Fucking PU treat and a half

Here's a treat. This is what I'm using (for those in the know) be warned though it's for the novice/intermediate in PU, fuck knows if I'm even there probably not :P or perhaps I'm just fucking with you anyways here is my script - I use a Mystery Method/Style format with abit of Doc Paul/DYD now thrown in for some edge let me know if you reckon I have holes in my script peace!

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“What a beautiful person she is”

Attitudes –I don’t give a shit about what people think about me. I have a lot more fun that way.
-Invest in yourself you’ll become the one that magnetically attracts women
-She’s hitting on me. She’s messing up her chances with me
-I’m the 10. Don’t worry about her reaction.
-Of course she wants me, she’s moving to fast
-I’m comfortable in my own skin
-Don’t get flustered as long as they enjoy the company – so what?
-I am a confident relaxed male
-With authority and no doubt I can do anything I want. Ideal frame
-To be great, don’t be needy and rely on other peoples needs

Pebbles - "Note to self: do not date this girl
- That's it. We're breaking up. You can keep the dog
- That's an interesting accent - where are you from?"
- (Town/TV Show) Never heard of it
- Wow, you’re alittle creepy

Push/pull -Wow, we are moving to fast. I can’t talk to you no more. Let’s get married
- I love your style, you’re such a dork
-I like you but I don’t know you well enough
-You know you’re trouble my mother warned me about girls like you. You’ll break my heart and sleep with all my friends – man you have no chance, I eat girls like you for breakfast. (I eat guys like you for lunch) That’s okay I’m full!
-You’re a (occupation) I can’t even talk to you right now

Comebacks – Wow you are so beautiful…you know because of your personality
-Hahahaha, do you have a high enough self esteem to talk to me properly?
-Wow you’re awesome to (smile)
-Look, I grew up around a bevy of beautiful women you can say what you want but I’m not gonna get flustered or anything
-Perhaps. Fine, let’s make it hard I like that
-Don’t worry no one is analysing you. Breathe in you’re only talking to someone of the opposite sex.
-AMOG - You know if you relaxed I think more people would like you.

Intro Time Constraint
Hey guys, can I get an opinion on something this’ll take a sec, I gotta get back to my friends
A1 Open
-STREET – Hey do you guys know where I can get some fairy floss around here?
-JEALOUS GF20(Girls) Do you reckon it’s alright for a girl to smack the shit out of her boyfriend just because she sees him talking with another girl? Yeah it happened to me…I was just being social…at least I thought she was and then wham! Hit for the 47th time.
-PANTYO(Girls)Would you date a guy who walked around in women’s panties? My friend was cheating on his girlfriend and his girlfriend found a g-string in the bathroom from another girl. After a giant fight he lied and said he likes to walk around in women’s panties. Surprisingly his girlfriend found this as a total turn on and regularly asks for him to walk around in women’s panties. Do you guys have a fetish for men in panties? Like imagine a guy with panties on is that working for you? (backturn pose) A g-string nicely cups the vagina; you can’t have a fat dick and balls in there. Pretty soon it’d push it up and come out the side of your neck – like a goader. In fact that’s what happened to my friend. He talks to chicks now and he’s got his balls on the side of his neck and he’ll be like walking up to girls going “Heeeeyy J” and you know girls they like balls, so they’re all like “Oooh what’s that on the side of your neck?” and he’ll gargle and his balls glimmer then he’s all like “IT’S MY BALLS!”
-NIM’S SIS I wanna help my sister thou I'm not sure how. She's very pretty but she lives in one of those Eastern Euro countries like Sweden with the ridiculous competition of blonde haired big breasted women's who like to sauna naked all day and wear head bands while they sweat and stare at tourists like myself lustfully riding an exercise bike…how should I help my self conscious sis over power competition like this?
So how does everybody know each other?

MINI GAMES
-Drink hustle/5 questions wrong
-Mouse race
-Best friends test
-Finger 10 buck trick
-Ben’s mother had three kids

A2 Female to male
Neg (IOD)(Throw and go) Response returns Storytelling (Stack Openers)
-Wow you’re cute there’s good lighting in here
-You’re cute…I mean, because of your personality
-You know your hands look so soft…like toilet paper
-Your hands are dry/wet
-You know, you are absolutely beautiful to bad you’re not my type


COLD READS
-“You’re generally well liked but inside you hide apart of yourself from the rest of the world.”
-“You’re an emotional person aren’t you.”
-“I just have a feeling…but (super dhv setup)

