because he says she's hot, not unless she's a nutter.

Secondly, it's a female fantasy. She's the femme fatale, destroying your resistance. The more fight you put up, the more resistance to her you express, and the more you lose this battle, the more she feels sexy.

You Say I Should Kino Escalate - How?

Look - you've gotta be savvy with it, but anyone who's good with girls will tell you that you can get very tactile very quickly as long as you aren't being weird.

Don't paw her. Slide your fingertips along her arms. Take her hand in yours, really, really lightly (this is killer). Glide your hands on her skin. Hardly touch her at all. Even move your hands toward her waist then pull them back as if dragging them back against resistance (don't be weird, it's all kinda tongue in cheek) and then give up. Then pull them back again. Then berate her more for being hot.

Should You Do This After A Normal Opener?

I don't know what a normal opener is. I usually rock up and say hi, then blurt out something and play it by ear.

Don't You Need Zen-Master Levels Of Calibration?

No. You just have to be "not completely shit."

Look - fair enough, calibration is important, but calibration does not mean hesitation. You should be leading the encounter. Lead it. It goes where you go. You're the man.

Won't This Break Too Many Social Rules?

That's WHY it works.

Yes - seriously.

The fact that you blame her means that she has to justify it as not being her fault.

But how can she do that? Is she going to say "I'm not that hot?"

No. She is a woman. She will, instead, love it.

It's a female fantasy, she's annihilating you with her looks alone. You're resisting but she's breaking you down.

They love it. Seriously, it's great.

Do I Have To Go For Broke Every Time I Use This?

No. You can drop out of it any time with the line I gave you earlier

Also, this doesn't have to be used as such a high-octane thing.

Try dropping a little of it in here and there. See what happens. Learn to calibrate it. The vibe you want is half sexy mocking, half pure sex.

It is all about that vibe.

You can tell when you're good to go in for a kiss because she'll start darting in toward your lips then veering off, pretending it was by accident.

I call this "The Dive."

When you see this, grab her by the back of the neck and kiss the shit out of her.

So Are You Saying I Can Just Do This?

Yup.

It's amazing how well this attitude defuses all the negative things about being really direct with girls.

And once you've defused them, boom - you can basically cut through all the tactics and just blast her with desire until she breaks.

What If I Run Out Of Things To Say?

A big part of this is about getting creative with your compliments. I don't want to give too many actual examples of stuff, mainly because the stuff you say doesn't have to be da vinci.

This is NOT a routine-based method.

It is a direct method, a way of cultivating an attitude of non-weird, engaging, sexual expression. You can do it high octane and go for the Fool's Mate, or you can do it low-octane and just drop Shock and Awe SOI's in as and when in the context of chatting up a lovely young lady.

Sometimes you can strip it right down and say "You're really hot" to a girl, but in a kind of bolshy, accusing tone, almost like you're affronted by that fact. Like it's unfair, or out of context, or like she's just doing it to piss you off.

That works too.

Another one that I came up with that I thought was great (and makes a brilliant opener) is when I'm talking to a chick, to just look at her boobs, look back at her eyes, and then in my best Hugh Grantish voice say "I'm terribly sorry, I just totally checked you out."

They'll usually laugh and say "that's ok." or something. Then you can drop straight into S+A and say "It's your fault. You're totally stunning. I'm just some guy. I can't stand up to this kind of artillery."

I love saying that. The artillery thing. It's almost my trademark. Never got a bad reaction, ever. Not once.

So I've Just Got To Be Funny?

NO.

This is not a set of jokes.

It is a flow, a constant flow of jazz where the one thing goes into the other.

Occasionally the girl will coquettishly say "I'm sorry" when you blame her for being hot, to which you can blast back with "You're not sorry at all." And then she'll usually giggle. Bless.

WARNING - GET YOUR INNER GAME SORTED OUT FIRST

There's something important that I want to say here.

I knew a guy who had major issues with women, really negative stuff. You know, when a guy gets vindictive, or harbours a grudge against women because they've never wanted him.

I showed him S+A, and pulled a couple of chicks in front of him so he could see it. He wanted to have a go.

It wasn't good.

When I watched him do this, you could actually see that he really was actually angry. It was scary and weird. We talked through a lot of it, but I realised that if you do actually harbour actual aggression or resentment toward women, this comes across and they will freak and run.

Women are lovely. Remember this.

Just so everyone, especially guys who are absolutely starting out on this understand, there is no actual anger or malice involved in this. It's hard to convey voice tone over the internet, so I'm going to spell this one out.

This is totally critical. It probably doesn't really need to be said on this forum because this is a cool place, but I wanted to make that explicit. If you are actually angry with women, you need to really address that before you do anything else, and certainly before you start pulling out shit like this.

This is a way of expressing how much you desire a woman without weirding her out. That is basically all S+A is. It's just a highly concentrated way of doing it.

I know you guys get that here, I just wanted to get it in black and white so everyone's on the same page.

So If I Do This Will A Chick Just Jump Me?

