WARNING -this is long.
On Fri (14-12-07) found out I was suppose to hit a work jam. This was a surprise to me because I'd only been there since Wednesday, all good with me and I got bonus money for fuck all haha
lLittle bonus ere...
So there is like 20 of us, all guys and where warming up at the local beer joint. Fast forward to the night out. We warm up alittle more at the pub next to the library. There is some faggot outside and he's drunk off his hole and this joker decides he wants to fuck with me, you know me the peacocking with the different shoes on and that pink shirt with the naked power ranger ya'll have seen it (I was getting shit earlier from the workmates earlier today for it haha) anyways this guy goes;
Fag: Oi man, this guy just broke up with his gf and he's already chatting up chicks, isn't that fucked up?
Me: No, I'm fine with it, he's moving on
Fag:What the fuck? Where are you from bitch!
Me:What?
Fag: I said where are you from bitch!
Me: (calm) What are ya? A bitch, how long you been a bitch?
Fag: What'd you call me?
This faggot steps up to me close thinking ill fold cos I got all this stylish shit on.
Me: I called you a fucking BITCH.
Looking him dead in the eye I puff on my cigg and blow it in the cunt's face.
Fag: I like you man, you got heart. I never would of known and I underestimated you sorry for calling you a bitch.
Me: Fucking right, now move the fuck away from me.
He fucks off. Whose folding now bitch haha.
Rightio in the library
On the top floor with all the work crew and all 20 odd blokes are holding up the wall after earlier alot of them where talking shit about how they are the mack, bless em...
It's early and no ones really inside and these two girls come walking by the bar, all the boys are freezed up and 40 eye's are burning holes into these two girls. I open...
It goes okay and they where laughing I'm only warming up. The boys looking from a distance are going "Haha what the fuckkkkkk! You sick cunttttttttt WOO!!". We know just cos you're in set for awhile it don't mean shit and it could not be going as well. The boys have no idea bless em...
Another girl comes walking up 5 minutes later and I open her. The boys are like "Holy shit! Again! Phwoaaaaaar!!". This one goes much better and I'm bringing the touch up rubbing her arm, hand on the waist and we're hugging and she's laughing and shit, probably should of gone for the number I reckon I would of got it but I figured Id get it later, the attraction was there, club was still really empty and it is a small joint - this was a mistake because I didn't end up seeing her again that night haha.
Back at the bar I'm getting; "You're insane! WTF!" one of the blokes is on a pill and he goes "Oi man, you're psycho! How do you do that, you're tripping me out mannnnn!"
Keep in mind I've only stepped to two groups so far haha
Another group comes with 2 girls and I open running the same lines, this goes well but they are dragged away though later by friends. I'm thinking I can reopen later. This time around I'm starting to get stragglers from the 20 odd work mates and they are hanging off me following me around and shit. In particular my now new french friend, awesome bloke btw;
In his french accent he says "Hey do you do that man?"
"Well which girl do you like?"
"De blond over there is really bootiful..."
"Cool I'll take the brunette, okay you ready here goes..."
I tap the blonde and the brunette on the shoulder. They are currently being chatted up by two other random dudes.
I motion them to come over with my hand, the brunette comes waltzing over I see that my workmate is shitting his pants with AA.
I tell the brunette whose an 8, to talk to my friend frenchie. Frenchie is staccato with the chat but he's got baseline interest with the french accent. The brunette close up is fucking tight!(hot) btw and I make a mental note that she waltz'd over so basically it's pretty much over and she's mine yay yay:P
The blonde is still standing with the dudes but she's looking over our way now because her mate is with us, I motion her over cocky like with my hand again because I know she'll eventually come over cos of the mate, but she's being standoffish giving me the screw face she says from a distance with a screwface;
"That doesn't work for me":/
I smirk and shrug give an obvious fake sigh and walk up to her and place my hand on her arm "Okay now I'm here was that difficult?". I pull her over to the group and she' still armed with the screwface, good little test for frenchie haha I ask for her name and say "Hey Frenchie, this is my friend ---, hey --- this is Frenchie! He's awesome" I push the blonde toward frenchie and grab me the brunette, she tells me she likes my style, my gear is another wing but we don't end up chatting for long I can't even remember but by this time I was on a roll and didn't use routines. I'm noticing alot of girls and groups checking me out now and somehow I end up talking to someone else. Later I see the three of standing down by the booths. Frenchie is only chatting to the blonde, he's basically in love. The brunette is standing there alone. I’m feeling generous and I tell one of my workmate's "Oi man Frenchie needs a wing, you should go talk to her!"
