-LR Girl from tripping out work crew (28/12/07)

My dick hurts anyway as always let's begin with a tangent.

No actual pick-up's here but a nice display of all of us snaking our way into backstage areas and getting passed guards and shit.

Lestat was kind enough to invite me and Fidelio along to the Divinyl's concert, he's related to the lead guitarist, sick cunt btw. Anyway we go there with stat's whole family and we are this huge 7 person crew and we find out there is like only two tickets for the whole related Lestat family tribe, I'll let stat tell it but basically his family members had to roll up individually and say something like "Hey I'm a (surname) here to grab my uncle's... whose the lead guitarist of the headline band tonight... anyway he left tickets for me, here's my ID that says (surname)"

I was already contemplating jumping the fence because only the three relatives of Lestats fam and Lestat himself where able to get themselves tickets because of the surname. We where at a loss of how to get extra tickets and Lestat's dad had tried talking his way in earlier to some pretty good success (that's how we found out about the tickets under the surname) but he was about to roll home and let us younguns enjoy the show. Then we realised with each ticket there was a backstage pass so those of us who didn't have tickets just affixed this sticker and we walked our little asses in calm as through the staff entry and through this guarded gated area and easy as that we where in and looking all something special because we have these backstage stickers on.

We where all walking around like we owned the joint and we went well backstage behind the gates just waltzing around willy nilly and we got questioned by some bloke and we're just like "Where related excuse me I'm VIP". Me, Fidelio and Stat's brothers friend all decided we where related to the Lestat family tribe to haha.

Saw an awesome concert, I'll let the other blokes let you know what went on after concert early backstage but for me I get stuck outside with some other crew needing stickers again to get backstage, I'm unable to get in and I'm just waiting around with this crew. Everyone's exiting and this fagget security guard rolls up and exercising his toy-copness he's telling us to leave, the fagget actually had police tight leggings on with a stripe down the side I thought they where only a myth complete with those police fuck me boots. In the nick of time we get our hook up and the dude takes all 5 backstage stickers out in front of this toy cop and is about to give them to us and the toy cop snatches all the stickers and says he needs to see his security manager. The toy cop then tells us to see his security manager and I half heartedly listen to this management wank about not passing around backstage passes, I'm already moving off half way through this wank making another play for backstage and take stat's bro's friend with me.

We walk around to the staff entry and there are these two granny's guarding the gate, same ones that stat's dad was working way earlier in the day.

"Hey I'm just going back here, remember me from earlier?"
"Uhh no, do you have a pass? We can't let you in if you don't have a pass"
"Ahh c'mon, you remember us do you guys have to sit here all day? I've seen you lovely girls here all day that's wrong they'd make you just stay here all day whose laptop computer is this? I'll change the roster are your asses numb?"
They both laugh and meanwhile my attention spikes because I can see a backstage sticker just on the floor folded in half and stuck on itself. I'm backing up talking shit to these lovely granny’s and have an "itch" and scoop up this backstage pass and make my way outside the gate trying to pry apart this sticker. I'm halfway there then the granny decides she remembers us and lets us in, fresh...

It's still not over and me and stat's bro's friend have to walk past this line of security guards lining up collecting their pay cheques. I can see the security manager giving out these cheques. Like a fucking ninja, we have to hide behind this media box and wait till his head is turned and when it is, we walk out and I got my hat well covering my head and pretending I'm on the phone I get really in character by actually calling stat and talking shit to him haha

We make it and walk our little asses over to where all the boys are and we're family again. Drinking free piss and smoking in this south Fremantle footy room that says "no smoking" in it and we laugh about how all the jocks will enter a smoke smelling room tomorrow haha, I see all the stage players and I'm in love with Chrissy Amphlett all over again.

Good fucking night
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So I linked back up with the brunette8 from "Tripping out work crew".

I actually really like this girl because she gives back all the cocky shit I throw at her and makes me laugh to so I don't mind calling this one and chatting shit with her well into the night because we verbally buttheads and make one another laugh, keeps me nice and sharp. She was the one I opted not to head out with on the hot ass boxing day. Anyway it's been a long time since we’ve seen each other since library because we both had other shit to do but finally we planned an arvo out at Freo.