If you do it right, very often she will, yes. HOWEVER - it's impossible to predict who will and who won't.

Depends on a million things. It can be very rapid, or it can take a while.

The beauty of this is that if it seems like she's not just in the mood to leap all over you, you can drop the S+A and just have a chat. Again, that line to segue into a more normal (though highly charged conversation is...

"no, you're not going to break me. I have depth. I'm going to get to know you properly, and there's nothing you can do about it. Tell me about yourself."

I've Heard I Shouldn't Get Girls Horny Until We're Alone

Fuck that pussy-ass shit.

You get her properly horny. Some guys will say that you should be tactical about this kind of thing.

I just can't be bothered.

As far as I see it, there's no point fucking around when you're fucking around.

WOW! This Sounds Amazing! Finally! The Magic Pill!

Nope. It's not a magic pill. As I said, this will only work for guys who are already reasonably comfortable with approaching.

If you're looking at this thinking "Awesome - now I don't have to do all those tricky approaches" then you're heading for a fall.

This takes balls.

Ok?

You need to grow balls, and you can only do that by approaching lots and lots of chicks and becoming cool with approaching.

Understand?

It's a Fool's Mate Game system that GENUINELY WORKS - but it is not the ANSWER to your PRAYERS.

Here's a good rule of thumb. If you're looking at this and getting excited because you think it's cool, odds are you're going to be able to do it.

If you're looking at this thinking it's the meaning of life, you're still a fucking newbie and you need to get some experience.

Sorry.

Ok. Fair Play, Ciaran. Sounds Like A Good Technique Though.

It's not a technique as much as it is a mode of sexual expression. I mapped out the stages just to give you a feel of what to do, but I hope you guys can see that this isn't a tactical thing. This is what happens when you say "fuck tactics" and just go for it.

I originally came out with this on a chick who was just ludicriously hot, amazing eyes, dress, legs, face, teeth, ears, nasal hair - the works. I was in an absolutely chipper mood, nimbus aglow, just on top form.

I opened by telling her that it was ridiculous to expect me to just walk on by with her looking like that. She smiled, so I kept on saying the same kind of thing. Next thing I know she's kissing me.

What I'm saying is that this has to be genuine. Direct game, if not genuine, is seedy, manipulative weirdness.

S+A is a vibe. It is a route of expression.

The inner game stuff, the practise - all that jazz, is the iceberg. This is the tip.

This is not a short cut.

It's just not a massive detour, which a lot of highly tactical systems are. I'm certain that if you've never done anything like this before it is scary, so just understand that there are several elements to this that go on behind the scenes.

One is your general abilities of self-expression and creative speech. This is something that Jeffy explains brilliantly, so read his stuff, copy it, buy the Jeffy Show and watch it constantly. The other big part of it is sexual expression, for which I'd also recommend The Jeffy Show, Foundations or Transformations (Ozzie is really bang on here, as is Tim).

Closing Statements

Shock and Awe is the pinnacle of direct game as I practice it.

Fool's Mate game.

No bullshit, no tactics, just straight in there, make a girl feel really sexy, have great fun with her, be cool, go back to your/her place and do the hunka-chunka. Problem solved.

This isn't about tricking girls into stuff, or playing them. If you try that, you'll fail, and I will personally batter you senseless with your own shoes.

This is about refusing to be a leaf in the hurricane.

This is about being the hurricane, gentlemen.

Be the fucking hurricane.


Credit to Ciaran.

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http://amanojack.your-japan.com/post/22/421

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FR: Resilience

The bird is gone, don't ask I don't like talking about it just don't go out with a bulimic, google some of the additional symptoms they have which come along with yakking into a toilet daily and you'll know why. Nice girl thou and good luck to her.

So begins the rebuild my friends.

Actually been out before with my boy Meteor and although we worked it pretty well I havn't come out with success.

Last night (Friday) wasn't spose to go out cos of an essay I was spose to write, but it was a friends birthday. Went to a greek restaurant and just by coincidence I actually saw the ex at a petrol station close by when I popped out to grab some cash! What are the chances? I didn't let it fuck up the night cos this down in the dumps shit has gone on too long. I recommend watching 'Swingers' to get the stride back and get you outta the hole.

I got in the mood by dancing with the Greek restaurant belly dancer, smashing plates, zorba dancing and sampling the local turpentine (home job alcohol). Afterwards went to sapphire.

Hesitated and hesitated letting gorgeousness pass me by knowing of the arduous task to refind form. A girl blatently smiled at the bar and moved herself back to let me in so I could get my drink (this was also the excuse I used). Outside a girl hovered, checking me with peripheral’s, smirking and arm brushing - still didn't step to her AAAGGH! A girl grabbed me from behind and lifted my shirt, of course I didn't bring the next communication lines =P

fuck sake.

Shit talking with friends and I seeeee her. Stepped to a beautiful exotic princess outside with no idea what was going to come out.

"Hey, see that bald guy over there? I know this is like high school, but he has the hots for you and you should go talk to him because he has the awesomess thing to tell you." (Wow the unconciousness brought up "Rodger Dodger")

Baby girl gave me the screw face and had her arms crossed hard.