"Nah can't got a missus..."
Well oh well haha...I go to the booth area and say "Hey I'm zibb, what's your name?"
"Hi I'm ---"
We actually get along really well and I find out she's into fashion, subi, dressing up, likes looking flash and classing it up and I'm definately down with that and our faces are hovering close to each other and there is alot of touchy feely, so we're getting on really well, so well I decide it's time for me to get a drink.
I come back and the three of them are in the booths now. The two girls are on one side and Frenchie by himself on the other, I sit next to Frenchie and there is this fucking gay little table between us so I say
"Hey this is gay" and I grab the blonde girls hand pulling her up gently saying "Let's swap places", this move is money and me and the brunette are back where we left off chatting about stylish random shit. Meanwhile Frenchie is searching for words and I notice that the blonde is letting her foot jut my leg and stay there,
"Let's go dance!" The brunette says
She drags me from the booth and I decide before we hit the floor I want another drink. The blonde and Frenchie follow us to the bar, then the girls talk with one another and the blonde says to us both "Hey do you want to come with us to the deen?"
Frenchie goes 'AWW YEAH WEE WEE! THAT WOULD BE REALLIEE GOOOD YAH?!!!" and I go "Aw I dunno...I spose...". The girls decide they want to go to the loo before we hit the library dance floor and I go "I know what this means" and the brunette goes "No no, we actually need to hit the toilet"
"Prove it, let me pinch your number"
"Okay
"
The brunette gives me the math and then gives me her phone and tells me to put my number in her phone, now I know they'll be back.
While they're gone Frenchie is all "Did you get her numba??! I want the blonde girls numba!"
"Did you ask for it?"
"Umm.."
"It's cool just ask for it when they come back"
"Wee hav to wait here for dem! To make sure ley come back"
"Nah man, that's not cool let's talk to other girls"
"But I duhnot want any other girl, that (blonde) is sooooo bootiful"
"Well it's not cool to wait anyway haha, c'mon let's go hang with the workcrew"
I see my boss shining his heavy duty green laser pointer on some girls tits and ass, I think this is really fresh.
I come back a good couple minutes later and Frenchie is there with the blonde, brunette is just hanging out then see's me and we hug "I thought I lost ya" she says and we hit the dance floor. We take random snaps, me and the brunette slink off soon after cuddling really close and the kiss ensues. Meanwhile poor Frenchie and the blonde are standing next to each other and it's clear she ain't into him. We then all head off to the deen.
At the deen me and the brunette make out some more while the blonde and frenchie just stand there. Now the brunette is helping me out and she's pushing her friend onto frenchie and the brunette says to frenchie
"Hey do you want her number?"
Frenchie is "Umm..."
"Give me your phone"
She types the blondes number into his phone and then keeps pushing her friend onto frenchie, man I so wanted him to get it and in the nightclub I wanted to tell him what to do but GIVING OUT UNASKED ADVICE JUST DEMORALISES A PERSON.
The brunette tells me that she wants to and she thinks frenchie is cute but he's just abit to drunk...
Anyway it leads to the blonde eventually saying "Hey we need to go the bathroom" and stealing my brunette
I know the numbers solid so it's all good just no tonight action :D
I later found out they went back to the library.
Frenchie is pissed off and cursing in his native tongue. I'm taking him home now in the car and he's telling me how he messaged her a couple of times in the deen after they left bless him..he's telling me how he really lilkes her and that's awesome, I tell him to just chill and try msg/call Sunday/Monday.
It's next day Saturday now and I get this message "Hey u wil not trus me but im here in mcdonlds and (blonde) is with me"
Dope.