That was what I did for the date, walked around Freo and made fun of hippie's. In between that the whole time we're giving each other shit, I actually questioned whether she liked me but I knew deep down she did because each time I lightly squeezed her hand she squeezed back every time (the other times she always msg'd back) so I knew the attraction was there despite what she'd sometimes say, some verbal highlight’s of hers include;

-She told me that many times to "fuck off / shut up"
-"Zib I really think your a great guy but I'm looking for someone who won't have performance anxiety when another guy watches."
-"Ha ha you are such a loser but seriously dont pull any moves on me coz your not getting any love til I think your ok"
-"Goodnight zib its great to have a such a loser like you in my life and I don't even mind anymore that you talk so much shit xoxo"
-"Go fuck yourself your not getting shit off me maybe if you did a proper degree you wouldnt need to borrow my credit card"
-"It doesn't take much to get penis around me when your as fine as me"
-We're at the beach and there is this naked baby with a family and she goes "Oh look zib, a naked baby, that's the only naked person you'll be seeing on this date."
-I'm buying these season DVD’s and it's my first so I make a joke about how I'm popping my buying season DVD virginity and she goes "Oh wow big moment and you guys havent been together long what a slut. lets hope theres no blood" Now I don't know what you guys think, but to me that was comedy fucking golllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld, I coulda married her after that line.

For those that’s interested how I dealt with all this was simple. I just kept the talk coming and kept it on a usual cocky comical vibe. It was mostly all natural but I ain't super human, even when there was a lull in conversation I kept talking shit and eventually a laugh came out. I was able to transform some of her shit moods around by simply doing this (more on this later). I just kept my cool the whole time and didn't flip out no matter how vicious the banter got, chilli fly from be cool couldn't of done it better haha I was still playing sexually risky even though she lost her cool at one point and called me "derogatory" way earlier in the romance.

The reason she's hard with the shit test and was sometimes in a shitty mood was because she has a psycho ex-boyfriend so she needs to see if I'm psycho naturally, and a good way for her I guess is nice and hard deadly banter that's borderline hurtful, I don't blame her. Her psycho ex-boyfriend use to slash her tires, throw furniture, punch and kick her car with her in it scolding her to "takkkkkkkke me baccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!", he use to setup spy camera's and she knew they where there but she got told to "Don't fucking touch them because I need to watch what you're up to.", she'd get stalked at work, he hacked into her mobile phone, called everyone on it and said "tellllllll her to take me backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!", he hacked into her bank account, she and half of her family have a restraining order on him and other general fun loving stalker behaviour. Most normal people would bail after hearing all this baggage and apparently he's huge and voilent as so if I disappear you guys know what's up=P I should probably bail outta my own accord to but you know me though, I ain't normal and I like fucking with alpha males. JJJJJJhhheahhh! =D

Anyway this is technically our first date and we where saying the whole time to each other "Don't get no ideas, no sex for you etc etc" but after Freo I went to her place and the walls to vagina city where still up so we ate, then we went to my place because her DVD player was fucked watched two movies and initially I thought clothes weren't coming off but then it's 3am and she's asleep through the second movie I assumed she's sleeping over and after the film finished she's still up and about quiet as kept we start fondling and that's all she wrote.

The correlation of sex with different people is dope, You really start to notice the differences of how people love it. My ex ex ex used to love me to jack hammer it she loved that, I banged that flight attendant jack hammer style and she was all "What are you doing fuck me slower?" then she asked me to rub my cum in her like body lotion (dope!), the Freo chick was a trooper willing and up for anything real pleaser (dope!) and brunette8 was so prissy she didn't want to suck dick or me to go down on her but she fucking came like no other, seriously I was chopping her for like two minutes and she's spoogeing all over my cock out cold guy style then she'd want it again, no joke I lost fucking count the amount of times she came she was loud as fuck and screaming my name like a banshee (dope!), digging her nails into my back asking for doggy I'm pulling her hair shes cumming all over again several times it was so fucking sexy that I can't believe my best didn't have head involved noisiest root I’ve had. Very fucking sexy sexy sexy

We fucked twice from 3 to 7 with a rest break inbetween there somewhere.

At ten I'm taking her home and my 40 yr old boarder room mate from the Philippines is smiling laughing his ass off may of woke him…

Dope

-LR Freo chick from "Danny ain't only" preview (26/12/07)

Tis day before christmas I was hanging out with the freo hunnie at her joint. I had a date with her and what I did for it was driving. That was it, driving.

"Hey I gotta buy xmas presents, do you wanna go driving?":D

Basically I fetched her from fucking woop woop and we went down to her local shopping mall and bought presents and shit - that was the date. She was fucking well fetching too I was surprised, she has an amazing face profile bodie's so so but the face is what really matters and she was looking well fresh in the day.

