-LR: Danny ain't the only champ (16.12.07)

Me and Fidelio went to a somewhat local joint to watch the Danny Green fight, afterwards we went to the Brisbane where we had quite an adventure. But before we start this episode here's a small preview of freo Saturday 15th night:D

Leedy was dead so we went to Metro's freo and thankfully it was packed off the hook, opened pretty well after a shaky start but I knew I had it in me after Friday's work do;

I like this one cos I've been trying to work the shock and awe style more and I think I'm starting to get a handle on it. She really did have a banging face and rack so it felt good telling her straight like this

So I open
"Hey do you reckon it's alright for a girl to smack the shit out of the bf jus cos she see's him talkin with another girl?"
"Umm well..."
"(usual follow up then abruptly stop and go) You know what I can't even talk to you and I forgot what I'm saying because I keep staring at you're beautiful face, do you know you're so fucking beautiful?"
"Hehe thanks...:D"
"Baby, I like your style, everyone’s like a carbon copy all fake like looking the same but you're all smoove as up in here with your original shit. Those stockings are really sexy on you, Just so you know I'm undressing you with my eye's. And I'm holding myself back from jumping you."
"I have a tongue ring, see look..." she says as she points her tongue out at me
"Are you trying to seduce me? Because it's working, I like your mole studs on your lip too, real stylish" Now I gather I may be going abit too far so I say "...Can I have a look at the underside of your lip, I just wanna see how it all works under there?" She flips her top lip back and I'm staring at veiny pink with two metal rivets covered in plastic.
"Cool" I say "So the plastic helps like not scrap your gums and that, that's sexy, give me a hug I'm just gonna drop my hands for a moment and brush your ass because I'm crafty like that"
"Hehe" She comes in with the hug and I cop a good feel.

We talk about how she’s a makeup artist and how I airbrush skanks for a living at the mo. I give her 4 questions and I'm able to pick out that she never likes guys first, she's the type where guys grow on her than she ends up liking them. She can't believe I know this plus I picked out she loves the water but at the same time she’s scared of it. I like 4 questions because it's underrated and every man and their dog is doing the cube. Yet 4 questions is so much easier to set up... anyway I get the number and what's interesting is she never ends up leaving until I say "K I gotta get back to mates now" ten years later. Btw in this group, was working the tag team nice with Fidelio here and he ended up getting the librarian looking friend, she was dope too.

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So it's Sunday night and I want to watch the Green fight so me and Fidelio roll down to the Paddo, actually some nice talent around yay :D But we go to Brisbane after the fight after gorging out at macca's.

Fidelio open's a bird and I get introduced and sea gulled then slink off to the side and let him work it, she was sassing it up from the get go. In come's her two friends which is great because I'm looking like a tool and there is only so long you can pretend you're msging someone on your phone haha.

I'm giving it the natural treatment and she asks if I'm gay (yes, I'm a lesbian) and telling me I'm so young (good genes) trying to suss out what I do I say "Well you know how you're really gawjus right? Then you go to FHM or Ralph and you ask for your picture taken, I'm the guy that comes in after and airbrushes your rolls away." This is a nice little neg I came up with because I give them an over the top outright compliment then tell them they have rolls or horrible tissue scars - I'm sure you boys can see how it works.

I'm telling her nothing really about me but I find out she's divorced and a flight attendant emergency trainer for other flight attendants, she's like the go to girl for this - pretty dope if you ask me, people you meet eh..

Some how this comes up in convo and she challenges me and says "You don't know me from a bar of soap."
"Well actually... (4 questions - With shortened reply) You’re complete with what you've achieved yet you're one of those people who wants to go through a lot of experiences, you're basically the type of person who gets one of those '101 things before you die books' and goes through ticking them off, your also an environmentalist, whose loyal to your friends yet you're prone to being mean to them sometimes and lashing out but you do feel guilty about it the next day oh and you are comfortable with your sexuality, you think you're pretty good and you take control in the bedroom and when you see a guy you like you have no problem jumping him."
"How the fuck do you know all this!"

Anyways Brisbane shuts and everyone has to leave, we meet up with them outside. I tease her alittle more and we make out (I honestly didn't expect this because she went on and on about my youngism and how she’s divorced etc). Fidelio is doing this "I'm cool as fuck thing" and honestly it really is cool as fuck haha. Anyways the gorgeous hunny babies are saying "Fidelio I like you, but you're attidude rah rah rah" and this went on well into the night right before I made my girl buy me some smokes and she bought the wrong kind so I told her to go back inside and exchange the smokes for the smokes I really wanted haha then the girls went back inside the peto station bought pre-mixes and Fidelio's bird wanted to get pinned by him right there in the Caltex toilet the dirtbag:P

They all come back out I make out alittle more talking shit and we deal with a small other bloke problem and hop in the car to there joint.

We're sitting around this outdoorsy table and the convo is basically "Fidelio I like you, but your attitude rah rah rah" fucking going on and on for a good hour odd and my chick is doing this shit, meanwhile none of it is touching Fidelio, it’s like he’s talking about tea and shit! At the same time flight girl is interjecting with "Fuck zibb you're hot I want to molest you!"
"Cool, I spose...:|"
This interjection just builds and builds and at one point she brings me inside so we can "get the drinks". In her bedroom I lick her out for a couple minutes so I guess I got my drink...:D
We go outside and attempt to have a convo again as a group but now flight attendant girl is straddling me and lets me open her top and suck on her titties right there. This hunny baby really does go for it! I thought I was just talking shit on 4 questions but hooray right? :D I tell her “Maybe we shouldn’t do this here” and she goes “I don’t care it’s my house.”

Fidelio and his girl grab the drinks now and I end up in the hammock with flight girl and basically fingering & fondling away to my hearts content on an uncomfortable hammock pinned narrowly. Fidelio and his hunny baby walk out and mine’s got her top unbuttoned and her fly down and makes a half hearted slow effort to button it all back up when they walk out, I take her inside and we continue on the couch before finally getting naked in her room.

She's really into it moaning like hell, telling me she loves me like hell, how it's so good to feel skin on skin and basically she's a touch too chatty and a bit hippy but we stay in there the whole night chatting in bed (she has a deep fascination with being taken hostage on the plane), fucking then resting abit in a cycle that goes to 3am and I gotta get to work at 6. One hilight at one point I blam it all, all over her stomach and she tells me she wants me to smear it in like lotion because she really likes it, I'm all like "Alright cool..."

I hop outside and see Fidelio with his birds skirt up in the hammock, he's been fingering & fondling away also and on the drive home he tells me his girl went out tonight while her boyfriend stayed at home looking after his mother who is dying of cancer. I mean how the fuck am I spose to find a wife with wrong shit like that happening :/

People you meet eh...

p.s. - I mean for example that chick from the Friday night wants me to bang her while her boyfriend will watch in the corner, me fucking her and shit... I mean wtf haha!

Dope