DHV
-Yes ladder - I can tell a lot about you, I’m psychic. I can prove it. Use a YES ladder. “Are you intelligent? Are you intuitive? Are you creative? Are you smart? Are you artistic? Horn..fun loving?
-STRAWBERRY FIELDS – How high is fence? How many strawberries do you take? A farmer sees you how do you feel?
-FUCK MARRY KILL – Lets play “Fuck, Marry, Punch” is a game I got from listening to an old radio show. You play it by pointing out three guys in the club and telling her “You have to fuck one of them, marry one of them, and punch of them. Which one would you do what to?”
-4 QUESTIONS – ‘Some times you only need to sit back and look at the things you say’ – I’ll show you. Imagine yourself in a white room everything is white -- wall, ceiling, floor. Describe your experience (death). What is your favourite colour ..describe it, what feeling does it have (self)? What is your favourite animal.. Why (how people see you)? Describe it. Imagine yourself near a large body of water...describe your experience? What do you do? (view of sex)
-CUBE (try use this one later) - You ever done the cube? I’ll ask you a set of questions and when I’m done I’ll know everything about you, ready you got a good imagination? (Setup) 0. Imagine your in front of a landscape; we’ll use a desert landscape. (Self) 1. In this landscape there is a cube? Tell me a. What size is it? b. Where is it? c. What is it made of? And d. What colour is it?
(Aspirations) 2. Next you see a ladder. A. What size is it? b. Where is it? c. What is it made of?
(Friends) 3. Next there are flowers. A. Where are they? How many? C.What does it look like? D.What colour are they?
(Ideal lover) 4. Next there is a horse. A. Where is it? b. What is it doing? C. What does it look like?
(Challenges) 5. Then there is a storm. A. Where is it? b. What is it doing? C. What does it look like?
-PHOTO MEMORY – 1.Bun 2. Shoe 3.Tree 4.Door 5. Hive 6.Sticks 7.Heaven 8.Gate 9.Line 10.Hen
-BLACK MIRROR SUPER DHV – All problems are 3 catagories – health inner mental health/outer physical health, wealth inner personality riches/outer material wealth and relationships inner – with self/outer with others. “Yes” = and “No” = but “Maybe” = yes. Use vague awareness “I just have a feeling…”

A3 Male to female You’re frame, Don’t hoop jump, Compliments not on looks, Bait – hook – reel - release
(PRETEND LIKE YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TO MATES – HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE THE HOOK POINT)
-So what’s your story what you do?
-I’ve kinda been mean to your friend you mind if I borrow her and say sorry – I don’t like apologising in front of a crowd?

C1 Connection THE GAME IS PLAYED IN COMFORT Elicit Values and Find Commonalities Storytelling
-So what are your interests? How’s that make you feel emotionally when you do that?
-That’s cool, but I like (sub questions) + story on that topic
-Tease and relax – connect on feelings, “Man last time I did that the feeling was intense”
-If my friends where coming to dinner what kind of things would you cook to impress them?
-If you had to either have sex with the ugliest man on the planet or die – which one would you do? Just once. Apparently 50% of women would rather die
-If you had to change yourself physically what would it be?
-What’s the most meaningful compliment you’ve ever gotten?
-What’s the worst insult you’ve ever gotten?
-LUNCHBOX (vulnerability story) – Ah your crazy your like when you go to school with a lunchbox and then you get older and then you realise people are bagging you because you still have a lunchbox and then you start wrapping your sandwiches in freezer bags and by lunch time no matter how careful you walk the sandwich in your bag is squash to shit house – it’s crazy.
-EVR - 1. Enjoy doing 2. Perfect scenario 3. How’s it feel inside? – (Find out what her values are and mirror those) Name something you enjoy doing? (blank) What‘s the best and most enjoyable time when you where doing this? (blank blank) So if you’re in (blank blank) and your in (blank) that moment again, How do you feel – what was that feeling you had? (Well blank) that’s not good enough, what was the actual feeling or emotion you got? (Well I felt blank…) well that’s it that’s your core value that’s what you’re about, what you want to do in life is you wanna feel (blank) and as I’m saying this, you actually feel that now don’t you? (Yes) Their you go, we’ve fulfilled your life goal in five minutes, you can pretty much die now :P But seriously when you have to make a decision in life whether it’s a job, boyfriend whatever and if it brings you closer to feeling (blank) then you know you’re doing the right thing, if it brings you away from it then you know your doing the wrong thing. That’ll be six dollars.
BEAUTY IS COMMON2 – My ex was just as gorgeous as you. Everyone thought things came easy to my ex girlfriend because she was so gorgeous, but the truth is that she had to work twice as hard for everything because no one gave her a break and she always had to prove herself. Let me guess people think you’re a bitch but in truth you’re just shy.