For what I used I went in with nothing except just basic teasing and running mouth constantly just vibing. I knew it was on because I was resting hand on inner thigh all throughout the driving around and she wasn't really making an effort to pull her dress down as it casually rose and crept up in the passenger seat, it was fucking sexy mate tell you what.

Anyway we drove from Armadale to Swan Valley and back again, was a mission and basically I was comfortably just vibing the whole time. Ala's we didn't have sex when we got back to her house, her whole family with relatives where over for a chrissy dinner and basically they're all around surrounding me sizing me up - it was intense. Remembered ol'Fidelio at the "Danny ain't only champ" house and basically was laid back, good posture and totally unreactive to idle shit talk that came my way the fam was saying, I don't even remember any of what they said haha

Then I got Mum on side by doing the small amount of dishes after our arvo snack, just like that the mother hen had let me pass and the rest of the fam followed suit, then got in her room and fondled, realised we where being to loud and I didn't want to be around for the big family shin dig even though they where offering a nice hearty dinner.

There is no where else to go and we basically hop in the front yard and I got my hands in her skirt and her uncle come's driving around the corner I decide it's probably not a good idea to fuck her on her front yard lawn in broad day light, but only just.

Cancelled a different date on boxing day and decided to invite her over instead because we already had that good day out rapport (side note: I don't do first dates or whatever you call it on hot as fuck days, it's better to just wait. I learnt that mistake and lost a fine hunnie way back when I decided to proceed with a day out in 40 degree heat, needless to say I couldn't be fucked talking let alone being entertainment for a girl even though she was a beautiful hunnie babie and now that's totally gone oops haha)

She drove down to my joint, we talked shit for like 2 seconds and then we molested each other, rested and tried to get our bearings back and watch a movie for like 2 minutes then banged away.

Meanwhile I'm taking these breaks to walk out of my room to message another girl.

"Hey there is no condoms in here..." I said "I need to go out my room and grab them and I'll be back" here I am girl in the room naked and I'm gaming away on someone else with the mobile in the kitchen. It was comedy beautiful and I used various excuses to get out the room from basically I need to go toilet to need tissues etc etc

The sex was great and she had a tongue ring which was very dope. She said she likes watching porn and wants to trade with me and this is a girl who when I was first talking to said "Look I'm not going to have sex with you for a good couple of dates okay.."

btw I did and organised all this beforehand over SMS including asking her to come out, fuck what you've heard I got no time to talk shit on the phone.

Dope

-LR: Danny ain't the only champ (16.12.07)

Me and Fidelio went to a somewhat local joint to watch the Danny Green fight, afterwards we went to the Brisbane where we had quite an adventure. But before we start this episode here's a small preview of freo Saturday 15th night:D

Leedy was dead so we went to Metro's freo and thankfully it was packed off the hook, opened pretty well after a shaky start but I knew I had it in me after Friday's work do;

I like this one cos I've been trying to work the shock and awe style more and I think I'm starting to get a handle on it. She really did have a banging face and rack so it felt good telling her straight like this

So I open
"Hey do you reckon it's alright for a girl to smack the shit out of the bf jus cos she see's him talkin with another girl?"
"Umm well..."
"(usual follow up then abruptly stop and go) You know what I can't even talk to you and I forgot what I'm saying because I keep staring at you're beautiful face, do you know you're so fucking beautiful?"
"Hehe thanks...:D"
"Baby, I like your style, everyone’s like a carbon copy all fake like looking the same but you're all smoove as up in here with your original shit. Those stockings are really sexy on you, Just so you know I'm undressing you with my eye's. And I'm holding myself back from jumping you."
"I have a tongue ring, see look..." she says as she points her tongue out at me
"Are you trying to seduce me? Because it's working, I like your mole studs on your lip too, real stylish" Now I gather I may be going abit too far so I say "...Can I have a look at the underside of your lip, I just wanna see how it all works under there?" She flips her top lip back and I'm staring at veiny pink with two metal rivets covered in plastic.
"Cool" I say "So the plastic helps like not scrap your gums and that, that's sexy, give me a hug I'm just gonna drop my hands for a moment and brush your ass because I'm crafty like that"
"Hehe" She comes in with the hug and I cop a good feel.

