Persia in Asia

Rightio on Saturday at the club just passed I saw this goddess so I step,

"Hey pretty girl, I love you."
She gives me the raised eyebrows
"So why you standing here all alone?"
"I'm jus waiting for my friends, umm can you go over there."
"Why would I want to go over there, when you're over here?" I say calmly with my hands in my pockets
She laughs and plays with her phone, shuffles away slightly and I'm standing in the same spot still rocking my hands in my pockets,
"So where you from and whats your name?"
"Why do you want to know my name?"
"Because you're gorgeous, why wouldn't I want to know your name?"
She shuffles back in and she tells me she's persian and suddenly there is this air of electricity she continues with,
"You know you should probably know I don't like guys..."
"What a coincidence that's awesome, I don't like guys either."
"Haha! So what's your name?"
"I asked first haha"

Then suddenly, in comes my cousin, what the fuck??

"No! zib, this is my cousin haha"
"Aww shit?" Me and the persian goddess say,

My cousin then tells persia how my mums her godmother (insert boring how we are related family tree convo that leads too;)

"Sorry about that love haha, catch ya later"

Can't win em all