Wednesday, March 5, 2008

LR: Sis 21st (23-26/02/08)

On Saturday went to sis's 21st was very dope with a multitude of her friends who are fuckin sexy and around my sis's age. dopeeeeeeeeeee

Fast forward

Up the drive way comes this tall girl with beautiful fair white skin and soft blue eyes and she's got this tight little short haired blonde bob, fucking stylish yet she had an essence of geek about her. So in short she is fucking sexy. She's waltzing around the driveway trying to peer into the backyard.
"Hey, who are you?"=D I ask
"Umm is this __'s party?"
"Yeah she's my sister, what's your name you're nice I think you'd be allowed in"
"Haha, so it's up to you"
"Well yeh but it's alright, you nice, where's all your posse and crew?:D"
"Oh I came alone, me and __ just work together"
"Cool you're allowed to keep me company, come through the back here"=D Caressing the small of her back I bring her into the party and she's made it at the right time because the food is being served.

We talk over dinner while I also organise for the non pickup mates around the corner to drop by, I have to give a 21st speech now and I tell the story of how I fly kicked my sister's huge maori boyfriend one day and lucky it didn't escalate because I would of fully have had to of taken him out along with his giant size maori mates who should eat more because those guys are really tiny. The maori dudes with their no neck's are loving it, plus the fact that inbetween the speech I'm making a point a drop the word "Vagina..." mid sentence, like;

"Hey it's good you guys are alllll here, this is an aweseome event vagina and we really..." and "It's like she's grown up and now you go throu the motions and tribulations vagina.."

You get the picture, don't know why I did this but I think it is very dope, thank you very much.

I'm just being a socialable nigga doing my thing. My dad is doing it dirty old man styles pissed out of his brain and goes to one of my sis's friend "Hey, do you want to come home with me?". He' s doing apoc shocker and shit, now that's fucking funny.

I'm digressing, my mate says "You just can't pickup at house partie's and stuff..." and I'm like "mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn", so I sidle up to my fair skin blonde bob and we hit the dance floor for abit chatting shit, we come back to the table chatting more shit and the time is just swinging by, I say;

"Hey how you getting home tonight?"
"Oh I think I'm going to sleep here because on the way I think I bumped my tyre or something and I have a flat":/
"Haha really, let's go check">D

We walk out to her car in the front yard, do a half ass circle of her car, "Nah nothing, hey give me a kiss" I say and she kisses wierd, like her chin keeps doing push ups... nevertheless shes up against her ride and we come up for air and revisit the party and have a break from each other while I'm chasing up this other girl who is there and apparently going out with some olympic star, she's just as stunning if not more so anyway blonde bob is eyeing me from a distance being not too far an shit. Olympic hunnie has to run and she invites me to her party in the future

Partie's winding down and dad's passed out slumped in a picnic chair, only a few bodies about fucking up dance floor and me and blonde bob hit the front yard. We are making out and I'm fingering her in the front yard and it's getting pretty intense and one of the giant maori's walks out and goes "Oops oh my sorry haha", blonde bob the cutie says;
"This doesn't happen to me...I mean who are you???"
"What are you talking about, doesn't everybody do this?" (Keep fingering)

Later after a cypher and guitar jamming It's 5 am and I jet off home saying goodbye's and giving blonde bob a goodbye text. Next day I organise to hang out over text and we hang out at queens on the monday.

"I'm reading the financial review, now that's gangggggggggsta". She laughs as I'm fucking around pretending to look up stocks, talk more shit while she eats her din din at queens "Let's go to my house"
"Haha aren't you drunk?"
"Two pints dunno"
"Haha, nah we better not..." We waltz up Mt Lawley and I tell her about the gay bathhouse where dudes are all up in there pounding each other orgy styles in the ass around here and then I tell her how she's a member and the adult shop where you ask for "video head cleaner" and you can buy valium over the counter all under the table styles (this is all true - except for her being a member)

After a short walk around the spot we go back towards our cars,
"Okay, now let's go to my house"=D
"Okay, yeah it's kinda too early to head home anyways...=D"

At cartel biggydoom(tm)

We watch 5 minutes of halfway thru supernatural and make out mega and she has lovely lovely breastasessess, I didn't notice these before cos she's the type to wrap em down, fuck knows why let em swing about baby. Did I mention she has beautiful fair skin and hates the tan look, I find this refreshing. She tells me I'm her second time, literally her second time and she's 22. I'm stunned! How this gawjus gawjus hun can walk about without being pinned (she told me she use to be very shy). The sex was abit ho hum and she was pushing me back in slight pain as we intercoursed it up but I can't really blame her and teaching will be alot of fun

Dopeeeeeeeeee

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