We talk about how she’s a makeup artist and how I airbrush skanks for a living at the mo. I give her 4 questions and I'm able to pick out that she never likes guys first, she's the type where guys grow on her than she ends up liking them. She can't believe I know this plus I picked out she loves the water but at the same time she’s scared of it. I like 4 questions because it's underrated and every man and their dog is doing the cube. Yet 4 questions is so much easier to set up... anyway I get the number and what's interesting is she never ends up leaving until I say "K I gotta get back to mates now" ten years later. Btw in this group, was working the tag team nice with Fidelio here and he ended up getting the librarian looking friend, she was dope too.

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So it's Sunday night and I want to watch the Green fight so me and Fidelio roll down to the Paddo, actually some nice talent around yay :D But we go to Brisbane after the fight after gorging out at macca's.

Fidelio open's a bird and I get introduced and sea gulled then slink off to the side and let him work it, she was sassing it up from the get go. In come's her two friends which is great because I'm looking like a tool and there is only so long you can pretend you're msging someone on your phone haha.

I'm giving it the natural treatment and she asks if I'm gay (yes, I'm a lesbian) and telling me I'm so young (good genes) trying to suss out what I do I say "Well you know how you're really gawjus right? Then you go to FHM or Ralph and you ask for your picture taken, I'm the guy that comes in after and airbrushes your rolls away." This is a nice little neg I came up with because I give them an over the top outright compliment then tell them they have rolls or horrible tissue scars - I'm sure you boys can see how it works.

I'm telling her nothing really about me but I find out she's divorced and a flight attendant emergency trainer for other flight attendants, she's like the go to girl for this - pretty dope if you ask me, people you meet eh..

Some how this comes up in convo and she challenges me and says "You don't know me from a bar of soap."
"Well actually... (4 questions - With shortened reply) You’re complete with what you've achieved yet you're one of those people who wants to go through a lot of experiences, you're basically the type of person who gets one of those '101 things before you die books' and goes through ticking them off, your also an environmentalist, whose loyal to your friends yet you're prone to being mean to them sometimes and lashing out but you do feel guilty about it the next day oh and you are comfortable with your sexuality, you think you're pretty good and you take control in the bedroom and when you see a guy you like you have no problem jumping him."
"How the fuck do you know all this!"

Anyways Brisbane shuts and everyone has to leave, we meet up with them outside. I tease her alittle more and we make out (I honestly didn't expect this because she went on and on about my youngism and how she’s divorced etc). Fidelio is doing this "I'm cool as fuck thing" and honestly it really is cool as fuck haha. Anyways the gorgeous hunny babies are saying "Fidelio I like you, but you're attidude rah rah rah" and this went on well into the night right before I made my girl buy me some smokes and she bought the wrong kind so I told her to go back inside and exchange the smokes for the smokes I really wanted haha then the girls went back inside the peto station bought pre-mixes and Fidelio's bird wanted to get pinned by him right there in the Caltex toilet the dirtbag:P

They all come back out I make out alittle more talking shit and we deal with a small other bloke problem and hop in the car to there joint.

We're sitting around this outdoorsy table and the convo is basically "Fidelio I like you, but your attitude rah rah rah" fucking going on and on for a good hour odd and my chick is doing this shit, meanwhile none of it is touching Fidelio, it’s like he’s talking about tea and shit! At the same time flight girl is interjecting with "Fuck zibb you're hot I want to molest you!"
"Cool, I spose...:|"
This interjection just builds and builds and at one point she brings me inside so we can "get the drinks". In her bedroom I lick her out for a couple minutes so I guess I got my drink...:D
We go outside and attempt to have a convo again as a group but now flight attendant girl is straddling me and lets me open her top and suck on her titties right there. This hunny baby really does go for it! I thought I was just talking shit on 4 questions but hooray right? :D I tell her “Maybe we shouldn’t do this here” and she goes “I don’t care it’s my house.”

Fidelio and his girl grab the drinks now and I end up in the hammock with flight girl and basically fingering & fondling away to my hearts content on an uncomfortable hammock pinned narrowly. Fidelio and his hunny baby walk out and mine’s got her top unbuttoned and her fly down and makes a half hearted slow effort to button it all back up when they walk out, I take her inside and we continue on the couch before finally getting naked in her room.

She's really into it moaning like hell, telling me she loves me like hell, how it's so good to feel skin on skin and basically she's a touch too chatty and a bit hippy but we stay in there the whole night chatting in bed (she has a deep fascination with being taken hostage on the plane), fucking then resting abit in a cycle that goes to 3am and I gotta get to work at 6. One hilight at one point I blam it all, all over her stomach and she tells me she wants me to smear it in like lotion because she really likes it, I'm all like "Alright cool..."