On Fri (14-12-07) found out I was suppose to hit a work jam. This was a surprise to me because I'd only been there since Wednesday, all good with me and I got bonus money for fuck all haha
lLittle bonus ere...
So there is like 20 of us, all guys and where warming up at the local beer joint. Fast forward to the night out. We warm up alittle more at the pub next to the library. There is some faggot outside and he's drunk off his hole and this joker decides he wants to fuck with me, you know me the peacocking with the different shoes on and that pink shirt with the naked power ranger ya'll have seen it (I was getting shit earlier from the workmates earlier today for it haha) anyways this guy goes;
Fag: Oi man, this guy just broke up with his gf and he's already chatting up chicks, isn't that fucked up?
Me: No, I'm fine with it, he's moving on
Fag:What the fuck? Where are you from bitch!
Me:What?
Fag: I said where are you from bitch!
Me: (calm) What are ya? A bitch, how long you been a bitch?
Fag: What'd you call me?
This faggot steps up to me close thinking ill fold cos I got all this stylish shit on.
Me: I called you a fucking BITCH.
Looking him dead in the eye I puff on my cigg and blow it in the cunt's face.
Fag: I like you man, you got heart. I never would of known and I underestimated you sorry for calling you a bitch.
Me: Fucking right, now move the fuck away from me.
He fucks off. Whose folding now bitch haha.
Rightio in the library
On the top floor with all the work crew and all 20 odd blokes are holding up the wall after earlier alot of them where talking shit about how they are the mack, bless em...
It's early and no ones really inside and these two girls come walking by the bar, all the boys are freezed up and 40 eye's are burning holes into these two girls. I open...
It goes okay and they where laughing I'm only warming up. The boys looking from a distance are going "Haha what the fuckkkkkk! You sick cunttttttttt WOO!!". We know just cos you're in set for awhile it don't mean shit and it could not be going as well. The boys have no idea bless em...
Another girl comes walking up 5 minutes later and I open her. The boys are like "Holy shit! Again! Phwoaaaaaar!!". This one goes much better and I'm bringing the touch up rubbing her arm, hand on the waist and we're hugging and she's laughing and shit, probably should of gone for the number I reckon I would of got it but I figured Id get it later, the attraction was there, club was still really empty and it is a small joint - this was a mistake because I didn't end up seeing her again that night haha.
Back at the bar I'm getting; "You're insane! WTF!" one of the blokes is on a pill and he goes "Oi man, you're psycho! How do you do that, you're tripping me out mannnnn!"
Keep in mind I've only stepped to two groups so far haha
Another group comes with 2 girls and I open running the same lines, this goes well but they are dragged away though later by friends. I'm thinking I can reopen later. This time around I'm starting to get stragglers from the 20 odd work mates and they are hanging off me following me around and shit. In particular my now new french friend, awesome bloke btw;
In his french accent he says "Hey do you do that man?"
"Well which girl do you like?"
"De blond over there is really bootiful..."
"Cool I'll take the brunette, okay you ready here goes..."
I tap the blonde and the brunette on the shoulder. They are currently being chatted up by two other random dudes.
I motion them to come over with my hand, the brunette comes waltzing over I see that my workmate is shitting his pants with AA.
I tell the brunette whose an 8, to talk to my friend frenchie. Frenchie is staccato with the chat but he's got baseline interest with the french accent. The brunette close up is fucking tight!(hot) btw and I make a mental note that she waltz'd over so basically it's pretty much over and she's mine yay yay:P
The blonde is still standing with the dudes but she's looking over our way now because her mate is with us, I motion her over cocky like with my hand again because I know she'll eventually come over cos of the mate, but she's being standoffish giving me the screw face she says from a distance with a screwface;
"That doesn't work for me":/
I smirk and shrug give an obvious fake sigh and walk up to her and place my hand on her arm "Okay now I'm here was that difficult?". I pull her over to the group and she' still armed with the screwface, good little test for frenchie haha I ask for her name and say "Hey Frenchie, this is my friend ---, hey --- this is Frenchie! He's awesome" I push the blonde toward frenchie and grab me the brunette, she tells me she likes my style, my gear is another wing but we don't end up chatting for long I can't even remember but by this time I was on a roll and didn't use routines. I'm noticing alot of girls and groups checking me out now and somehow I end up talking to someone else. Later I see the three of standing down by the booths. Frenchie is only chatting to the blonde, he's basically in love. The brunette is standing there alone. I’m feeling generous and I tell one of my workmate's "Oi man Frenchie needs a wing, you should go talk to her!"
