-Last two weeks blow out city

Oi where the fuck have you been?

haha word

Righto

Don't know the dealio but let’s recount what's been happening

In short

Blow out after blow out

I think it's to do with getting access again to bitseduce.com (just too much readily available information), me quitting smoking so I'm all short fused and just general pussiness at not entering sets, but here goes of what I can remember over the past two weeks or so

Week 1 – Hit Thursday at hot little bar with tremendous talent with wing. Both had no balls and didn’t step.

-Casino nightclub: Met up with local PU lair blokes - was an awkward evening. Got opened by a chick with her crew at the bar, she gave me "Wow that looks good, what drink is that?" Couldn't get it off the ground though haha lame. It was a long island ice tea by the way.

-Got blown out by two chicks focused on the pokie machines.

-Didn't open later on the cas floor or in the club. Actually in the club there was a chick with gold boots on I got burnt.

-No hunnies at x bar later went to adjacent x bar where my cousin was the bouncer at the door under his knees his legs don't work so good on him for still being a hard nut out the front. He kinda ignored me but I don't blame him because he had to be customary to some bikie gang members. Now that's social proof - it's either that or they fuck shit up. Inside didn't open nothing except some small flirtage with the barkeep hunni. Got a free drink that’s it.

-Saturday – X-hotel. One chick at bar, went well she had boyfriend though.

-X-city club. It's a blur but opened a hairdresser from somewhere in England who was on holiday, kept it open even though she didn't want any of my time. I reckon I could have got her number.

-Saw an old friend who’s a knob jockey of the highest order. He was with three birds, one was hot - I opened her scammed a free drink which she didn't end up buying. Her mates said don't worry about it. Her short dumpy fat friend interjected pretended not to hear the shit I was speaking. I think I could have closed the hot friend had I had more time.

-Went to x-bar with the emo's in it. I fancy em yeah... so what? Stood in line for ten years, fell in love 3 times didn't open any of them, except a 'Hello' and a quick chat to the second hottest. One of them - the hottest! Was actually being kinoed by an actual disabled retard. How interesting... It's good to be alpha here because all the blokes seriously haven’t let their balls drop yet, saw gold boots again she knew what was up haha, shoulda opened for giggles. Llama again - no birds so held up the post with my back.

Week 2 –Thursday was nuts again but didn’t open.

–Friday, mate couldn't get into usual spot because of his shoes. We've been there previous and he's worn the same shit and never had problems. Went to cas nightclub again, saw the chick that opened me the last week, she was there again. We actually hugged hello like we where long time mates. Could of closed it but her mate dragged her off even though I ran some interference. I must remember to just go for the number 'keys to the vip' style when the distraction comes in, my instincts told me it was so on and I actually hunted for her later that night. Didn't see her again :( On another note cheers to our wing who has been sitting back as of late, he’s coming well out of his shell and was an approach machine not just this night but several nights after. Much props to Notorious.

-Saw a hot blonde by the cas nightclub bar. Could have stepped but staled. Same hoes from last week. Step to an average bird, had it going for a few moments even though she wasn't having it and dealt with the interference of her friend and a couple bloke friends of hers hovering around like "wtf is this dude...". I should no better than to step to average birds anyway. Something else, something else, old school buddy with insecure pack of bloke friends. Hello shakes here and there nothing spesh got old friends sister’s number. No x-bar at swank spot because of shitty weather then went home.

-Saturday went out with my mate’s brother - unusual. Hit usual spot, half hearted approaches, one full one - got her to open up even though she was cold. Tried to give a girl a block of ice cause she rejected me cold haha, she wasn't having that either. Bird with the boyfriend from last week waved me a hello - she looked different. I liked her better with her hair down. Wall flowered it up. Went to next usual, didn't open. Wanted to hit emo joint but wings wanted to bail. Went to swank bar. Didn't go to adjacent swank bar because I didn't feel like getting stabbed. Touch worried for cuzy luckily we didn't go there last night someone got shanked thank you rain. Saw old school buddy with her sister. Got told twice I couldn't get in with the shoes I had on told em "Nah it's all good hey...” It was because I got in haha. Before that tooled some dude in line looking him dead on in the eyes - he shat and actually bailed. Serves him right. Hung out with old school mate and her friends, they good chicks. Saw some Brisbane Lions they killed our eagles on our home ground :( Anyways who gives a fuck that the brissy lions are there and some balding news reader woopdido and what? Didn't open. Shoulda step to this absolutely fine hunni who was drunk and eyeing me, someone else obliged and made out with her instead, serves me right for stalling.

Went home, jerked it - awesome!

What to do? Step more and please no more dog hoes, raise standards. I want to step to a ridiculous bunch of hot girls and some groups with guys in them gotta start working that practise.

-Just got a message from a girl I salvaged which is proof that you should never let up. She's shit testing me by calling me a girl, so I'm asleep right now and I’ll message her tomorrow haha :P

Reading over this, it is not actually that bad. Game on.

zib zib zibba!