Thursday 09-08-07 at X

Rightio, I've been meaning to type this up but i've been busy jerkin it yesssssssssss!... :D It's abit shady now but i'll do my best to write down all that I remember

On Thursday me, lestat, notorious, conway and his bro hit the X. Hadn't been out for awhile, I'm actually chill with a lovely girl im into but got to keep the sword sharp and/or fuck up something good I prolly have going :P

Before we start I was going in with routines and stories I developed that where all my own and this was the first night I was going in working mostly on my shit. Our city is too small and it's apparent alot of us are using all the same shit.. I've actually lost the question game a couple times when I previously thought it was solid haha it's all love tho, this keeps me innovative and grows my adaptability. Thank you. Because of this it's mostly my own life experiances I'm working off, I changed up the fave's of other peoples routines I still use and use all of these only pretty much when I got nothing going. It's all el'naturale with a sexual framing (you'll see it here) and I keep it happy. Family Guy and Andrew Dice Clay is monumentally better than any of the PU shit I have

After standing around for a couple moments I got started warming up on some passer by. She was Italian and her friend was hotter and it turned into nothing after the opener because I forgot the awesomely original shit I was suppose to say CRASH! An asian comes passing by with her mate, I open with the survey thing from Brad P (to get started :P), it opens and I've successfully gone in indirectly because she's actually standing there momentarily interested, she says something back and I'm shot in the face with bad breath, she has to go dance - fucking cya! CRASH! I'm at the bar and buying a drink and a drunk as a skunk girl opens me;

"Hey how long you've been waiting"
"Bout ten years, you wanna hold my space and buy me a drink."
Something else, something else, something else good here... (haha sorry..)
"Hey taste my drink"

I sip on her drink and it was the harshest cold white king cup of bleach whatever the fuck it was and no wonder she was hammered out of her brain. I go to order my drink and she accuses me of cutting in front of her when I litereally was waiting there for a good couple of minutes before she actually came up. She pretty angry too but thats a pretty gay move on her part, anyway some bloke comes in and takes advantage of her drunk as a skunk ass, get in there mate I CRASH!

I roll with conway's brother (which is his first time stepping to chicks btw all gayly systematic like we do - he actually opened first the night we all went out before all of us who've been into this shit for forever - sick cunt ayeeeee!!!)

I push him towards four hot blondes and he hesitates for a moment before splashing straight in the mad cunt! He's getting the screwface galore from all the chicks (\:)but he's up in there! And even motions me to come over. Here we go!

The blonde is fine and after plowing through conway junior's hiccup about me having a box of love letters under my bed from an ex girlfriend (haha sorry but olddddddddddddddd! No heart in that - bad wingman etiquette I know but hey lick my balls :D) I got her laughing, and laughing and hair flicking, and teasing and she laughing - so cute! And teasing and negging and teasing and ooooh alittle to much teasing and negging and now she ignoring and ignoring and there is no coming back.. CRASH! haha, it was golden you guys should of seen it!

Went for a smoke

Downstairs I work an original, she;
"Excuse me we're trying to have a conversation here."
Instantly "Wow what a coincidence so am I." :D (jugglar)
She smiles but whatever I came up with next wasn't enough CRASH!

What's the count on that? Five anyway guess I was warmed up now.

I'm on the balcony with conway junior and me and him are seagulling for more cigarette's lets fast forward this I'm now with all the crew downstairs balcony...

Hot chick and her fat friend. Fatty's the leader.

I open with one of mine "Hey guys (blah blah beforehand shit you're suppose to say get half way through it).." and just stop and I'm body rocking. Puffing on cig's not giving a fuck..

Fatty reopens me with "Hey whats this thing you wanted me to give an opinion on :/" The attitude is exuding from her.
"Uhh .. you know I forgot the fucking pickup line aye.. sorry."

She laughs, which is good but I want to talk to your friend pleaseeeee. We continue the charade as I say;

"Hey you got a hickie on your tits, it's good that your showing that shit off. You know gotta get out there and show it off. You get guys that's good"
"It's not a hickie I'm not a slut" :/
"Hey you know how you're giving me the screwface, do you do that with everyone you just meet or are you just gay? (luvs2spoogee) :D"
"What's the screwface?"
"/:/ (facial expression)"

She laughs, the prime piece is with her now. And I can't remember what I said but it must of been good because I can't remember it which means I was on a roll and going direct so look out! :P Let's see...me and fatty where going toe to toe

I got the conversation to talking about her cherry.

"...you know how the guy pop's your cherry.."
"What's pop your 'cherry'?"
"You know when the guy sticks his dick about 6 inches down your vagina and breaks your hymen"
Fatty and her friend laugh at this and fatty can't help herself and she takes another automated swing "Haha, it's only 6 inches"
"No actually it's about this big" and I do the universal hand sign of a small penis with my thumb and index finger
"Hehe yeah like most of the guys in here."

I guess that's a still in and somehow through other conversation shit I can't remember we sit by a table and their laughing and callin me funny and shit. I finally get to fluffing with the prime piece of beautiful

"So where you frommmm" With my sexual innuendo tonality:)
"X, how about you?"
"I'm from X, shit this relationship would never work out, because I'd call you up and be like 'Hey baby, what you doing? Oh really...hey I'll come over, let me just take a fucking 4 hour drive'" :P
She laughs at this

Meanwhile fatty is blowing out the crew of mates with her harsh attitude shit haha, all good fella's. I notice she's staring at me and the hotness getting along and interjects love in the making. I'm talking with both of them now and more of the crew is still rolling in and getting blown out by the fatty :P I talk to the hot piece again, while the wings still try and break in with the fatty

Fatty say's
"Do you know these guys?" :/
I'm forced to say "Nah, but I reckon you should get with one of em...you know because fucken, why not.. :D"

I turn to hotness and I'm playing with her hair running my fingers through it "You have nice hair, it's all coloured all purple and shit" She's giggling "Lemme guess I bet your a fucking hairdresser aren't you"

They both laugh "YES! HAHA"

I ask fatty about what I should do with my hair, she screwfaces again and says "That's a boring question."
"My apologies let me talk about how I'll use my cock to break your hymen again."
They both laugh
Fatty laughs again and says "I like you. :)"
"Well derrrr, I'm only the fucken coolest mother fucking you've even seen"
They both crack up laughing and I use 5 questions on hotness which scores me a drink (old habits die hard)
I'm vibing on natural shit some more and then I get;
"Hey I said I was outta smokes before, but you can have one. :)"

Hotness pulls out her pack with her full deck of smokes and I tease her for being a tight ass. She's asking about me and I'm in and I can feel the conversation going towards deeper places with her. The wings have fatty occupied for the moment but she again interupts and at this point I go "Shut up you mother fucker."

Her mouth is wide open but she laughs "I can't believe you just said that."
I find out shes hotness's boss through my fluff talk with fatty. They want to go dance I say "I'm taking a piss and I'll meet you there maybe but probably not."
"Oh we need to go to the toilet too"
"Okay let's all go, we can be a toilet posse that'll be our gang and shit." I do hand shakes with them and they laugh and then off we go and I chuck a piss.

I exit before them and message birds on the phone while I wait. They come out and walk by, I reopen "Hey buy my drink and I decided where going to dance now so let's do that, I'll have a vodka and orange."

Hotness gets me a vodka and orange and we go shuffle for abit then go into the tiled area.

yadda yadda yadda yadda

I grab both there phone numbers

Sorry new topics now and this is old news (that's what I get for not finishing it then and there)