I hop outside and see Fidelio with his birds skirt up in the hammock, he's been fingering & fondling away also and on the drive home he tells me his girl went out tonight while her boyfriend stayed at home looking after his mother who is dying of cancer. I mean how the fuck am I spose to find a wife with wrong shit like that happening :/

People you meet eh...

p.s. - I mean for example that chick from the Friday night wants me to bang her while her boyfriend will watch in the corner, me fucking her and shit... I mean wtf haha!

Dope

-14/11/07 Tripping out the work crew and hooking up a friend

WARNING -this is long.

On Fri (14-12-07) found out I was suppose to hit a work jam. This was a surprise to me because I'd only been there since Wednesday, all good with me and I got bonus money for fuck all haha

lLittle bonus ere...

So there is like 20 of us, all guys and where warming up at the local beer joint. Fast forward to the night out. We warm up alittle more at the pub next to the library. There is some faggot outside and he's drunk off his hole and this joker decides he wants to fuck with me, you know me the peacocking with the different shoes on and that pink shirt with the naked power ranger ya'll have seen it (I was getting shit earlier from the workmates earlier today for it haha) anyways this guy goes;

Fag: Oi man, this guy just broke up with his gf and he's already chatting up chicks, isn't that fucked up?
Me: No, I'm fine with it, he's moving on
Fag:What the fuck? Where are you from bitch!
Me:What?
Fag: I said where are you from bitch!
Me: (calm) What are ya? A bitch, how long you been a bitch?
Fag: What'd you call me?

This faggot steps up to me close thinking ill fold cos I got all this stylish shit on.

Me: I called you a fucking BITCH.

Looking him dead in the eye I puff on my cigg and blow it in the cunt's face.

Fag: I like you man, you got heart. I never would of known and I underestimated you sorry for calling you a bitch.
Me: Fucking right, now move the fuck away from me.

He fucks off. Whose folding now bitch haha.

Rightio in the library

On the top floor with all the work crew and all 20 odd blokes are holding up the wall after earlier alot of them where talking shit about how they are the mack, bless em...

It's early and no ones really inside and these two girls come walking by the bar, all the boys are freezed up and 40 eye's are burning holes into these two girls. I open...

It goes okay and they where laughing I'm only warming up. The boys looking from a distance are going "Haha what the fuckkkkkk! You sick cunttttttttt WOO!!". We know just cos you're in set for awhile it don't mean shit and it could not be going as well. The boys have no idea bless em...

Another girl comes walking up 5 minutes later and I open her. The boys are like "Holy shit! Again! Phwoaaaaaar!!". This one goes much better and I'm bringing the touch up rubbing her arm, hand on the waist and we're hugging and she's laughing and shit, probably should of gone for the number I reckon I would of got it but I figured Id get it later, the attraction was there, club was still really empty and it is a small joint - this was a mistake because I didn't end up seeing her again that night haha.

Back at the bar I'm getting; "You're insane! WTF!" one of the blokes is on a pill and he goes "Oi man, you're psycho! How do you do that, you're tripping me out mannnnn!"

Keep in mind I've only stepped to two groups so far haha

Another group comes with 2 girls and I open running the same lines, this goes well but they are dragged away though later by friends. I'm thinking I can reopen later. This time around I'm starting to get stragglers from the 20 odd work mates and they are hanging off me following me around and shit. In particular my now new french friend, awesome bloke btw;

In his french accent he says "Hey do you do that man?"
"Well which girl do you like?"
"De blond over there is really bootiful..."
"Cool I'll take the brunette, okay you ready here goes..."

I tap the blonde and the brunette on the shoulder. They are currently being chatted up by two other random dudes.

I motion them to come over with my hand, the brunette comes waltzing over I see that my workmate is shitting his pants with AA.