C2 Trust
-TRUST TEST – Hold out hands (throw them away), squeeze, lower.
-Mirroring speech patterns and energy levels for commonalities
-JUGGLER GIRLFRIEND TEST – Answer is B. Which is the best food? Which is the best thing to do? Which is sexier?
-100% PERFECT – I’mma tell you a story It begins with “Once upon a time” and ends with “Sad story isn’t it” Once upon time there was a guy and he was going to do laundry he wasn’t thinking about anything special he was just walking down going to do laundry. In the other direction there was a women and she wasn’t going to do anything special she was just going to mail a letter. She hadn’t changed, put on make-up; she was just going to mail a letter. It just so happened that they happen to pass each other, and the guy said to himself “You know what that is the 100% perfect girl for me, who would think that I’d just be out doing laundry and find the 100% perfect girl for me.” and the woman looked at that guy and said “You know what that is the 100% perfect guy for me, who would think that I’d just be mailing a letter and find the 100% perfect guy for me.” So by some miracle they actually worked up the chance, they had the guts to go talk to each other. And they spoke to each other and they started talking, just talking about everything and it turned out that everything they had in common just clicked 100% everything they didn’t have in common complimented each other perfectly, they kept walking and they took a seat by a river somewhere and talked and hours passed by in the blink of an eye. And after awhile they said “You know this is to weird what are the chances of just walking outside and running into your 100% perfect person.”, so they said “If this is really meant to be real, if we’re really meant to be together what were going to do is separate right now and we won’t exchange phone numbers or anything we’ll just walk away and if fate is really meant for us to be together then we’ll run into each other again. And if we run into each other again we know it was meant to be and we’ll just get married to each other on the spot. It’s up to fate.” So they separated. A day passed, two days passed, a week passed, a month passed, a year passed and they didn’t see each other again. And after some time they decided to start dating other people again. They found 60% perfect love, 70% perfect love even as much as 83% perfect love and as more time passed eventually they got married to separate people, they had nice marriages, they had children and their lives many, many years into the future the influenza was going around and people got very, very sick and they both got very sick but they recovered, however their spouses died. So one day he was walking down the street carrying a sack of laundry and he’s got a feeble shaking hand and he’s about 83 years old and she happens to be walking down the same street to mail a letter and she has it in her feeble shaking hand and they passed each other and he looked at her and said “You know what I think I know that girl.” And she looked at him and said “You know what I think I know that guy he looks very familiar to me like there is some meaning.” But they couldn’t place it, to many years had passed and the memory had just been wiped out by time and other experiences and so they walked right past each other and they didn’t even talk. And the thing was it was really meant for them to be together they really were the 100% perfect person for each other and what happened was what are the chances that fate is going to throw you together once, let alone twice. It’s like winning the lottery and throwing out the ticket and then years later trying to win again just to make sure it was really meant to be. There mistake was they questioned fate, when it offered the chance in the first place, so sad story isn’t it…

(GO FOR NUMBER Style card rip then - Blurring killer – Now I just want you to know when we talk to each other on the phone tomorrow, ultimately where going to want to see each other again, not just talk on the phone. I just want you to recognise it’s a weird situation. I know it is, you and I are going to have to barrel through this together because you’re going to be given a choice to hang out with someone you don’t know or hang out with someone you already know. But if you where to think that way for all those people you now know they wouldn’t be in your life – All those people you know and love would not be around if you thought “Oh I’m not going to hang around with someone I like but don’t know”. So just so you know that I’m going to barrel through the weirdness with you because honestly I don’t really know shit about you. But you’re fun and I promise nothing but great conversation but where supposed to do this… Oi btw (mini game + comfort routine) – with concrete plans OR)

C3 Intimacy
-QUESTION GAME - Let’s play the question game. It’s like truth or dare, but without the dare. Because you know you’re crazy. The questions have to be good ones, no “Where do work bullshit” you can’t ask the same question and you go first…Ok, how many boyfriends have you had? (Later) Would you like to kiss me?
-LIKE TO KISS - You talk too much, would you like to kiss me? (Yes, maybe) Let’s find out. Xx (no) I didn’t say you could I said would you like to (5 second back turn) I like putting it out there.
-SPONTANEOUS -So are you different? Are you spontaneous? If you where in kissing school, what rating would you get? Really...Let’s find out (x)

S1 Arousal Two steps forward one step back -Aww we shouldn’t really be doing this
-MOMENTS - You know that moment before two people kiss for the first time? Don’t you wish that moment could last forever?
-STYLE FOOLPROOF – I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now. (kiss) What are you doing to me? I’m never like this.
-STYLE FOOLPROOF2 - “Stop looking at me like that. You’re driving me crazy.” Or “If you only knew the things I was thinking about doing to you right now. I shouldn’t. Go ahead: what were you saying?”
-NERVOUS GAME – Are you nervous?

S2 LMR
-Time constraint on instant date – You can come over but I gotta wake up early tomorrow so you can’t/I’m not stay long.
-Just because you’re here doesn’t mean you’re getting any, when things go too far I walk.
-You know I really like you I actually want to see you again so I’m not sleeping with you tonight.
-Take a piece of food and feed her
-RIKER’S RULES – 1. There’s got to be a condom, 2. We both should want to do this because it’s something that should give us tingles when you’re thinking about it and the next rule 3. You need to smile when it’s over.

S3 Sex
-After sex – “So when did you first realise you where attracted to me?”
-More routines – “Do you know any good ones?”