"So lemme guess, your the kind of girl who goes on alot of dates but has trouble finding someone you're actually interested in. Everytime you think you found someone you lose interest straight away."
"Actually no, I had a boyfriend for 8 years and we where actually engaged and he died in a car accident."
"Wow how interesting, what an awesome thing to bring up =D, hey have you ever played 5 questions?"

I started to spit the shit, but she interupted and we got lost in general chit chat. I start telling her this story about how I have a 12 inch cock since I was 5, it was going well and now her ruff demeanour is starting to break into smiles. Now we're getting somewhere =)

Interference jumps in, in the form of her friend. "Hey is this guy bothering you? Do you want to go inside?"
"Hey, I like your singlet, it's really yellowy and blinds me, I think I love you. What's your name?"
"Hi, I'm ---"
"Nah, he's alright, I'll stay here." Now baby girl doesn't smoke, so I take this as our first interest point =)
"I love how your friend ran interference, it's good to look out for another shame she wasn't successful thou because I'm a serial killer and you'll probably die tonight."
"hahaha" =) (number 2)
"Nah like serious... hey you ever tried the cube?=P"

Ran that shit and it's been ages. She's a psychology student so halfway she starts going "okay thats the horse, thats the flowers..." and her screwface is coming back so I jumbled it up on her ass and that quietened her somewhat but she still gave me like 2 outta 10 haha

We fluffed somemore and I basically didn't know where to go. Then she left *coff*

haha sorry about the long windedness of that, but this is more for me than you. =D

Later

Inside I see a beautiful girl seated on the fat square sofa. This was the one that was hovering before.

"Hi, I'm --- whats your name?"
"Uhhhh..... didn't I talk to you beforeeee?" Awesome, this girl is paraletic.
"Hey, I'll catch you later."
"Waitttttttttt! I'm ---, let's go danccccccccccce. *hick!*"
"I guess."

We popped over to the dance floor and I knew it's too easy from here. We are eyeing each other dancing and holding hands.

"Hey I gotta find my friends."
"Me too, but before I go can I do this." I gently pull down her chin and we make out

She works the sober conciousness for a moment and shouts out her number, checking my phone with wide eyes. She smiles and it's in and we make out some more, then we both hop on our bikes so to speak and fuck off. How romantic.

tadaaarh.

Moral - direct, of course.

zibbolo and stat do wheels and doll baby

Warning: this is a long one but I ain't written one of these in awhile thanks to the fresh girlfriend I'm rocking.

Apart of the Perth fashion festival was the Saturday night showcase of the fly rock burlesque label 'Wheels and Doll baby'. Who the fuck are they? Well check out the site and notice the picture of pammy rocking the tighty whitey shirt looking fit as fuck, amongst other celebs rocking the gear. They where charging 65 dollars a pop to get a ticket to the show and 200 dollars to get into the after party. Both where sold out well before hand!

Me and lestat with no tickets and/or after party wrist bands decided we where going to go anyway haha

Lestat has some long lost relatives who are integrals parts of the brand, they where only the fucking head designer and owner and the co-owner rockstar husband who happens to be the uncle of lestat. Nevertheless it had been a three year stretch since they'd hung out and we had no idea if we could make it happen.

The show started at around 8, so we got into forest chase around 5 and started doing small surveying rounds of this huge pavilion tent they had set up haha. They were already fly models milling around with curlers in their hair. Nervous as fuck we both needed to piss, then we went back there and did a couple more rounds laughing our asses off considering sneaking in through backstage (there was an opening at the side and a box of plastic cups, but doing the whole 'delivery - we have your box of plastic cups here' was probably to movie like) we finally just got the ga'll to just step straight up to the security guard.

So we stepped to this security guard who is standing out the front of the tent flap and go;
"Hey man, can you tell us if Mark is inside?"
The security guard goes; "Umm... I dunno... do you want to look?"
What an excellent guard I know!!: D

He steps aside and we both waltz in there, and there are caterers setting up tables and prepping food, sound technicians preparing the foldback and people setting up chairs. Luckily Mark, Lestat's long lost uncle was there, just chilling out around all the sound shit. Lestat goes;

"Heyyyy Mark! It's stat I saw you and Mel in the paper and I thought I'd come down cause I read your doing a showcase tonight!"

Lestat's uncle was only to happy to see him

Lestat's uncle was well spaced out and he was sober, rocking shoulder length matted blonde hair, with a face and thin scrawny body damaged by the clear combined effects of harsh drug and alcoholism, he looked withered and spoke quietly in hazy spores of babble and sported teeth that had gaps and strips of blackness between and on them. This all probably came to be I figured with pastimes of his rockstar lifestyle. In other words, here in front of us was the coolest mother fucker you ever saw.