I tell the brunette whose an 8, to talk to my friend frenchie. Frenchie is staccato with the chat but he's got baseline interest with the french accent. The brunette close up is fucking tight!(hot) btw and I make a mental note that she waltz'd over so basically it's pretty much over and she's mine yay yay:P

The blonde is still standing with the dudes but she's looking over our way now because her mate is with us, I motion her over cocky like with my hand again because I know she'll eventually come over cos of the mate, but she's being standoffish giving me the screw face she says from a distance with a screwface;
"That doesn't work for me":/

I smirk and shrug give an obvious fake sigh and walk up to her and place my hand on her arm "Okay now I'm here was that difficult?". I pull her over to the group and she' still armed with the screwface, good little test for frenchie haha I ask for her name and say "Hey Frenchie, this is my friend ---, hey --- this is Frenchie! He's awesome" I push the blonde toward frenchie and grab me the brunette, she tells me she likes my style, my gear is another wing but we don't end up chatting for long I can't even remember but by this time I was on a roll and didn't use routines. I'm noticing alot of girls and groups checking me out now and somehow I end up talking to someone else. Later I see the three of standing down by the booths. Frenchie is only chatting to the blonde, he's basically in love. The brunette is standing there alone. I’m feeling generous and I tell one of my workmate's "Oi man Frenchie needs a wing, you should go talk to her!"
"Nah can't got a missus..."
Well oh well haha...I go to the booth area and say "Hey I'm zibb, what's your name?"
"Hi I'm ---"

We actually get along really well and I find out she's into fashion, subi, dressing up, likes looking flash and classing it up and I'm definately down with that and our faces are hovering close to each other and there is alot of touchy feely, so we're getting on really well, so well I decide it's time for me to get a drink.

I come back and the three of them are in the booths now. The two girls are on one side and Frenchie by himself on the other, I sit next to Frenchie and there is this fucking gay little table between us so I say
"Hey this is gay" and I grab the blonde girls hand pulling her up gently saying "Let's swap places", this move is money and me and the brunette are back where we left off chatting about stylish random shit. Meanwhile Frenchie is searching for words and I notice that the blonde is letting her foot jut my leg and stay there,
"Let's go dance!" The brunette says
She drags me from the booth and I decide before we hit the floor I want another drink. The blonde and Frenchie follow us to the bar, then the girls talk with one another and the blonde says to us both "Hey do you want to come with us to the deen?"
Frenchie goes 'AWW YEAH WEE WEE! THAT WOULD BE REALLIEE GOOOD YAH?!!!" and I go "Aw I dunno...I spose...". The girls decide they want to go to the loo before we hit the library dance floor and I go "I know what this means" and the brunette goes "No no, we actually need to hit the toilet"
"Prove it, let me pinch your number"
"Okay "

The brunette gives me the math and then gives me her phone and tells me to put my number in her phone, now I know they'll be back.

While they're gone Frenchie is all "Did you get her numba??! I want the blonde girls numba!"
"Did you ask for it?"
"Umm.."
"It's cool just ask for it when they come back"
"Wee hav to wait here for dem! To make sure ley come back"
"Nah man, that's not cool let's talk to other girls"
"But I duhnot want any other girl, that (blonde) is sooooo bootiful"
"Well it's not cool to wait anyway haha, c'mon let's go hang with the workcrew"

I see my boss shining his heavy duty green laser pointer on some girls tits and ass, I think this is really fresh.

I come back a good couple minutes later and Frenchie is there with the blonde, brunette is just hanging out then see's me and we hug "I thought I lost ya" she says and we hit the dance floor. We take random snaps, me and the brunette slink off soon after cuddling really close and the kiss ensues. Meanwhile poor Frenchie and the blonde are standing next to each other and it's clear she ain't into him. We then all head off to the deen.

At the deen me and the brunette make out some more while the blonde and frenchie just stand there. Now the brunette is helping me out and she's pushing her friend onto frenchie and the brunette says to frenchie
"Hey do you want her number?"
Frenchie is "Umm..."
"Give me your phone"

She types the blondes number into his phone and then keeps pushing her friend onto frenchie, man I so wanted him to get it and in the nightclub I wanted to tell him what to do but GIVING OUT UNASKED ADVICE JUST DEMORALISES A PERSON.

The brunette tells me that she wants to and she thinks frenchie is cute but he's just abit to drunk...

Anyway it leads to the blonde eventually saying "Hey we need to go the bathroom" and stealing my brunette I know the numbers solid so it's all good just no tonight action :D

I later found out they went back to the library.

Frenchie is pissed off and cursing in his native tongue. I'm taking him home now in the car and he's telling me how he messaged her a couple of times in the deen after they left bless him..he's telling me how he really lilkes her and that's awesome, I tell him to just chill and try msg/call Sunday/Monday.

It's next day Saturday now and I get this message "Hey u wil not trus me but im here in mcdonlds and (blonde) is with me"

Dope.