"Nah can't got a missus..."
Well oh well haha...I go to the booth area and say "Hey I'm zibb, what's your name?"
"Hi I'm ---"
We actually get along really well and I find out she's into fashion, subi, dressing up, likes looking flash and classing it up and I'm definately down with that and our faces are hovering close to each other and there is alot of touchy feely, so we're getting on really well, so well I decide it's time for me to get a drink.
I come back and the three of them are in the booths now. The two girls are on one side and Frenchie by himself on the other, I sit next to Frenchie and there is this fucking gay little table between us so I say
"Hey this is gay" and I grab the blonde girls hand pulling her up gently saying "Let's swap places", this move is money and me and the brunette are back where we left off chatting about stylish random shit. Meanwhile Frenchie is searching for words and I notice that the blonde is letting her foot jut my leg and stay there,
"Let's go dance!" The brunette says
She drags me from the booth and I decide before we hit the floor I want another drink. The blonde and Frenchie follow us to the bar, then the girls talk with one another and the blonde says to us both "Hey do you want to come with us to the deen?"
Frenchie goes 'AWW YEAH WEE WEE! THAT WOULD BE REALLIEE GOOOD YAH?!!!" and I go "Aw I dunno...I spose...". The girls decide they want to go to the loo before we hit the library dance floor and I go "I know what this means" and the brunette goes "No no, we actually need to hit the toilet"
"Prove it, let me pinch your number"
"Okay
"The brunette gives me the math and then gives me her phone and tells me to put my number in her phone, now I know they'll be back.
While they're gone Frenchie is all "Did you get her numba??! I want the blonde girls numba!"
"Did you ask for it?"
"Umm.."
"It's cool just ask for it when they come back"
"Wee hav to wait here for dem! To make sure ley come back"
"Nah man, that's not cool let's talk to other girls"
"But I duhnot want any other girl, that (blonde) is sooooo bootiful"
"Well it's not cool to wait anyway haha, c'mon let's go hang with the workcrew"
I see my boss shining his heavy duty green laser pointer on some girls tits and ass, I think this is really fresh.
I come back a good couple minutes later and Frenchie is there with the blonde, brunette is just hanging out then see's me and we hug "I thought I lost ya" she says and we hit the dance floor. We take random snaps, me and the brunette slink off soon after cuddling really close and the kiss ensues. Meanwhile poor Frenchie and the blonde are standing next to each other and it's clear she ain't into him. We then all head off to the deen.
At the deen me and the brunette make out some more while the blonde and frenchie just stand there. Now the brunette is helping me out and she's pushing her friend onto frenchie and the brunette says to frenchie
"Hey do you want her number?"
Frenchie is "Umm..."
"Give me your phone"
She types the blondes number into his phone and then keeps pushing her friend onto frenchie, man I so wanted him to get it and in the nightclub I wanted to tell him what to do but GIVING OUT UNASKED ADVICE JUST DEMORALISES A PERSON.
The brunette tells me that she wants to and she thinks frenchie is cute but he's just abit to drunk...
Anyway it leads to the blonde eventually saying "Hey we need to go the bathroom" and stealing my brunette
I know the numbers solid so it's all good just no tonight action :DI later found out they went back to the library.
Frenchie is pissed off and cursing in his native tongue. I'm taking him home now in the car and he's telling me how he messaged her a couple of times in the deen after they left bless him..he's telling me how he really lilkes her and that's awesome, I tell him to just chill and try msg/call Sunday/Monday.
It's next day Saturday now and I get this message "Hey u wil not trus me but im here in mcdonlds and (blonde) is with me"
Dope.
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