His wife Mel, the designer of Wheels and doll baby, who makes fucking millions on this planet with the garments she makes was all "Darlllllllling Mark", "Where's Mark?? :<", "Mark babyyy..." basically following the every whim of whatever Mark was doing when not handling showcase aspects. Mel was fresh too; she was gracefully old yet still hot as fuck, a former playboy pet from back in the day who had her tits almost bubbling over her leopard corset. She liked the shirt I was rocking haha dope!

Lestat tell's Mark something along the lines of;
"Hey umm... what you doing later...we kinda got no tickets "
"Aww you got no tickets?" Say's Mark, "Come around the back and I’ll show you so and so and she'll let you in through backstage"
Both of us are like "Uhh okay..."

Mark leads us into the back YES! The fucking back, where all the models are getting make up and hair done and some are half dressed. All fucking 20 odd of them look over at us, Mark gets this rocked out red headed tattooed chick and goes "Hey this is my cousin and his friend, let them in later through the back later tonight."
"Awwww your Mark's cousin, okay sure thing: D"

And fucking bam, just like that we where in. In fact we were confident enough to leave the joint and we grabbed ourselves some nando's

Fast forward to 8 o'clock and it's the start of the show.

There are a ton of people lining up outside the front in what will look like nightclub style too long forever lining up. We walk around the back of this huge tent and there is Mark practising, strumming on his guitar. Stat chats with him for abit and I'm eyeing this hot blonde thing backstage, once again Mark leads us through hair and makeup, the actual place where the birds dress up and finally inside the tent haha.

There is free piss and it's quality champers and beer and we are chugging it down hard like you should haha.

I see Peter Sumich and the lead singer from Eskimo Joe, Chris Tarrant is walking around in the distance, Bree Maddox, politicians like Peter Natrass, Max Kay, Julia Bishop and other politicians that we don't care about along with a whole bunch of snooty mofo's and of course the quality snizz that is up, around and about.

I see an old actor chick friend and it's going well, in fact too well so I palm her off (gotta bird) to lestat casually dropping that he's related to the designer. She fucks me off straight out and starts working it hard on lestat. I'm continually eating the finger food and getting drenched in free alcomohol and collecting more and more.

The show hasn't even started and I'm already well blitz'd, I see Chris Tarrant again and go to the actor chick;
"Hey that's Chris Tarrant!"
"Who's Chris Tarrant???"
"Haha, Fremantle Dockers player."
"Wow, he's hot do you know him?"
"Of course I know him. We go way back." (I was just talking shit here obviously but she goes;)
"Can you introduce us?"
"Umm...haha"
"Haha, you’re full of shit - you don't know him"
"Alright, if you want to meet him, let's go"

Totally off the cusp I lead her towards Chris Tarrant who is surrounded by three blondes and talking first I go
"Hey Chris, what's up man, how's it going."
"Uhh...hey man" He tentatively shakes my hand
"Hey meet my friend!" and I shove this actor chick in his face
Chris lets go of the 'fuck another groupie attitude', he had with me and lights up with her in his face

I pay him a complement and slink away and hear him work his game and it's shit haha, he uses shit like;

"So what do you reckon of the show?" / "Are you having a good night?"

Aww man, I walk off and two minutes later she comes back unsurprisingly where she goes "Mannn, he was boring."
"Haha really" I say

Combined with this wild shit done here and over hearing that stat is related to the designers I noticed something crazy; I am getting proximity AI's from all these fine snooty hunnies, and they are hovering and smiling hard - fresssssssssssh

We watch the show and for those that are interested the clothing was hot and you could see flange and nipples through see through tops.

The actor chick decides she is focusing all her attention on lestat. After the show we went fully nuts and I'm walking into the backstage areas not giving a fuck because I realise there is no actually security stopping anyone from doing this. I watch the models get changed again, I share a smoke with a bunch of models, chat shit with some of them, there are some flamboyant mofo's running wild and they’re always interesting to talk too. Between all this I'm making my way back into the front only to grab and drink some more free piss. People are noticing this and I'm lapping up this attention of some kind of A-class high flyer vip mofo.

At one point I was walking into the backstage area again with the actor chick and this hot 40 year old follows us into the back. The actor chick has a big head now and goes: "Umm who are you? :/ How do you know lestat?"
I can't believe the drivel that then happened next, she goes; "AWWWWww Lestat, I love his photography!!! I saw his artwork at the art gallery and I love the nude portrayal work he did!!!”
I’m thinking “What the fuck are you on about?”
The actor chick looks at me and goes, "Omg is Lestat a photographer?!"
I'm laughing inside and go "Ahh...yeh course, isn't it obvious?"
I notice the actor chick’s face as her mind tells her to try harder at scoring Lestat. It was fucken golden.

Stat is trying to score us wrist bands for the after party, this old cougar that’s following me is laughing at anything I say, I get to a point where I test it and start launching off lame jokes like “Yeah it’s like when a cat, sat on the mat and had a fat.” This lady is laughing her ass off in tears overjoyed beyond belief at my put on weak shit. My intuition told me I could have easily gone “Hey come in the back and I’m going to fuck you right dead in the ass under the stage.” And she would have been down with it but I ain’t one to cheat on someone I’m well into.

