So here I was just filling up my car just before going out once again to meet and tune people when who should rock up? But a fine fine hunnie pulling up on the same pump I was using, going to fill up her ride on the other side of the pump. She was wearing a while singlet and you could see her pale chocolate standard bra from underneath cupping her big breasts, she had black short shorts with a white trim and even though she didn't have any shoes on and her limp brunette hair wasn't done and she was rocking an ever so slight large nose, she was still hot.
I was in my head "What should I say...open her man!... Say something!" I saw her having sneaky checkout sessions as I was doing of me. So I went to go pay for my petrol and after stalling at the counter for a few seconds to let her 'catch up' I walked back from the counter passing her and smirked as she was walking into the checkout to pay for her petrol. Outside I took it slow towards my car and she came out walking towards her car, I gathered myself calmly and worked it;
"Excuse me"
"Ahh yeah? (Smiling)"
"You know you are absolutely beautiful, can I pinch your phone number?"
"(Big smile) Hehe, I can't sorry I have a boyfriend"
"Haha, that's cool - pleasure meeting you :D"
Now the 'rejection' isn't the focus here. The focus is me having for the first time ever in 24 years actually having the gawl to just walk up and go direct like this. I made her day I could see it because her smile was blinding.
Later I met up with JM and we went to the bar he likes with all the backpacker Asians in it. This time around there wasn't really talent going around and it was pretty much a regular cocktoberfest. JM met up with some bald bloke with a hunch back and a geeky lego hat on who just happen to be there. He look totally gay and even had the addition of speaking and sounding totally gay. This bloke was our apparent representation of our cities PUA, I've heard stories of his pulls and he'd taken a workshop with Tyler Durdan once and apparently done shit, he was charging suckers for his time. JM asked him about what it was like teaching, I really didn't want to give him the kudos's because he was leering at me and was robotic with pickup speak sounding totally gay. Anyways I wanted to see some shit and we told him to come along while we bail this penis parlour and hit the Nevar street strip with the beer cafes on it. Namely the joint called Beer cafe 2.
The line was huge and we walked the street like stooges. We went to Lion flower where there was no one in there so we went back to beer cafe 2 after we probably should of just chilled in the line. I saw the "guru" open up a girl in line, nothing. I saw him approach a table of people, nothing. He disappeared. Me and JM did laps of the club and didn't approach even though there was plentiful talent.
Anyways the "Guru" was a good bloke and all when he finally let his guard down after 30 minutes but dude, after 7 long years of this shit he showed me nothing. I see a PUA as a good bloke who gets along with anyone, a real hub of the party who gets along with anyone he meets.
Thats what I want to achieve.
I swear man, I'm fucking cool with everyone even this bloke even though I'm breaking his balls.
be easyyyyy, out tonight again :D
have fun
zib
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