Actor chick fucks off her mum and dad and rolls with us. These other birds are hanging off us and start going "Heyyy can we come?" On the way out I see Chris Tarrant is posing with these two birds and they have their tits out, classy awesome dope fresh haha

We go the after party which is in this part of the casino I've never seen before. There is red carpet leading up to a ground floor black marble lift. There is also a huge line leading up to it with all types of revellers looking to get in. With the wheels and doll baby entourage we made ourselves apart of we cut through the middle of this huge line and one of stats rich ass cousins goes, "Hey these guys don't have wrist bands, but they're going up anyway."

We go up this mirrored lift and when the doors open there are waiter chicks with stubbies of moet that have been ribboned up in elegant detail that wasn't needed along its tops. "Okay" I think to myself, and guzzle down more free piss and mingle with this higher, higher class crew with also an open bar. The models from the show are all in there and to be honest I was stunted by the absolute beauty. It was that plus the fact some bloke had this hot stunner on his lap and her mini skirt was rising up past her vag and the bloke clearly had his fingers in there. Sick cunt ayeeee.

I focused my attention on scoring me a wheels and doll baby showbag but dropped it after I had lestat approach this bird from the side and I got captured trying to swipe her showbag from the other side haha

Later I popped my hand on the actor chick’s waist just talking normally, not even noticing and she goes and she grabs my hand and it was lustfully obvious what could have gone down if I let it.

Later on that night/early morn actor chick goes and gets herself locked out because she goes down stairs and out the lift. We finally broke out after having our fill of this different world of snooty uptight hotness with an open bar (couldn't get the piss because everyone was at the bar) and we headed off to Freo

Conway, Dan, Fidelio and Meteor where running riot in there and I saw an impressive display by Meteor dodging a bullet with some gino starting on him for simply going well on a bird apart of his group. They weren't even going out and he fucken hyped on trying to start shit, well done for diffusing that Meteor, you're a sick cunt.

I couldn't get in the mood nor did I want to cause of the gf and what I had been to earlier and the bitches here had a highlight of even more skankiness about them now. Then there where some crew having fights outside being totally gay unable to keep their emotions in check, and I’m crashing back to this world which I do love but I’m not up for it right about now. I realised fuck this scene and I'll be back at the wheels and doll baby show next year haha

Update I had to figure what made Mark such a cool mofo.

Turns out he is the lead guitarist of oldskool rock band the divinyls, you may know the song "I touch myself..."

how could you make a song like that and not be fucken cool. Anyways he's all up in the Aria hall of fame and the sickest thing ever about this is he didn't mention shit all about any of it.

That just makes him fucken cooler and no wonder all these models made an effort to go up and hug and kiss the shit out of him.

peacccce


zib

-So where I been?

Been chilling with a hunnie and she's great, she make's me hot chocolate's.

Sorry details are mine ;)

seeya when i see ya fuckers

zib

zibbolo wishes he was thundy

Why read my blog when you can read shit like this -

http://www.thundercatseductionlair.com/2007/08/thundercat-does.html#more

dopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thursday 09-08-07 at X

Rightio, I've been meaning to type this up but i've been busy jerkin it yesssssssssss!... :D It's abit shady now but i'll do my best to write down all that I remember

On Thursday me, lestat, notorious, conway and his bro hit the X. Hadn't been out for awhile, I'm actually chill with a lovely girl im into but got to keep the sword sharp and/or fuck up something good I prolly have going :P

Before we start I was going in with routines and stories I developed that where all my own and this was the first night I was going in working mostly on my shit. Our city is too small and it's apparent alot of us are using all the same shit.. I've actually lost the question game a couple times when I previously thought it was solid haha it's all love tho, this keeps me innovative and grows my adaptability. Thank you. Because of this it's mostly my own life experiances I'm working off, I changed up the fave's of other peoples routines I still use and use all of these only pretty much when I got nothing going. It's all el'naturale with a sexual framing (you'll see it here) and I keep it happy. Family Guy and Andrew Dice Clay is monumentally better than any of the PU shit I have

After standing around for a couple moments I got started warming up on some passer by. She was Italian and her friend was hotter and it turned into nothing after the opener because I forgot the awesomely original shit I was suppose to say CRASH! An asian comes passing by with her mate, I open with the survey thing from Brad P (to get started :P), it opens and I've successfully gone in indirectly because she's actually standing there momentarily interested, she says something back and I'm shot in the face with bad breath, she has to go dance - fucking cya! CRASH! I'm at the bar and buying a drink and a drunk as a skunk girl opens me;

"Hey how long you've been waiting"
"Bout ten years, you wanna hold my space and buy me a drink."
Something else, something else, something else good here... (haha sorry..)
"Hey taste my drink"

I sip on her drink and it was the harshest cold white king cup of bleach whatever the fuck it was and no wonder she was hammered out of her brain. I go to order my drink and she accuses me of cutting in front of her when I litereally was waiting there for a good couple of minutes before she actually came up. She pretty angry too but thats a pretty gay move on her part, anyway some bloke comes in and takes advantage of her drunk as a skunk ass, get in there mate I CRASH!

I roll with conway's brother (which is his first time stepping to chicks btw all gayly systematic like we do - he actually opened first the night we all went out before all of us who've been into this shit for forever - sick cunt ayeeeee!!!)

I push him towards four hot blondes and he hesitates for a moment before splashing straight in the mad cunt! He's getting the screwface galore from all the chicks (\:)but he's up in there! And even motions me to come over. Here we go!

The blonde is fine and after plowing through conway junior's hiccup about me having a box of love letters under my bed from an ex girlfriend (haha sorry but olddddddddddddddd! No heart in that - bad wingman etiquette I know but hey lick my balls :D) I got her laughing, and laughing and hair flicking, and teasing and she laughing - so cute! And teasing and negging and teasing and ooooh alittle to much teasing and negging and now she ignoring and ignoring and there is no coming back.. CRASH! haha, it was golden you guys should of seen it!

Went for a smoke

Downstairs I work an original, she;
"Excuse me we're trying to have a conversation here."
Instantly "Wow what a coincidence so am I." :D (jugglar)
She smiles but whatever I came up with next wasn't enough CRASH!

What's the count on that? Five anyway guess I was warmed up now.

I'm on the balcony with conway junior and me and him are seagulling for more cigarette's lets fast forward this I'm now with all the crew downstairs balcony...

Hot chick and her fat friend. Fatty's the leader.

I open with one of mine "Hey guys (blah blah beforehand shit you're suppose to say get half way through it).." and just stop and I'm body rocking. Puffing on cig's not giving a fuck..

Fatty reopens me with "Hey whats this thing you wanted me to give an opinion on :/" The attitude is exuding from her.
"Uhh .. you know I forgot the fucking pickup line aye.. sorry."

She laughs, which is good but I want to talk to your friend pleaseeeee. We continue the charade as I say;

"Hey you got a hickie on your tits, it's good that your showing that shit off. You know gotta get out there and show it off. You get guys that's good"
"It's not a hickie I'm not a slut" :/
"Hey you know how you're giving me the screwface, do you do that with everyone you just meet or are you just gay? (luvs2spoogee) :D"
"What's the screwface?"
"/:/ (facial expression)"

She laughs, the prime piece is with her now. And I can't remember what I said but it must of been good because I can't remember it which means I was on a roll and going direct so look out! :P Let's see...me and fatty where going toe to toe

I got the conversation to talking about her cherry.

"...you know how the guy pop's your cherry.."
"What's pop your 'cherry'?"
"You know when the guy sticks his dick about 6 inches down your vagina and breaks your hymen"
Fatty and her friend laugh at this and fatty can't help herself and she takes another automated swing "Haha, it's only 6 inches"
"No actually it's about this big" and I do the universal hand sign of a small penis with my thumb and index finger
"Hehe yeah like most of the guys in here."

I guess that's a still in and somehow through other conversation shit I can't remember we sit by a table and their laughing and callin me funny and shit. I finally get to fluffing with the prime piece of beautiful

"So where you frommmm" With my sexual innuendo tonality:)
"X, how about you?"
"I'm from X, shit this relationship would never work out, because I'd call you up and be like 'Hey baby, what you doing? Oh really...hey I'll come over, let me just take a fucking 4 hour drive'" :P
She laughs at this

Meanwhile fatty is blowing out the crew of mates with her harsh attitude shit haha, all good fella's. I notice she's staring at me and the hotness getting along and interjects love in the making. I'm talking with both of them now and more of the crew is still rolling in and getting blown out by the fatty :P I talk to the hot piece again, while the wings still try and break in with the fatty

Fatty say's
"Do you know these guys?" :/
I'm forced to say "Nah, but I reckon you should get with one of em...you know because fucken, why not.. :D"

I turn to hotness and I'm playing with her hair running my fingers through it "You have nice hair, it's all coloured all purple and shit" She's giggling "Lemme guess I bet your a fucking hairdresser aren't you"

They both laugh "YES! HAHA"

I ask fatty about what I should do with my hair, she screwfaces again and says "That's a boring question."
"My apologies let me talk about how I'll use my cock to break your hymen again."
They both laugh
Fatty laughs again and says "I like you. :)"
"Well derrrr, I'm only the fucken coolest mother fucking you've even seen"
They both crack up laughing and I use 5 questions on hotness which scores me a drink (old habits die hard)
I'm vibing on natural shit some more and then I get;
"Hey I said I was outta smokes before, but you can have one. :)"

Hotness pulls out her pack with her full deck of smokes and I tease her for being a tight ass. She's asking about me and I'm in and I can feel the conversation going towards deeper places with her. The wings have fatty occupied for the moment but she again interupts and at this point I go "Shut up you mother fucker."

Her mouth is wide open but she laughs "I can't believe you just said that."
I find out shes hotness's boss through my fluff talk with fatty. They want to go dance I say "I'm taking a piss and I'll meet you there maybe but probably not."
"Oh we need to go to the toilet too"
"Okay let's all go, we can be a toilet posse that'll be our gang and shit." I do hand shakes with them and they laugh and then off we go and I chuck a piss.

I exit before them and message birds on the phone while I wait. They come out and walk by, I reopen "Hey buy my drink and I decided where going to dance now so let's do that, I'll have a vodka and orange."

Hotness gets me a vodka and orange and we go shuffle for abit then go into the tiled area.

yadda yadda yadda yadda

I grab both there phone numbers

Sorry new topics now and this is old news (that's what I get for not finishing it then and there)

-While I'm here copy and pasting tips this is one from Badoy about the DON'T'S of seduction....tis good yessssssss :D

The "Dont's of Seduction"

While traveling all over the planet teaching guys how to get better with girls, I started to see some of most common mistakes guys make. Most guys are not even aware of these mistakes. After a while, it even becomes part of their normal pattern of behavior. There are many, but let’s go through a small sampling here…

1) Standing Around and Hoping Something Is Going To Happen
Trust me, nothing is going to happen if you just stand there except maybe you’ll drink too much, spend a lot of money and have a hangover the next day. Like most losers who never talk to girls. Hope is not a method. You must be pro-active. You must be the one who does things. Girls expect you to make first move. So for starters, get your lazy ass off that barstool and approach them. Nothing truly bad can come of it.

2) Walking Around With a Bottle In Your Hand
When I see this, it makes me puke. This is so AFC. It sucks on several levels.

First, you look like any other loser who is not good with girls and uses a bottle as a defensive mechanism to have something to do with his hands.

Second, if you want to approach girls and kino properly, you need both hands free.

Third, after holding cold drinks for a while your fingers become freezing. When you go to touch her, she will notice. It’s a very unpleasant feeling when someone touches you with cold hands. Some girls will even jolt when you touch them with icy hands. A few weeks ago, I had a student I was teaching how to open girls at the bar. To view the move I was teaching him visit here. Every set he tried to open, as soon as he put his hands on their shoulders, they rejected him. It took me some time to realize that his hands were freezing thanks to the cocktail he was carrying around.

3) Talking Too Fast
Guys get nervous, and they talk too fast. If you talk too fast, I found a very easy solution to fix this problem. Just slow down to half your normal speed any physical movements you make. If you slow down your walking, you will slow down your talking, and vice versa. Remember, the brain has only one speed. Each element affects the other.

4) Turning Seduction Into An Interview
Asking way too many questions in first few minutes is lame. She gets the feeling she’s on a job interview, not out having fun. It’s a killer of seduction. Avoid this and be aware of it at all times. For guys who know me, they know how crazy I get if they ask three questions in row…Again, there’s an easy solution. After every question, tell a story, and then in the story implement a question (basically hidden) so she feels like she needs to tell a story without being “interviewed”.These are just a few of the many things we cover on my workshops to get you to break your old habits, create effective new ones and make you a new man when it comes to women.

Check out the schedule below to find out when we’re coming to your town next.

Best,

BadBoy

-Fresh post about phone game and getting out the game

This is from the clifflist's newsletter - it's a dope post about phone game (something I stuggle from :/) and getting OUT the game.

Love is a beautiful thing and you can't chase pussy ALLLL your life, just till your 80. Anyway here they are ;D


note: deleted the love post cos it's a lot of falafel, doesn't mean you should not ignore love though. ;)
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Stalemate:Why you should "NOT" get her number (Phone Game Principles) Alright, so I've been noticing a trend amongst the recent posts regarding phone game so I thought I'd share some of my own personal insight into the subject. This is all my own personal experience with phone game, and should not be taken for gospel (at your own expense). There is a lot of information in this post (all condensedand superficial so that it's readable) so please, bear with me.

What getting phone numbers is NOT meant to accomplish:

Act as a crutch because you've run out of material.
Act as a crutch because you lack the confidence to escalate therelationship in that moment.
Serve as a source of validation.
Getting phone numbers will not getyou laid.

What phone game is NOT meant to accomplish:
Building attraction
Building Comfort
Demonstrating Value
Qualifying Her

What getting phone numbers IS meant to accomplish:
Creating a Time Bridge for your next encounter because it would be literally IMPOSSIBLE to continue the interaction otherwise, and unless you #close her, you will NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.

What phone game IS meant to accomplish:
Setting up your Day 2 or next possible interaction.

The reason so many of you are having trouble with feeling like you're chasing is because you're going for the number too quickly. The next time you're number closing a girl, ask yourself why. Is itbecause you've just had an awkward silence? Is it because you wantto go practice your "game" and go get other girls numbers? Is itbecause you're choking and you need some time to recuperate your gusto? Is it because you want bragging rights for #closing a hottie? If it's for any of these reasons, then you're doing it wrong.

You should only ever be #closing a girl if you don'tanticipate seeing her again for more than 2 weeks, or ever again. I know what you're saying: "But If I don't #close her then I'll lose my chances forever!" This is AFC mentality. If you build enough attraction, comfort and value, girls will find a way to close YOU.

Getting a girls phone number is tricky business. I've #closed some really hot women, and laid virtually none of them. I've spentmonths contemplating why this was, and this is what I came up with. I'm walking through the mall as an SHB11 (because I would naturally be this fine if I were female) and a guy comes up to me while I'm shopping. I'm instantly floored by his spontaneous nature and interesting insights into my personality, and we enter immediate rapport. After conversing for a few minutes, we exchange phone numbers and we set up a tentative day 2. Time Bridge I continued shopping that day, and got several calls from all my high value friends, and had an overall really enjoyable experience. I went out to a show later that afternoon that was absolutely phenomenal, went to the gym, and then had dinner at this new Vietnamese restaurant. That guy I met earlier was kind of cute, buton second thought I'm already kind of interested in someone else but maybe it'll be fun anyway.

The Ugly Truth
This girl has made virtually no investment into your interaction. She met you for a few moments, entertained her like a monkey and then got her phone number. Though on the surface, she may be attracted to you, she is not willing to make the investment of spending time on you because she doesn't need to go out of her way to meet someone interesting, as she already has a high quality life FILLED with interesting people.

What you should have done:
You should have taken her on an Insta-date and gone around the mallshopping with her, spending as much time as possible with her building attraction, comfort, qualifying her and entering intense "It was just meant to be" states. The more a female invests into your interaction, THE GREATER THE CHANCE YOU HAVE AT CONTINUING THE INTERACTION THROUGH A TIME BRIDGE. But what if I didn't build enough value through our interactions for her to want to spend that kind of time with me? Move on.

If your game wasn't solid enough to get her to enjoy a dayshopping with you, then it's not solid enough to get a Day2. The reason this is true is because of the following threeprinciples of persuasion:
Momentum (or flow),
Influence ofProximity, and
Investment,

Which all contribute to a term coined by psychologists known as Cognitive Dissonance.

Momentum
The principle of flow is that once you start an interaction, all the positive emotions you generate with your target will start compounding onto each other which plays into something we call "Buying Temperature".

You can think of buying temperature as a pool of water with a slow leak. Every time you share positive emotions, boost attraction, DHV or enter deep rapport (comfort) you are filling that pool with water. The more time you spend filling thispool with water, the higher the water level will be, which directly translates to how much influence you have over your targets decision making.

She does not want the pool to empty anymore thanyou do, and why is this? She's having a good time. She wants to continue sharing these positive emotions with you. A time bridge kills Momentum. There goes 1/3rd of your influence.

Influence of Proximity
It's been known for years by marketers, and to the seduction community this is a crucial note. We have the most influence over a person when we are face to face with them, with a diminishing return on influence with phone or even e-mail.

You can take thisf or matter of fact because countless studies have proven it, and you yourself have probably experienced it. It's a lot harder to brush something off when it's right in your face, as opposed to ignoring a phone call, message or e-mail. You can use this to your advantage by using your proximity and presence to influence your target to spend more time with you. Time Bridge kills Proximity. There goes 1/3rd of your influence.

Investment
Investment directly correlates with influence. We as human beings value only those things which we've worked for. Investment is one of the few weapons you have at your disposal to make a time bridge stick.

Anytime a girl spends time with you (Time is investment),
Spends money on you (Money is investment),
Engages in self disclosure (sharing parts of herself with you, telling you about her life, qualifying herself to you is investment)

You are increasing the $ signs above your head. If she spends 3 hours with you, buys you a latte, tells you all about how her parents split up and how she went to Ireland for 3 months to find herself, You areIN. The more investment she has into you, the more likely she is to invest more into you. Sex is also a form in investment, and though it is not the highest form of investment, it will increase the likelihood of having her want to initiate a relationship with you.

Also, on a side note regarding sex and investment, another reason why sex plays such a crucial role in pair bonding is because of the hormone "Oxytocin" which is released during female orgasms. This hormone is responsible for monogamy in humans, as it acts as a bonding agent, which will do wonders for her biological investment towards you.

Cognitive Dissonance
If you want to read more on this, it's a psychological term and would be very much worth your time. Essentially, it means that holding two different conflicting thoughts in one's mind creates aversive emotions, and we will do what is necessary to reduce this discrepancy. This is why when we combine these 3 principles of influence, we create a Natural State with a woman, where she feels so immersed in the experience; she can backwards rationalize why she slept with you without experiencing guilt or remorse.

Your first interaction with a girl is the most crucial, so if you can push the interaction as far as possible, PUSH IT.

Imagine whatkind of love story she will have to share with her friends about this stranger she met that she fell in love with that same day? It all happened so fast, it was all so natural, like it was meant to be. In fact, when dealing with night game specifically, sometimes girls go out to get laid that night, and if you #close her without taking her home (or bouncing to her place), she will resent you and not give you a second chance.This post is kind of all over the place, but I had no idea how long it would take me to piece it together, so if you'd like me to elaborate on anything I've mentioned please make note of it and Iwould be more than happy to.

Enjoy.